Hugh Hefner Has New Girlfriend ...

She is November 2011 Playmate Shera Bechard. Well...

'Took Hef all of 5 seconds, after the wedding that never was to find his new plaything!


As the saying goes, a leopard never changes his promiscuous spots!!!

Totes Random: Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is a BAD Actress

The only positive to take from Rosie being a part of the 'Transformers' movie franchise is girl totally 'works' it on that Red carpet!



Having seen the movie (not to mention reading all her acting reviews)... We'll say stick to looking good Rosie - 'friendly advice!!!

Jeff Goldblum & Girlfriend Split Up

58 year-old actor Jeff Goldblum and his 26 year-old floozie lover Lydia Hearst-Shaw have called quits on their fling relationship - Like DUH!


Anyhoo, Jeff and Lydia broke up last week with an insider saying:
'They are no longer together - they split-up about a week ago. There was quite an age difference and things just ran their course.'
Oh no... Who'd have thought the 32 year age-gap would be a problem?!

Quickie: Courtney Love Is Single - Men BEWARE

crazy woman Courtney Love has broken up with her aristocratic lover (of 9 months) Henry Allsopp. Good for Henry but not so much for every guy on the planet!


Just saying!

David Duchovny & Tea Leoni Split Up - Yet Again

These two need to make their adulterous minds up. Are they Back ON or OFF?


Their poor kids...

Ugly Betty's America Ferrera Gets Married

Kudos. P.S:- The venue for America and longterm BF Ryan Piers Williams wedding was former co-star Vanessa Williams's NYC house.


Wedding Dress watch: According to her mouthpiece:
'The bride wore a dress by Amsale's Christos label and Fred Leighton earrings'
'Bet she looked lovely!

Daniel Craig And Rachel Weisz Get Married

OMGee.. 007 Daniel Craig has secretly married his co-star girlfriend Rachel Weisz last week. Take that Darren [Aronofsky] and Satsuki Mitchell!


Congrats guys - If this story is true!

Update: Daniel's publicist Robin Baun has CONFIRMED the news - Sneaky, sneaky couple!!!

George Clooney Splits Up with Elisabetta Canalis

Yeah, yeah... We know you all you ladies (and some guys) out there are reveling in this bit of news - Shame on us you all!


Releasing a joint statement, eternal Bachelor George & Elisabetta said:
'We are not together anymore, It’s very difficult and very personal and we hope everyone can respect our privacy.'
What is very difficult? Could there be more to their breakup?

Anyhoo, like we said earlier, 'Good thing for!! 

Ahem, will you be needing a rebound chick George? P.S:- At least Elisabetta will finally cut out having that smirk on her smug, pretty Italian face!

Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo to Televise Wedding

Do you all know how Nick Lachey's first televised wedding to Jessica Simpson turned out? Well, he's taking a second bite out of the Reality TV Newlyweds cherry by filming his second wedding to Vanessa Minnillo.


In a joint statement, the soon-to-be Newlyweds (Take 2) said:
"We're lucky to have such passionate and loving fans, and we thought partnering with TLC on this special would be the best way to share the exciting journey we're on with all the people that support us and our relationship."
The omens aren't looking so good - Just saying!

BTW, what "passionate and loving fans" are they refering to? We blame their twice-a-day showers - The water must be getting into their heads.

51 Year-old Actor Marries 16 Year-old Aspiring Singer in Vegas

Borderling paedophile / Actor Doug Hutchison has announced - via his personal website - that he has taken a teenage bride. Translation: He gets to be the dirty old man playing house with  his GIRL-Bride who FYI is young enough to be his Grand daughter - Yeah, DO THE MATH Douglas!!!!


His shameless announcement:
"Doug Anthony Hutchison and Courtney Alexis Stodden became husband and wife on Friday May 20th, 2011, at 12 pm in The Little Chapel of Flowers in Las Vegas, Nevada. Mr. and Mrs. Hutchison live together happily ensconced in their Hollywood Hills home with their lil' pups, Everette and Tuna."
What the flying F@^*!!! 

While trying to calm our blood pressures down, does anyone know what the 'victim' Courtney's incompetent parents email addresses are? Because they are going to get a WTF ranterific email from us in 3, 2, 1... VILE.

Ashlee Simpson Dating Boardwalk Empire's Vincent Piazza

These photos of Ashlee 'sucking face' with her new man Lucky Luciano Vincent signals a full-stop in her failing marriage to Pete Wentz. Sad!



Hey, at least Ashlee & Pete are acting civilized and mature for the sake of their son Bronx - Take note Kelsey & Camille Grammar.

Totes Random:- Will Vincent be her + 1 at big sis Jessica's upcoming wedding?

Paris Hilton Single - Again?!

Well, according to a few sources, Paris and her boyfriend Cy Waits have totally - like - broken up.


According to the rumors - via a source:
'They are broken up,' the pal said. 'It's sad. She [Paris] cares about him a lot and thinks he's a great guy, but they really hit a rough patch. '[Cy has] found it difficult to live his life with her [Hilton] in the spotlight and that's what caused their split. 'No drama, it's amicable, but things didn't work out.'
Interestingly, the heiress/party girl's rep has declined to comment which seems suss! So, what gives Paris...

splitsUp.com Update: Judging from her Twitter updates, Paris spent all weekend, either in bed or just hanging with her sis Nicky Hilton and later went to her BFF Britney's  concert at Staples Center without Cy!

FYI, in her latest tweet, she NEVER mentions her boyfriend - Case closed!!!

Peter Fonda Marries For Third Time

71-year-old Peter Fonda and his longterm partner Margaret 'Parky' Devogelaere said 'I do' at a romantic beach-side ceremony in Hawaii yesterday. Kudos!!!


They say the 3rd time's the charm. Plus, there's clearly still life in the ol' dawg - Go Peter!

Cameron Diaz Shares Kiss With ex Justin Timberlake

But don't worry A-Rod Jessica Biel people... They are NOT back together, the kiss was only to promote their latest flick Bad Teacher!

Photographic evidence of 'le kissy-kissy':


Yeah, judging by some of the reviews that their movie is getting, they are going to have to do more than a Red carpet kiss. Maybe a reconciliation / marriage between the exes might help?!

As a reviewer put it:
So if the trailer had you laughing out loud, you might well enjoy Bad Teacher; if you’re hoping that the film has more than what you’ve seen in the two minute teaser, you might be left feeling that it could do better.

With that being said, here is the Trailer:


Thoughts???

Hottie of the Week: Kellan Lutz - AGAIN!

Why? Just because he is freaking Kellan Lutz - delish!


FYI, last week Kellan revealed - via PEOPLE magazine - what his fav part of his dream woman would be.

His dreamy words:
"A girl's face gets my attention. The face has so much, and I love the eyes and a big smile especially if you can wake up next to them in bed and they still look the same after a long night of watching movies with strawberries and champagne and cuddling. That's sexy! I also really like the clavicle area, which is really weird but so sexy."
'Quick splitsup.com checklist...

Are we smiling together with our eyes right now... Check! Can we "still look the same after a long night of watching movies with strawberries and champagne and cuddling"... Double Check!! Do we have a "clavicle area"... Triple CHECK!!!

We await your imminent phone call Kellan.

Mel Gibson Has New Girlfriend - Some Gothic Model

She is Greek-born gothic model Stella Mouzi but the weird thing is she spookily resembles Mel's crazy Baby mama Oksana whatsherface. You'd have thought he was tired of looking at that face type!


Dang it... He sure likes younger & raven haired gold digging opportunists women doesn't he? Random Fact: Stella once modelled at the 2011 L.A. Fetish Film Awards. See:


Em... Um... O-kay then!!!

Jennifer Aniston and New Boyfriend Justin Theroux wear Matching Rings

OMG, things look to be getting pretty serious if they are wearing rings on 'those' fingers. Plus the new lovebirds are currently in NYC - Woohoo!


BTW, we are totally ignoring the fact the rings in question are chunky, gold 'gangsta-style' rings. Go sista - with yo' bad self!

splitsUp.com-personal-opinion-alert: Justin seems like more of a keeper for Jen... Better than John Mayer anyways!!!

Hayden Panettiere Has New Boyfriend

He is NY Jets wide receiver Scotty McKnight. She is a seriously fast mover!


At 5ft 11 inches, Scotty is actually 8 inches shorter than Hayden's Giant ex Wladimir Klitschko but we are sure he more than makes up in other ways!

Matthew McConaughey with Camila Alves and the Kids..


Picture PERFECT - What a beautiful family!!!

Jesse James and Kat Von D Split Up

OMfriggingG... Is this really true about these 2? Can we get a large side of Karma bitch to go with this latest news?!


According to some random frenemy, Jesse ended things with Kat because:
"He says there's too much drama for him."
Plus - posting somewhat cryptic messages on their Twitter accounts - the once-loved-up couple had not-so-loved-up comments to make.
Jesse: 'I guess I was trying to take too much from the world, funny how things go from amazing to s*** in the blink of an eye.'


Kat: 'I have no regrets.'
Well, well, well, that ear splitting cackle you can hear is wronged Oscar winner / ex-wife Sandra Bullock - she must be super excited to have gotten rid of this White Trash Hillbilly!

Side Bar:- Whatever happened to his gush-fest comments about the love-of-his-life? Like when he told Howard Stern (LIVE on Air) that Kat was "100% better in bed" than Sandra OR the time he gushed "it's a mental thing" between them and also how they both "just connected on a whole different level."

Dude is messed up!

Update: Jesse denies -  PEOPLE magazine any breakup saying:
'That is absolutely not true, We're still going strong. Things are completely good with us. Everything is on track. I am absolutely more in love today than I was a year ago. She's the one for me'
False alarm Sandra! More's the pity..

Mildred Baena Speaks Out Exclusively about Affair with Schwarzenegger

But the most shocking part of her 'exclusive magazine spread' was the photograph that accompanied the story:


Jeez, even after all the retouching, she still looked... SERIOUSLY Arnold? You went there???

Moving on, here's Mildred's ugly words (and by 'ugly' we mean UGLY) about her confrontation with Arnie's unsuspecting wife Maria:
'She would say things like, "I'm here if you want to talk." She would ask if I needed to talk to her and I kept saying no. Finally, she asked point blank. Maria did ask me directly if Joseph was Arnold's son and I just broke down. I dropped to my knees and I was crying, saying that, yes, he was and I was so sorry. She was so strong. She cried with me and told me to get off my knees. We held each other and I told her it wasn't Arnold's fault, that it takes two. That is what I admired about her, her strength and the way she handled it.'
You know what? We totally get why Maria NEVER suspected a thing. Who in their right mind will think that their husband / Arnold would cheat with their tranny-looking housekeeper?  

FYI, 14 year-old love-child Joseph found out about having a famous (and rich) father last year.

P.S:- During Mildred's account of her encounter with Maria, we never read that there was a hot Slap and/or Hair-pulling and/or eye gouging... So we can only assume that Maria acted as the Kennedy lady that she truly is. She's a much stronger woman than most - Just saying!

Natalie Portman Gives Birth

Hurray for the Black Swan actress and her fiancé Benjamin Millepied


We await to hear what name they've chosen for their son - Hope it's not silly!

Jennifer Aniston a Homewrecker Too?

Please tell us Jen (of all people) did NOT just do an Angelina...

It's recently come to our attention that Jen's current fling/boyfriend/hookup Justin Theroux had a longterm girlfriend who only moved out of their joint home just last weekend. You do the math!


According to various sources & reports, Costume Designer Heidi Bivens is heartbroken over Justin's 'thing' with Jen. The designer's 'people' told The NY Post:
'Heidi and Justin have been together for 14 years. They met when she was 20 years old and he 24, and yes, she just moved out of their home last weekend. She has no comment.'
SNAP!!! Now, now... let's not jump into conclusions because a friend of Justin's clarifies that:
'Things were already over between him and Heidi before he got close to Jen.'
Phew! We never doubted our girl Jen for one minute.

Hefner and Fiance Crystal Harris Call Off Wedding

Playboy pimp impresario Hugh Hefner and his 25 year-old girlfriend/fiancée Crystal Harris have called OFF their upcoming wedding. 

Wasn't their wedding meant to be THIS Saturday? 'Damn shame!


Heartbroken 87 year-old Hef tweeted:
'The wedding is off. Crystal has had a change of heart.'
Crystal then confirmed - via her personal website - that SHE actually dumped him saying:
'After much deep reflection and thought, I have decided to end my engagement with Hef. I have the utmost respect for Hef and wish him the best going forward.'
"After much deep reflection and thought" our a**es... Could her real reason be the alleged affair she's involved in with Dr Phil's son Jordan McGraw

Or we some folks might speculate that Crystal was a gold digging opportunist (who went along with this stunt engagement) and who ALWAYS had the intention of cancelling the wedding at the last minute. 

Translation: This blonde will go down in history as the ONLY woman to have dumped Hugh Hefner! Anyhoo, cue the next Playboy Blonde arm-candy in 4, 3, 2..

Nick Jonas and Delta Goodrem ARE sooooooo Dating

Here's Delta with jailbait new boyfriend Nick on yet another Lunch date:


So, any thoughts on a 26 year-old woman dating an 18 year-old teenager? Creepy or Age ain't nothin' but a number?

P.S:- Delta only just broke up with her fiance Brian McFadden in April so baby-faced Nick may only be her Rebound man boy... Just FYI!

Idiot of The Week: Homophobe Tracy Morgan

It's bad enought to think of any bad homophobic stuff, BUT to have the nerve & audacity to say it out like Tracy Morgan did during a recent stand-up show of his? 

DISGUSTING!!!


The 30 Rock star said that if he ever had a gay son, the kid "better talk to me like a man and not in a high, gay voice or [Tracy] will pull out a knife and stab . . . [him] to death."

He claims to have seen the error of his homophobic ways and sheepishly released this statement:
"I want to apologize to my fans and the gay & lesbian community for my choice of words at my recent stand-up act in Nashville. I'm not a hateful person and don’t condone any kind of violence against others. While I am an equal opportunity jokester, and my friends know what is in my heart, even in a comedy club this clearly went too far and was not funny in any context."
Um, what context was his hateful words meant to be taken?

Either way, Let's all STOP the hating on others people - Not Cool!

Jack White and Wife To Throw Divorce Party

In a bad case of What the marital F@*k, Jack White and his wife of 6 years, Karen Elson have announced that they are both throwing a Dvivorce party. Oh and get this, the date will be their sixth wedding anniversary - WTF???


In a joint party invitation, Kack & Karen say:
"In honor of that time shared, we are throwing a divorce party. The party will include dancing, photos, memories and drinks with alcohol in them. This is only for close personal friends and family so please no plus ones or dead beats."
Guess that's a unique way of announcing an EXTREMELY amicable breakup. For the sake of their 2 kids, we hope the 'Demi Moore/Bruce Willis' niceties last!

Whitney Port Splits Up with Boyfriend Ben Nemtin

OMG, what happened with these 2 pretty people?


Confirming the breakup at some event, unnaturally slim Whitney said:
'I don't have a boyfriend! It’s definitely different, but I’m enjoying my time focusing on work and keeping busy'
'Sad to see another relaionship bite the dust. Speaking of dust, will her imminent 'post-breakup weight loss' finally make Whit disappear into thin air? There's hardly anything on the girl!

Felicity Huffman and William H. Macy Still Happily Married

Yeah, at least one Celeb marriage looks effortlessly harmonious! Here's Desperate Houswives Felicity & husband of 14 years William at the Monte Carlo TV festival.


Ahhhh!!! If only all husbands and wives in Hollywood looked this happy together... Keep it up guys!

Nick Jonas Still a Major Hottie

Albeit a jailbait, 18 year-old Teenage superstar who makes us our nieces have impure thoughts!


SWOON!!! 

Hey, it's not like we've had a Not-so-innocent dream of him, Taylor Lautner, some fat-free chocolate & a sexy pillow fight... Ahem...

Is that the time?..

New Couple Alert: Teresa Palmer and Scott Speedman

Don't these 2 look sickly sweet & in love?!



Our black heart fills with joy when 2 hotties get together! 

FYI, I Am Number 4 actress Teresa is going to be a huge star - Watch this space..

Christina Aguilera Has New Great Relationship - according to Her

If anyone is remotely interested in the state of Christina Aguilera's relationship with her  current toyboy lover Matthew Rutler... It's all good!


Gushing to US Weekly, Christina says:
'There's never any drama. People I've known for 10 years see us together and they've told me, 'I just can't believe the person who's in front of me, because I've never seen you so light, never seen you so happy.'
She also speaks about her boyfriend's relationship with son Max adding:
'They're buddies! If my son didn't sit well with him then I wouldn't sit well with him.'
Hmm, Only time will tell if Matthew is as genuine as he pretends to be seems!

Sidebar:- Her incresing weight gain totally tells us she is super-in-love because you know what they say about Love handles...

Blake Lively and Leo DiCaprio Continue Their Italian Holiday Lovefest

Look away Bar Refaeli...



Cute - Nice career move Blake!

Did Kim Kardashian Really have an Affair?

YES says NFL player Bret Lockett who claims - via InTouch - that he and Kim had a 5 month affair WHILE she was still dating her now-fiance Kris Humphries.

Oooooh - her & Kris's prenup isn't even finalized!


Under the scandalous headline "STOP THE WEDDING! KIM CAUGHT CHEATING!", Bret says:
"I knew this was a game to her, and this is what she does. She pursued me. Pretty much, me and Kim had a relationship, and that's really as far as I want to get into it. Everything else, you can pretty much read for yourself. It's all over the Internet and everywhere else. That's pretty much it. When I found out what was happening and what was going to be put out and run in the tabloids, whether I could do anything about it or not, I had to come out and let them know the full truth... I know a lot of people are misconstruing it and thinking that it's just been put out to be put out on my behalf. Nothing that has been put out I knew about prior to it happening."
Wanna know Kim's response? Via her blog, she writes:
"This guy should be ashamed of himself. Calling up a magazine and making up an entirely fake story in a sad attempt to ruin my relationship!?!?! It’s just shameful and this guy should feel ashamed and humiliated. Is this your pathetic attempt for attention? I’ll be damned if anyone, especially some loser I’ve never even met, is going to try to come between Kris and I."
Plus her lawyers have stated that they will be suing both InTouch & Bret for defamation of character. Dang! Bet no one saw this latest hiccup in Kim's lovelife?! 

BTW, Kim's "I’ll be damned if anyone, especially some loser I’ve never even met, is going to try to come between Kris and I" kinda makes us believe that she would never be stupid  enough to ruin her 6-month relationship. Kinda!

Congressman Wiener admits he sent pic of his - um - Wiener

Classic politician getting caught... The aptly named Congressman Anthony Wiener (Karma has a sense of humor right???) has FINALLY admitted to sending explicit photos of himself & body parts to at least 6 different women via social networking sites. 

WATCH ABC News coverage of the scandal plus an interview with one of the 6 opportunistic ladies women:


Congressman Wiener's uh-oh words:
"At the end of the day ... I lied because I was embarrassed. I take full responsibility for my actions ... I have made terrible mistakes. I have not been honest with myself, my family , and my constituents. I have never met with these women, nor have had physical relationships at any time."
Riiiight! His half-a**ed admission totally makes it alright - just ask his loyal wife who is standing by her politico meal-ticket man.

Cameron Diaz and Alex A-Rod Still Together

.. For now at least!


Looks like they are totally Off ON and together - More fool her!!!

Wanna Watch the new Shakira video Rabiosa featuring Pitbull?


It's a weak song but Fierce Video - What guy doesn't wish to be her boyfriend Gerard Pique?!

Say Hello to the British Tiger Woods - aka Ryan Giggs

Our Idiot of The Week HAS got to be Ryan Giggs.

He is a married Football player in one of the top clubs in the World (Manchester United) and who has been revealed to be a dirty, lying cheat. Oh, plus he had an 8-year affair with his own brother's wife - This is some white-trash Jerry Springer shitz!


To summarize:
  1. Ryan is 37 year-old, father of 2 kids whose wife's name is Stacey
  2. Now, up until now, he was widely regarded as a top sports athlete/ Family man who had a number of lucrative sponsorship deals
  3. He recently went to court to obtain a super-injunction to prevent his 6-month affair with some random Z-lister celebrity being made public
  4. The judge granted the injunction but his name was leaked to the public via Twitter - crafty!
  5. He then goes back to court -  anonymously of course - and threatens to sue Twitter and 75,000 users for deliberately revealing him to be the nasty Cheat who tried to keep his dirty affair hush-hush
  6. Even after all this, delusional wife Stacey vows to stay married to him and work 'through things'
  7. Fastforward to this Sunday when his only brother Rhodri's wife Natasha revealed all (in lurid details) about she and Giggs having an ongoing affair for over EIGHT years
What a spineless and gutless man (not to mention scandalous ho' Natasha is) and the people we feel sorry for are the kids involved in this mess.

Suffice to say, our pity for his wife Stacey ran out when she decided to have doormat tattooed on her forehead! 

Update: Ryan has flown to an undisclosed destination with his wife and kids to hide from the publicity. Coward!

Is Scarlett Johansson back with Sean Penn

Kinda looks like they were never really off!


BTW, Spanx or No Spanx, Scarlett looked AMAZING!


No pregnancy bump/extra pounds in sight. We still maintain she can do SOOOO much better than Sean!

Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux More than Friends

Oh my... Go Jen - even if Justin isn't AS man-candy as we'd have expected! 'Beggars have no choices in the matter.



Are you guys thinking the same thing we're thinking? How itchy is it kissing Justin?

Jessica Biel dating her co-star Gerard Butler?

Kinda looks like these 2 are spending much of their off-set time together. Looksie:


Hmm! We wonder what her ex Justin Timberlake makes of this. 

Sidebar:- Leather totally suits Jessica.

Double sidebar:- What is with Gerard 'dating' every female co-star he's worked with? Dude is such a manwh... The last part rhymes with war!