splits Up: March 2011

Elizabeth Banks welcomes her new Baby son!

This is super heartwarming because adorabs actress Elizabeth Banks and her childhood sweetheart husband Max Handelman have just given birth - via an amazing surrogate - to their first child and have named him Felix Handelman. Kudos Liz & Max!

30 Rock star Elizabeth revealed the good news writing:

'After years of trying to get pregnant, exploring the range of fertility treatments, all unsuccessful, our journey led us to gestational surrogacy: we make a "baby cake" and bake it in another woman's "oven". From that came two miracles. The first was meeting our carrier and her husband who were truly humbling in their decency and generosity.

And the second miracle was the birth of our baby boy, Felix Handelman. Felix means "happy" and "lucky" in Latin. And true to his name, Felix is a very happy baby and a blessing on our life.'

Someone please pass the tissues... Awwwwwwww

Rihanna says she's 'a bit masochistic' in the Bedroom.

TMI / Like Duh!!!

Covergirl Rihanna tells Rolling Stone magazine:

'I love feeling like I'm somebody's girl, I love to be tied up and spanked. Using whips and chains is too planned... you have to stop and look for the whip. I prefer them to use their hands. I like to take the reins in my life, but I enjoy being submissive in the bedroom. In there I can be a little lady and have a male who has responsibility for the situation. That's sexy. In my normal life, I work hard and take a lot of executive decisions every day, so I prefer to feel the intimacy of someone like the girl.'

Umm... - Crickets - ... O-Kay then... cue the Tumbleweed!

Presenting Rachel Zoe with 'The two loves' of her life

Her husband Rodger Berman and new baby son Skyler Morrison.

Ooh coochicoo... We always go gaga over cute babies!

Presh!!! BTW, Rachel having the time to look glam (with scarlet lips an' all) is soooo Rachel.

Federline is the most Fertile Man Alive!

Just FYI because Kevin is expecting his FIFTH kid with current girlfriend Victoria Prince.

In case you lost count, he has an 8 & a 6 year-old with ex-girlfriend Shar Jackson and a 5 & a 4 year-old with ex-~~moneymaker~~ wife Britney Spears.

Damn he's like sooooo fertile!

Rob Lowe graces the Vanity Fair cover!

Work it bro - channel your inner zoolander!

P.S:- Rob recently admitted he used to 'party' with Charlie Sheen... 'Random tidbit of the day!

Supermodel Eva Herzigova gives Birth to second Son

Wonderbra Legend & Supermodel Eva Herzigova and her longterm Babydaddy Gregorio Marsiaj have welcomed their second child in the world. Kudos purty people!

Her spokesman told PEOPLE.com:

"She gave birth at London's Portland Hospital"

Lovely!

Is Mariah about to give Birth?

Umm... Is Mariah Carey close to dropping "Dem Babies" of hers?

We only ask because in the last few hours, Husband Nick Cannon tweeted:

'On a plane back to NY. Praying Dem Babies wait for DADDY to come back b4 they pop out! The Cornball Movement don't stop!'

'Soooo exciciscisting - Watch This Space...

Shakira Confirms New Relationship with Footballer Pique

Colombian Bombshell Shakira just posted the pic below with the caption 'I present to you my sunshine.' We say that's an OFFICIAL confirmation she's ~~hitting THAT~~ dating Gerard Pique!

Why'd she try to lie about being with such a Hottie like him anyways? Enjoy gurl!!!

What is 17 year-old Taylor Momsen doing performing like a...

... 17 year-old slut. Here she is 'performing' at the VIP Room on the Rue de Rivoli in Paris:

In case you are wondering... Taylor's on the right. X-Rated much?!

WHERE THE HECK ARE HER FOLKS AT?

PDA Alert: Drew Barrymore & her new man

BARF!!!

FYI, with Drew's track record of failed relationships.. We give this 6 months - and even our timeline is generous.

Lindsay Lohan to change her name?!

In a move signaling her final estrangement from her ~~useless~~ father Michael Lohan, Lindsay Lohan (aka LiLo) has reportedly decided to no longer bear the same surname as Dad and wants to be known as Just "Lindsay"

Umm, so do we call her Lindsay now?

According to her ~~equally useless & attention seeking~~ mum Dina:

“Lindsay is dropping the Lohan and [is] just going by Lindsay. Plus, me and Ali will be officially changing our last names back to my maiden name, Sullivan.”

Let's hope it helps this troubled-but-super-talented actress overcome her inner demons!

P.S:- If Lindsay is found Guilty for her latest court case Drama (re: That stolen necklace) will she be incarcerated as Lindsay Lohan OR Just Lindsay? 'Only asking.

P.P.S:- For those that have a problem with our choice of Photo for this post (her infamous mugshot), in our defense, NO woman has ever looked more Innocent and/or Blondie-hotter after an arrest.

Happy Birthday Fergie!

Looking seski & fly mamacita...

Let's get a Close-up:

Not bad for 36 hun!!!

New MILF Alert: Doutzen Kroes

Sidebar: How is it at all poss for Victoria's Secret model Doutzen Kroes to give birth 8 weeks ago and look like THIS:

Eugh! We are soooo envious.

Totes Random: Halle & Nahla are so CUTE

That Nahla is going to be such a curly-haired heartbreaker - Like her mummy!

Reese Witherspoon gets Married!

Major Kudos to Reese Witherspoon as she married her agent boyfriend Jim Toth... The lavish but intimate wedding ceremony was held at her Ojai estate in Cali. ~~Take THAT Jake Gyllenhaal!~~

According to snitches, Reese wore a customized Monique Lhuillier dress, her maid of honor was her BFF Heather Rosenfield while stars like Renee Zellweger, Matthew McConaughey, Tobey Maguire, Robert Downey Jr., Alyssa Milano, Isla Fisher & Salma Hayek were among the 120 guests.

Oh, and like 80 doves were released once the happy couple said "I Do" - Cute! No word yet if her ex-husband Ryan Phillippe also attended but we can guess...

Elizabeth Taylor has been "Laid to Rest" - RIP Dame Liz!

Dame Elizabeth Taylor was buried at the Forest Lawns Memorial Park cemetery in Glendale and in the same mausoleum building as her long-time friend, the late singer Michael Jackson.

FYI, she truly was such a Hottie in her heyday!

According to her strict wishes, Taylor was 'fashionably late' by 15 minutes with a rep saying:

'She even wanted to be late for her own funeral'

What a gal... 'Just hope that her family & friends remember to act as gracious - as the lady herself - when ~~fighting over~~ dividing her vast estate and assets!

Sidepost: Our top 2 favorite movies of Taylor were National Velvet & Cleopatra. Pure movie Gold!!!

Crime Against Fashion: The Olsen Twins attend Opera premiere...

Looking like THIS:

How can Ashley & Mary-Kate both run their mega-Fashion empire but always turn up to events looking like they truly HATE Fashion with a Passion? Only asking...

Rachel Zoe gives birth to a Baby boy

Aww... Make way peeps, one super stylish little man coming through. BTW, his name is Skyler Morrison - what a cool ~~Star Wars~~ retro-chic name!

In their statement, Rachel and husband Rodger Berman said:

'Mom and Dad 'LITERALLY' could not be happier or more in love with their son!'

Congrats guys... P.S:- Any guesses on how long it'll take Rachel to get back to her old ~~borderline anorexic~~ skinny body? You know she wants to...

Chris Brown 'lost his damn mind' - AGAIN!

Someone's missing a couple of his Anger-management classes because...

Yesterday, Chris Brown 'allegedly' smashed up a window in his dressing room backstage at "Good Morning America". Reason? GMA host Robin Roberts on-air questions proved too much for the ~~violent~~ singer. Now the window knows how Rihanna felt - Bad boy Christopher!

According to reports, Chris totally lost it and even bolted out of the building shirtless. Why do this with your history Chris?

Either way, his new album F.A.M.E is numero uno on the iTunes charts - Result for him & his loyal record label Jive! ~~Sorry Rihanna...~~

Ellen Degeneres 'calls out' Selena Gomez for 'lying' to her

... About dating Justin Bieber. WATCH / Biebettes look away NOW:

She is just too cute!

Photos of Renee Zellweger post-breakup!

Wow! Renee's never looked less-squinty eyed than this before... Take that ~~heartbreaker~~ Bradley Cooper!

P.S:- Some friends of ours recently told us that they think their "breakup" might be a publicity stunt devised to make Bradley's latest movie 'Limitless' Number 1.

If so, it's worked like a charm - Congrats Bradley!!!

Hayden Panettiere is still Dating that 'really Tall Ukranian Boxer guy'

Why are they still together you ask? Well you'd have to ask the lady herself but when you get a chance, also ask her about the fugly getup she wore while watching her boyfriend Vitali Klitschko's Twin brother Vitali's recent boxing match. Looksie:

Umm...

Courtney Cox & David Arquette Reuniting?

Can we get a 'Sure hope so' people?!

Try not to screw it up again David - Just FYI!

Presenting the 'adorabs' Brangelina Family

Translation: Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie took ALL 6 of their children out for treats - cute!

Such a cute family (sorry Jen Aniston) even if we don't approve of the manner in which ~~Brad cheated on Jennifer~~ they hooked up. Just saying!

First Look at Palicki as 'Wonder Woman'

Ooh, we likey at lot - Very 2011 sexy super-heroine!

Bradley Cooper & Renee Zellweger Split Up?!

What in the world...

US Magazine is reporting that Renee Zellweger has broken up with her boyfriend of just under 2 years Bradley Cooper. Was it his recent public declaration that finally ruined this relationship?

According to a number of sources, Bradley and Renee have mutually decided to part ways. Also, reps for both of them say they have no comment to make at this time.

Hmm.. No wonder he denied any engagement plans while on the Howard Stern Show last week! So are thy really kaput? We're off to do some investigative digging...

Bullock gives us 1,000,000 Reasons to Love Her even more

Kindhearted actress Sandra Bullock has donated $1,000,000 - to the Red Cross - for the disaster in Japan. 'Classy lady!

The organisation released this statement:

'The American Red Cross is extremely grateful for this generous support from Sandra Bullock and her family. This contribution is vitally important as the Red Cross works to provide critical assistance and essential relief items in this time of urgent need for so many people in Japan.'

FYI, Sandra has always been a big giver because she also donated a mil to the organization Doctors Without Borders to help the 2010 Haiti earthquake disaster. 'Admirable!!!

Billy Ray Cyrus calls Off Divorce!

Great news for Miley Cyrus and her sibs... Her parents Billy Ray & Tish are attempting to work on their marriage and canceling their Divorce petitions.

In the "voluntarily dismissal and non-suit" filed by Billy's lawyer in Williamson County, Tennessee, it states:

"The parties are attempting a reconciliation."

Billy also spoke out about trying to amke things work saying:

"I've dropped the divorce, I want to put my family back together -- Things are the best they've ever been."

Glad to hear it... Flushing down 17 loooooong a** years of marriage has proved to be too difficult for these 2 so fingers crossed!

Audrina's ex Boyfriend hits back!

Audrina Partridge is a 'heartless closed off insecure individual'... Or so says her dumped boyfriend BMX rider Corey Bohan. We're going to take a wild guess and assume he's not handling their breakup well!

Using his Twitter as a diss-platform, Corey posted:

'A girl that's told yes by everyone surrounding them grows up to be a heartless closed off insecure individual.

'Time 2 pick up the pieces & stop being so sad! Some woman will always be empty & rotten from the inside out,'

'U cant love a heartless woman.'

D-R-A-M-A-R-A-M-A... Loves it!!! Wonder what he'll do when he hears Audrina may have already moved on and is dating polo player Nic Roldan.

'Coordinate a Facebook/Twitter/Myspace hate campaign perhaps?!

Tony Hawk's BFF: "totally cool with" friend dating his wife

Wot ze eff??? Instead of him being all "how could they...", Tony Hawk's best friend/business partner, Matt Goodman, claims to be okay with his supposed pal now dating estranged wife Cathy.

P.S: Matt was a groomsman at Tony's second wedding - such uncool behavior Tony!

Speaking about his wife hooking up his 'best friend', Matt (pictured above with 'her')says:

‘I know people will think it is strange but I'm totally cool with it, I had split up with Cathy over a year ago and she started dating Tony about seven months ago. I have a new girlfriend now and I hope Tony, Cathy and Lhotse can all be happy. He told me about the relationship although I suspected something before that. Life can be strange but I bear no grudges and just want to move on with my life now’

Even though he sounds "cool" about the current situation, how awkward will festive holidays be at their households?!

'Plain creepy. We wonder if Tony's soon-to-be-3rd ex-wife Lhotse feels as "cool" with all this nastiness and betrayal of the brother code!

Tiger Woods has a Sense Of Humor

About the public demise of his career and personal life. WATCH:

Hey at least now he can laugh about all that stuff!

Love Hewitt gets her outfit soooo WRONG - Again

We can always count on 'actress' Jennifer Love Hewitt to commit at least one Crime Against Fashion.

Digressing... Just in case any of you wondered if there were a pair of ankles that can kill the allure of Christian Louboutin's... 'Case in point:

You see, That dress on it's own woulda been fine but not when it's Jennifer wearing it. Oh no, she just had to add that color coordinated mess-of-a bag - Overkill!!!

BTW, Messy dress sense = Messier Lovelife - just saying.

Joe Jonas splits Up with Ashley Greene

Like Duh...

No starlet - not Camilla Belle... not Taylor Swift... not Demi Lovato... and now not even Twilight cutie Ashley Greene - can tame this ~~bushy-browed~~ man-whore!

Here's what Joe's rep had to say:

“We can confirm they have parted ways and have no further comment”

That outta wipe that smug grin off of Ashley's face - HA! He's a heartbreaker..

Rihanna & Colin Farrell dating?

Who knew?! Well they were flirting like crazy while both on British chat show The Graham Norton show late last year...

The pair recently had dinner together at restaurant Giorgio Baldi and this was after a whole lotta sexting between them. According to a source:

“Colin was taken aback by some of the texts. He reckons he might well be in there. They're both single, so why not?’ ”

Seriously... Who knew?!

New Friends With Benefits Trailer

Looks kinda good. You know Jessica Biel isn't going to watch this... Or IS she?

Tony Hawk splits up with Wife No. 3!

But get this, Tony apparently dumped his wife of 2 years Lhotse Merriam - who is the mother to his 2 year-old son - for his best friend and business partner Matt Goodman's wife, Cathy instead.

Bros' before hos' Tony!

Lhotse found out about Tony's 'cheating' way back in December when she found a plane ticket he had booked for Cathy to join him in San Francisco. Doh!

Hawk's reps had this to say about their ~~morally bankrupt~~ client:

‘We do not comment on the personal lives of our clients.’

Yeah we bet they don't..

Wait... 'More naked photos of Hudgens? AGAIN??

Like Seriously?!

WTF is 22 year-old 'Nessa's obsession with taking those sort of photos? BTW, these latest ones (third time we've been through this...) show her kissing Zoey 101 star Alexa Nikolas. Why can't she stick to this type of photo op:

Click here to read the latest on the 'XXX pics' scandal.

Umm... So who exactly is 'leaking' these photos? A former lover? Disgruntled ex-agent? Vanessa herself?

William Scott checks into Rehab

Oh nooooo...

One of THE coolest funnyguys in Hollywood (bite us if you disagree) actor Seann William Scott has checked into a Rehab facility for "health and personal issues." But what issues?

Seann's rep released a statement:

"Seann William Scott has voluntarily admitted himself for proactive treatment to address health and personal issues. He appreciates the support of his many fans at this time."

We're rootin' for you Seann! Get well soon dude and come back to doing what you do best...

Longoria celebrates her Birthday - with toyboy Eduardo

Looking good mami / Get a room guys..

Either way, we're just glad to see Penelope Cruz's kid bro, Eduardo, is putting a smile on Eva's face after her somewhat painful divorce from ex Tony Parker!