Cibrian's ex-wife Brandi apologizes for DUI

Eddie Cibrian's wronged ex-wife Brandi Glanville has apologized for getting into trouble for her recent Drink-driving palaver.

See... At least 'some people'
not LeAnn Rimes can take responsibility for their silly, messed up actions!

LOS ANGELES, CA - NOVEMBER 18:  Actress Brandi Glanville arrives at the Us Weekly Hot Hollywood Event at Voyeur on November 18, 2009 in Los Angeles, California.  (Photo by Frazer Harrison/Getty Images)

Brandi (who was pulled over by the Police on Sunset Boulevard, Beverly Hills) tweeted:
"I messed up, I take full responsibility for my actions. I regret my bad choice, and am thankful to God that no one got hurt. I'm sorry."
Look what you caused/made this woman become LeAnn??? 'Hope Brandi pulls herself together for her young kids.

Husband stealer update:- LeAnn & Eddie are still shacking up with each other (SADLY) but we can predict it wouldn't be for much longer. Just hopeful saying!

DeGeneres 'interrogates' Swift about Jake Gyllenhaal

Sadly, Taylor Swift is a very sly & smooth operator because she gave nothing away - Read on!

46828, HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA - Friday October 29, 2010. Taylor Swift belts out one of her songs from the top deck of her tour bus for her fans in Hollywood. Photograph:  Anthony, PacificCoastNews.comBEVERLY HILLS, CA - OCTOBER 18: Actor Jake Gyllenhaal onstage at ELLE's 17th Annual Women in Hollywood Tribute at The Four Seasons Hotel on October 18, 2010 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Todd Williamson/Getty Images For Elle Magazine)

Here's how the 'grilling' went down on The Ellen DeGeneres Show
Ellen: "Are you optimistic about love? How do you feel about love right now?"
Taylor: "I'm always optimistic about love,"
Ellen: "So you're always optimistic about love?"
Taylor: "Yes, always, sometimes,"
Ellen: "But right now you are?"
Taylor: "Well, why wouldn't anyone be?"
Ellen: "Especially if your boyfriend is Jake Gyllenhaal, because he is very handsome."
 Cue the awkward moment...
Ellen: "Y'all are just hanging out though, right?" 
Taylor: "You have a picture of us on the [TV] screen, don't you?"  
Ellen: "Right, But it's just y'all hanging out – this does not prove anything. I'm just saying he's adorable and I like him very much, and so if that is the case that he's your boyfriend, I think that's fantastic."
If you'd like to witness Taylor's amazing dodging technique, watch the Show when it's aired Monday. Until then readers...

Singer Randy Travis and his Wife (of 19 years) are over!

Why is EVERYONE getting a Divorce? Anyhoo, we have yet another one to post about...

Randy Travis and his wife/manager Elizabeth have ended their 29-year relationship because of what the court papers called "state of incompatibility exists between the two parties." What the heck does that even mean???

Apr 18, 2010 - Las Vegas, Nevada, USA - Singer RANDY TRAVIS & LIB HATCHER arriving to the 45th Annual Academy of Country Music Awards held at the MGM Grand Garden. © Red Carpet Pictures

A spokesperson for the couple confirms the sad news saying:
"The divorce was finalized as of this morning, Elizabeth and Randy Travis have agreed to part ways. Elizabeth will remain Mr. Travis' personal manager. They do not intend to comment any further and ask for your respect for their privacy during this time."
Well they must have just fallen out of love and must not hate each other too much for her to remain his personal manager right?! Or could the "compatibility" problem be those pesky rumors that have plagued Randy throughout his Nashville career?

Hint:- John Travolta, Tom Cruise and George Clooney have all been accused of the same alleged 'thing' but we'll leave Google / internet sites to tell you what that is!

Camille: "I was completely blindsided" by Kelsey

Chatting to PEOPLE magazine, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Camille Grammer spoke (a whole lot) about her recent split from her husband of over 14 years Kelsey Grammer.

WARNING: It may be REALLY painful & gut wrenching to read it all but please do so!

NEW YORK - JUNE 13: Actor Kelsey Grammer and Camille Grammer attends the 64th Annual Tony Awards at Radio City Music Hall on June 13, 2010 in New York City. (Photo by Bryan Bedder/Getty Images)

Her shocking revelations:
'I was completely blindsided. I was shocked. In the beginning, it was like a fairy tale, he completely swept me off my feet. I did not expect this. We were together for 14 years and suddenly he's gone. I asked [our friend], ‘Is [Kelsey] leaving me?’ And she said, ‘Yes,’ I called him but couldn’t get through, so I texted him and asked him to please call me. An hour later, I texted him again and he wrote: ‘I don’t want to talk.’ I wrote, ‘We’ve been together for 14 years; I deserve an explanation.’ Finally, three hours later, he called me [and] basically said, I don't want to be married anymore". I started crying and he said "Oh grow up". I said "What about our children?" and he said "They'll get over it".'

'Such DISGUSTING behavior from a grown man but she continues...
"I feel completely abandoned, I feel dismissed. This all happened very quickly for me. We don't even speak. He doesn't want to. He only wants to communicate via email, through our lawyers or a therapist who acts as a mediator. I basically begged him to try to work it out. I thought he was having a midlife crisis. I would've taken him back if he'd had an affair. I thought we'd grow old together. I didn't want my marriage to end.'
Heartbroken Camille also spoke of how even she 'kept up appearances' by posing on the Red Carpet (we used the actual photograph above) with Kelsey AFTER he told her:
'He said "Be professional. Maybe we can spend time together and talk about the future," I expected to stay at our apartment, but he told me he'd gotten a suite at a hotel - he said it'd look better for the show. I wasn't allowed into the apartment. Obviously, there was someone else there.'
Then, On her finding out he'd already moved on to dating, knocking up & getting engaged to a much younger girlfriend flight attendant Kayte Walsh:
“I found out through the same mutual friend, I called [Kelsey] and asked, ‘Is this true? We have two children together. Please let me know so I can prepare them.’ And he said, ‘No, I swear she’s not pregnant.’ I believed him.” I was in hair and makeup when I got the call. The makeup artist was putting on extra cream under my eyes because tears were rolling down my chin. He talked to [paparazzi] after walking out of Harry Winston with Kayte after looking at engagement rings,when our divorce is not finalized! I think it's hurtful. So it's not easy for me to move on.'
Finally, what her hopes are for the future, Camille said:
'“I’m so blessed to have these children in my life, and I thank Kelsey for that. I want him to be happy… At some point, when the hurt goes away, I hope we can be friends again. I'm excited about my future, I want to be able to forgive him and feel happy about the time we spent together.'
While we try to control our boiling anger  as we post this -  breathe in... - if this is really what he said to his wife then...

KELSEY GRAMMER IS A PATHETIC, BALDING, IDIOTIC, DELUSIONAL, SELFISH, RICH  & OLD FOOL WHO IS GOING TO A MID-LIFE CRISIS (hence his shacking up with that homewrecker Kayte) and we can only hope KARMA does justice. How can we ever watch reruns of 'Frasier' in the same way after this?

For him to 'allegedly' have said his young kids will "get over it" shows how selfish and wicked he can be. Oh and BTW:- The only people that'll disagree with any of our negative comments are Kelsey & Kayte and we all know why that is now don't we?! He will soon get his - Be strong Camille.

Mariah & Nick confirm their Baby News... FINALLY



It's about time she admitted it... Congrats guys!

Denise Richards speaks out!

Well, sort of:


'Awful situation for the young kids involved. Grow up Charlie!

Taylor Momsen... Trick OR Treat?

46692. LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - Tuesday October 26th 2010. 17-year-old Taylor Momsen swaps the black eyeshadow for red as she prepares for a gig with her band, The Pretty Reckless, in LA. The young Gossip Girl actress vamped it up in a a leather and lace ensemble, complete with dog collar and Slave necklace. Momsen performed with her band The Pretty Reckless at The Roxy in West Hollywood at the TOKIDOKI and ONITSUKA Tiger Collaboration event.  David Tonnessen, PacificCoastNews.com

46692. LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - Tuesday October 26th 2010. 17-year-old Taylor Momsen swaps the black eyeshadow for red as she prepares for a gig with her band, The Pretty Reckless, in LA. The young Gossip Girl actress vamped it up in a a leather and lace ensemble, complete with dog collar and Slave necklace. Momsen performed with her band The Pretty Reckless at The Roxy in West Hollywood at the TOKIDOKI and ONITSUKA Tiger Collaboration event.  David Tonnessen, PacificCoastNews.com

We say Goth $2 DOLLAR 'TRICK'/Attention seeking!

Fashion Random: Rihanna Looks surprisingly Good

Surprisingly. Here's flame-dyed haired singer signing her new photography book 'Rihanna: The Last Girl on Earth' at Barnes & Noble:

Oct. 27, 2010 - New York, New York, U.S. - RIHANNA .signs copies of her new book at Barnes & Noble in New York City 10-27-2010. I14982KBA. © Red Carpet Pictures

Oct. 27, 2010 - New York, New York, U.S. - RIHANNA.Book Signing at Barnes and Noble.Barnes and Noble Fifth Avenue, NYC.10-27-2010.Photos by ,  Photos Inc 2010.K66641SMO. © Red Carpet Pictures

Having said that, 'Shame that book cover wasn't big enough to shield our 'sensitive' eyes from the-floral-mistake-that-is her Dress.

HONESTLY, What designer is responsible for that???

Miley Cyrus's Parents split Up - SHOCKER!

'Gotta admit, we NEVER could predict this one but Billy Ray Cyrus has filed for Divorce from his wife of 17 years, Tish. Oh dear!

Tish Cyrus (R) and her husband musician Billy Ray Cyrus pose at the premiere of The Last Song at the Arclight theatre in Hollywood, California in this March 25, 2010 file photograph. The couple are divorcing after 17 years of marriage, the pair told People magazine on October 27, 2010, citing irreconcilable differences. REUTERS/Mario Anzuoni/Files (UNITED STATES - Tags: ENTERTAINMENT)

According to the Divorce papers, Billy cites the reason as "irreconcilable differences", is seeking shared custody of their 3 minor children, wants the court to "approve a parenting plan" and also asks for "equitable distribution of the marital estate." The couple jointly released the below statement:
"As you can imagine, this is a very difficult time for our family. We are trying to work through some personal matters. We appreciate your thoughts and prayers."
We know this isn't the appropriate time BUT... Why do they need the court to "approve a parenting plan" on their behalf? 

Maybe it's because they've witnessed - first-hand - the outcome of loose ' laissez-faire' parenting
ala Miley's scandalouscontroversial ways? Just a thought!

Update: Tish is putting up a brave front with 2 of her kids, Noah and Braison. See:

46712, LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - Wednesday October 27, 2010. LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA. October 27th 2010. Leticia Cyrus puts on a brave front with her kids Braison and Noah as she heads to a law office in LA following the divorce announcement from husband Billy Ray Cyrus. The couple had been together for 17 years. She is seen with a tattoo on her arm that reads, She Wants to Fly . Photograph: James Breeden / Matt Symons,  PacificCoastNews.com

Be Strong!

Gossip Girl stars Blake Lively and Penn Badgley split Up

OMGee... Gossip Girl's Serena van der Woodsen Blake Lively and her boyfriend of 3 years Dan Humphrey Penn Badgely have broken up.

Just like their characters on the show - Spooky!

33218, NEW YORK, NEW YORK, Tuesday, August 11, 2009, Blake Lively and Penn Badgley on the set of Gossip Girl in New York. On the show, privileged teenagers attend an elite private school in New York City. Photograph: PacificCoastNews.com

A rep for the 23 year-olds confirmed the news to PEOPLE magazine but sadly no further details (i.e. Why?) were given so... We're off to do some budget-type detective work! 

"You know you love me us. xoxo, Gossip Girl splitsUp.com.."

Mariah IS Totes Pregnant

The latest confirmation - like we really needed one - is by actress Thandie Newton who accidentally revealed Mariah Carey's Pregnancy news while appearing on The View.

Oopsie!!!

46636, NEW YORK, NEW YORK - Monday October 25 2010. Thandie Newton at the For Colored Girls premiere at the Ziegfeld Theatre in New York City. Photograph: Darla Khazei, PacificCoastNews.comApr 15, 2010 - New York, NY, USA - Singer/actress MARIAH CAREY attends the 12th Annual 'Keepers of the Dream' Awards held at the Sheraton Hotel. © Red Carpet Pictures

When asked why she was Mariah's last-minute replacement in the new movie For Colored Girls, Thandie said:
'I think she is pregnant. Or something major is going on in her life, so I carried the baton for her. I only had two days to make a decision to play it.'
Meanwhile, even though the film's director, Tyler Perry, recently spoke being stunned when Mariah pulled out of the role saying 'I said 'What? You're kidding?' It's five she has to go to work, nobody does that. We have a deal'... We are super sure Thandie did a much better acting job so... 


Sidebar:- Can they just officially announce the Baby news because it's now the worst kept secret ever?!

Why can't that David Arquette just STFU...

... About the recent demise of his 11-year marriage to Courtney Cox. All the recent info he's been blabbing about lately is soooo uncool. 

Dang, dude should at least spare a though for the feelings of their young kid Coco!

NEW YORK - OCTOBER 27: David Arquette attends GQ's The Gentlemen's Ball at The Edison Ballroom on October 27, 2010 in New York City. (Photo by Larry Busacca/Getty Images for GQ)

While reappearing on Howard Stern's Radio show (yes, AGAIN) David TMIed further about hooking up with rebound chick expert Jasmine Waltz saying:
'After the first girl I slept with ... a few days later ... I was, like, crying, It was the end of all the intimacy I shared with my wife. It was like a new thing. It was like ... putting that away, it lacked that emotional love that I always had with Court. I’m pretty sure I’m up sh**’s creek right now.'
He went on to admit he had also slept with some Random Blonde Australian he met at the Hollywood Roosevelt Hotel.  Also - not being able to keep his Big Mouth shut - on Live with Regis and Kelly, he revealed his estranged wife wants "growth" and how she's in a different place while he's "feeling a little wild." Jeez!!!

Now we totally see why Courtney dumped his John Mayer-like a**. The phrase SHUT THE F@*K UP ALREADY needs to be permanently tattooed on a part of his stupid & immature body for future use - What a revolting way to handle a public breakup!

BTW, we're sure it's only because she's a private & classy person (who prefers to handle her relationship drama in private) otherwise Courtney would've publicly bitchslapped this 'boy' a long time ago. 

Gyllenhaal & Swift dating? SERIOUSLY?

Talk about a 'Those 2 together???' moment... First we heard Jakey poo and Taylor Swift were spotted together backstage at SNL, then he took her on an Apple-picking date at the weekend and now we also hear they Double-date-brunched on Sunday. 

Sidebar:- Who ever saw these 2 together in the romantic sense?

46679, NEW YORK, NEW YORK - Tuesday October 26, 2010. Taylor Swift poses for photographs before making an appearance on The Late Show with David Letterman . Photograph:  Darla Khazei, PacificCoastNews.comPrince Of Persia: The Sand Of Time Premiere held at The Grauman' s Chinese Theatre in Hollywood, California on May 17th, 2010. Jake Gyllenhaal        Fame Pictures, Inc

An onlooker - present during their surprising Apple-picking date - tells USWeekly mag:
"They were walking through the trees, having fun together. They looked happy. Some of the customers tried to take a photo of them, but they were hiding from them in the trees. They drove through the orchard and bought the apples on the way out."
To save you the Googling time, Jake is 29 to Taylor's 20 so it's not TOO borderline age-inappropriate. Having said that, REALLY Jake? Him going from dating ex-girlfriend Reese Witherspoon (who is 34) to much younger Taylor seems a bit random.

This had better be an innocent coupling... It's not like he's as shameless as Taylor's alleged ex-flame John Mayer is it?!

Sofia has Dinner Date with recuperating boyfriend

'Glad to see Sofia's boyfriend equally attractive man, Nick Loeb, back on his feet (albeit on crutches) 2 months after his awful car crash!

46634, WEST HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA - Monday October 25 2010. A smiling Sofia Vergara treats recouperating boyfriend Nick Loeb out for dinner at Madeo's in West Hollywood. Loeb is recovering from a serious car accident which left him unable to even put his feet on the ground for two months. Photograph:  Devone Byrd, PacificCoastNews.com

46634, WEST HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA - Monday October 25 2010. A smiling Sofia Vergara treats recouperating boyfriend Nick Loeb out for dinner at Madeo's in West Hollywood. Loeb is recovering from a serious car accident which left him unable to even put his feet on the ground for two months. Photograph:  Devone Byrd, PacificCoastNews.com

46634, WEST HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA - Monday October 25 2010. A smiling Sofia Vergara treats recouperating boyfriend Nick Loeb out for dinner at Madeo's in West Hollywood. Loeb is recovering from a serious car accident which left him unable to even put his feet on the ground for two months. Photograph:  Devone Byrd, PacificCoastNews.com

Keep on smiling pretty people!

Toni Collette is Pregnant!

Our congrats to fabulous (& not appreciated enough) actress Toni Colette and her cute husband Dave Galafassi who have announced that they 'with child'.

Toni Collette and husband Dave Galafassi arrive on the red carpet at the G'Day USA 2010 Los Angeles Black Tie Gala in Hollywood on January 16, 2010. The event honors high profile individuals for significant contributions to their industries and for excellence in promoting Australia in the United States. (UPI/David Silpa)

Confirming the news - via PEOPLE - the couple said:
"(We) are very happy to be expecting our second child together."
The new baby will be their second kid - They already have a 2 year-old daughter Sage Florence. BTW, 'Sage Florence' is quite a peculiar name so 'can't wait to see what they name this one!

Has Charlie Sheen lost his mind?

We only ask because as we type this, the Two & A Half Men star is currently being psychiatric evaluated at the New York Presbyterian Hospital in Manhattan.

P.S:-
Charlie was found, by security guards, 'drunk and naked' in his Plaza Hotel room Tuesday night. WTF???

Photo by: Jackson Lee/starmaxinc.com 2010  10/24/10 Charlie Sheen out and about. (NYC) Photo via Newscom

The NYPD said they responded to a Hotel call about an ‘emotionally disturbed individual’ who was ‘intoxicated and irrational’. Apparently, Sheen trashed his hotel suite after having an argument with a hooker he brought back to 'party' with him.

Life & Style also reported that the distraught prostitute was found screaming inside a locked closet with a hotel source snitching:
‘She was fearing for her life and was naked, Charlie was incoherent but started screaming slurs at the cops. They recognised him immediately and gave him two options: they could take him to the hospital or take him down to the station. Charlie chose the hospital. His two daughters were sleeping in the next room. Denise had to go with the cops and leave the girls with a nanny. She looked distraught.’
At first, Charlie's spokesman tried to pretend like nothing untoward had happened claiming all that happened was "an adverse reaction to some medication" but now a source close to the actor has told RadarOnline:
'Charlie is going back to rehab, That’s his plan right now. He knows he has to do something.'
Dang, and his day was going so well before... Charlie hung out with his 2 daughters and ex-wife Denise (Richards) in NYC. After his latest episode, Denise appeared on Howard Stern's show saying 'It's been an eventful trip,'. You don't say?!

This developing car-crash of a story is soooooo messed! We say LAY OFF THE BOOZE, PROSTITUTES & 'RECREATIONAL DRUGS Charlie... Your kids and ex-wives still need you. The kids because they are all too innocent for all this B/S and the ex-wives because... 2 words, FUTURE ALIMONY!

Update: Charlie has left the hospital so we'll keep you posted.

Cowell HAS split up with his fiancee

This according to his mum Julie Cowell.

BEVERLY HILLS, CA - MAY 04: Television personality Simon Cowell and his fiancee Mezhgan Hussainy attend the BritWeek UKTI Business Innovation Awards where he received a special recognition award for his contributions to television and entertainment in the U.K. and U.S at the Four Seasons Hotel on May 4, 2010 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Frazer Harrison/Getty Images)

Speaking from her British home, Julie confirms the meant-to-have-been-married-by-now couple's break. Her words:
It’s a break at the moment. The problem with Simon is that he works so hard. She’s gone to America which, in a way, is a good thing because of Simon’s work. At the moment it isn’t a good idea for her to be here. She [Mezhgan] doesn’t know many people in London. If you are Simon’s girlfriend, let’s be honest about this, you are not going to see very much of him. It’s very difficult for a girl to accept that. He doesn’t want anyone sitting in his dressing room when he’s working. Sometimes these girls want to be there too much. They are on good terms and I’m sure are in regular contact. Simon remains friends with all his ex-girlfriends. I think [the engagement] was too quick. This might give them the break they need to think it through. Marriage is a very, very big step.
Damn!

Sounds like 'someone' (cough - Julie) be a 'treat' as a mother-in-law but moving on... Why can't Simon realize he can never get to financially motivate another woman as hot as Mezhgan Hussainy?!

We say 'Pull it together Mr Cowell and seal the deal' - Like he does his other business deals! BTW, his mum sure knows how to blab.

Brand & Perry got married!

Translation: Katy Perry is now officially 'Mrs Russell Brand'. 'Hope she can live with that!

45029, LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - Thursday September 16, 2010. Katy Perry and fiance Russell Brand eat together at Dusty's Cafe in Silverlake and leave with a coffee to go. As the couple gets into their car, Katy's skirt gets caught in the wind and shows a little more skin! Photograph: Jeff Steinberg, Matt Smith,  PacificCoastNews.com

About their actual over-the-top wedding celebrations, a source said:
‘It’s like somebody said “Throw your own wedding” to a couple of loved-up 14-year-olds who are a bit self-consciously cool and have just “discovered” Indian spirituality – and got it all jumbled up with mysticism and crystals and goodness knows what.’
Well she did marry RUSSELL BRAND so... Best of luck Katy guys!

P.S:- A fortune-telling parrot predicted a "long life, long marriage and long and successful careers" for the happy couple. Or so its handler/translator says!

Celine Dion and husband welcome Twins!

Thank goodness... After having quite a tough pregnancy, Celine Dion has finally given birth to Twin Boys. Phew!

LOS ANGELES, CA - JANUARY 31: Singer Celine Dion backstage during the 52nd Annual GRAMMY Awards held at Staples Center on January 31, 2010 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Christopher Polk/Getty Images)

The 42 year-old singer's spokesman said:
'Celine, René [her husband Angelil] and their son René-Charles are thrilled, 'Celine is resting now and they plan to discuss what to name the boys when she wakes up. René-Charles has been to the hospital to visit his brothers and is just so excited they are here.'
Aw - Congrats!

Jessica Simpson + ex-husband Nick + same Restaurant + their new partners...

... = AWKWARD moment OR civilized Double date? Here's pics of Jessica leaving Red O restaurant with current boyfriend Eric Johnson:

46484, LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - Thursday October 21 2010. Jessica Simpson leaves Red O restaurant after dining with friends and family - including her ex-husband Nick Lachey! Jessica's boyfriend Eric Johnson and her mother Tina were also there. Photograph:  Josephine Santos, PacificCoastNews.com

Then here is Nick leaving the same restaurant (and at the same time) with his long-term squeeze Vanessa Minnilo:

46484, LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - Thursday October 21 2010. Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo leave Red O restaurant after dining with Nick's ex-wife Jessica Simpson and Jessica's boyfriend Eric Johnson. Photograph:  Josephine Santos, PacificCoastNews.com

Who else wanted to be the fly on the wall to witness this particular 'four-way' encounter? Hope they pretended to have played nice?!

Maria Sharapova gets Engaged!

Sorry fellas... Tennis pinup Maria Sharapova has gotten engaged to her L.A Lakers boyfriend Sasha Vujacic. Lucky guy!

File photos of Los Angeles Lakers Sasha Vujacic in San Antonio dated May 27, 2008 and Maria Sharapova during the U.S Open tennis tournament in New York dated August 31, 2010. Vujacic is engaged to marry Sharapova after the Slovenian told reporters before an exhibition game on October 21 that the Russian former tennis world number one had accepted his proposal. REUTERS/Jessica Rinaldi/Shannon Stapleton/Files (UNITED STATES - Tags: SPORT TENNIS BASKETBALL SOCIETY)

Sasha broke the news to reporters before an exhibition game, on October 21, saying Maria had accepted his proposal. Now, Digressing somewhat... At 23, Is Maria a bit young to be throwing her sexy symbol status away getting married?

'Only asking but Congrats to her either way and hope it works out!

Quickie (ish) Recap of the Last Couple of Days...

Katy Perry and her fugalicious future husband Russell Brand arrived in Jaipur, India for their Hare Krishna wedding

Singer Katy Perry (face covered) and British actor Russell Brand arrive at the Jaipur airport in the Indian desert state of Rajasthan October 20, 2010. Perry and Brand are expected to wed in a traditional Indian ceremony at Rambagh Palace in Rajasthan on October 23, local media reported. Picture taken October 20, 2010. REUTERS/Stringer (INDIA - Tags: ENTERTAINMENT)

Sidebar:- That IS 'shy & retiring' Katy hiding behind her coat... There's still time to back out Katy - Just saying!


Halle Berry & beau Olivier Martinez remained inseparable (& 'revtastic' riding round L.A) but the actress took time out to spend the day with adorabs daughter Nahla:

46443, LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - Thursday October 21, 2010. Actress Halle Berry takes her daughter Nahla to the Mr. Bones pumpkin patch in Hollywood in order to get into the Halloween spirit. Halle and Nahla, who got her face painted, could be seen going down an inflatable slide as well as buying multiple pumpkins. Photograph: Matt Smith/Jeff Steinberg, PacificCoastNews.com PacificCoastNews.com

46443, LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - Thursday October 21, 2010. Actress Halle Berry takes her daughter Nahla to the Mr. Bones pumpkin patch in Hollywood in order to get into the Halloween spirit. Halle and Nahla, who got her face painted, could be seen going down an inflatable slide as well as buying multiple pumpkins. Photograph: Matt Smith/Jeff Steinberg, PacificCoastNews.com PacificCoastNews.com

PRESH!!!


Moving on... Hot new MILF Adriana Lima showed off her best - em - assets:

Oct. 20, 2010 - New York, New York, U.S. - ADRIANA LIMA.At Victoria's Secret Bombshell Fantasy Bra Launch.Victoria's Secret, Soho, New York, NY 10-20-2010. 2010.I14969BT. © Red Carpet Pictures

Oct. 20, 2010 - New York, New York, U.S. - ADRIANA LIMA.At Victoria's Secret Bombshell Fantasy Bra Launch.Victoria's Secret, Soho, New York, NY 10-20-2010. 2010.I14969BT. © Red Carpet Pictures

We'll forgive her for that awful dress just this once.


Beyonce (who is currently in Miami with husband Jay-Z) was pregnant then NOT pregnant - or so insists says her Mum Tina Knowles. 'Stifling our Yawn!


Finally, Madonna stepped out with her alleged new toyboy & back-up dancer Brahim whatshisface with a source saying:
"They came in together and were holding hands in a private area. Madonna got up and was dancing for an hour straight before going back to her man. They immediately started making out in front of other guests. After working the dance floor, they found more private seating where they hugged and kissed for the rest of the night."
Is that Bye, bye Jesus Luz?