Heidi & Spencer are back together - Like anyone gives a...

Why God? WHY???

26672, CABOS SAN LUCAS, MEXICO - Friday May 28, 2010. FILE PICTURE dated Wednesday 19th November 2008. Heidi Montag has allegedly seperated from husband Spencer Pratt and is looking for a new place to live. The Hills stars Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are married in a secret ceremony in Cabos San Lucas, Mexico, on 19th November 2008. Photogragh: Mango Productions/PacificCoastNews.com

Attempting to explain their brief publicity stunt hiatus, Speidi told PEOPLE Mag:
"We are back together trying to make things work, Costa Rica really put things in perspective. We do love each other and realized we do want to spend the rest of our lives together."
Oh whatevs, even we can't feign interest in this shiz!

Oskana says Mel dropped their baby while smoking!

OH SHIZNIK!!!

Mel Gibson has put himself in the click with this one... His scandalous Baby mama Oskana whatsherface is claiming the psycho 'racist' actor dropped their 2 month-old daughter while he was busy smoking. No he didn'!

Hand in hand on the red carpet with controlled smiles and loving exchanges, Mel Gibson and Oksana reveal no signs of the dysfunction and disorder in their relationship. However, recent reports have shed light on the true nature of their relationship, which was shrouded in scandal from it s beginning until it s violent and bitter end. These archived pictures show the couple throughout their  Fame Pictures, Inc

In a taped deposition (for trying to extort get more money from Mel, Osky - under oath - claimed:
"I ran downstairs and he already picked her up and told me that he did something stupid, He (Mel) didn't say very much, he was upset and I took Lucia and I was -- I didn't say anything to him. I asked him how it happened, and what had happened and how he found her, and he explained everything to me. Showed where she fell from and I analyzed her and looked at her eyes. I looked at her bruises - not bruises but the bump on her front and the bump on her back, back of the head and the front of the head and analyzed that - but she looked focused. After initial shock of crying and, of course, I consoled her and she stopped crying eventually. Her head was very conehead like"
HOT effing DAYUM... Bear in mind Osky also claims Mel hit her while she was holding baby Lucia

That deafening sound you hear BTW is Mel's entire credibility - as a man AND an actor - being flushed down the toilet!

Not wanting to be cruel BUT the Kardashian sisters Fashion Face-off

Who wore it best?

Chyna Khloe:

45261, LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - Tuesday September 21 2010. Keeping Up With the Kardashians star Khloe Kardashian and hubbie and LA Lakers player Lamar Odom enjoy dinner at Katsuya in Hollywood. Khloe was wearing tight-fitting dress revealing her curvaceous figure and fueling rumours that she is pregnant. Photograph: Devone Byrd, PacificCoastNews.com

HOLLYWOOD - SEPTEMBER 21: Television personality Khloe Kardashian attends the 'AXE Music One Night Only' concert series featuring Weezer at Dunes Inn Motel - Sunset on September 21, 2010 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Michael Buckner/Getty Images For AXE)

OR Kim K. in the SAME Herve Leger dress:

45421, LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - Friday September 24, 2010. Kim Kardashian shows off her curvy figure in a grey Herve Leger bandage dress as she arrives at Nobu for dinner with Lala Vasquez. Kim's sister Khloe wore the same dress during a night out at Katsuya with her husband earlier this week! Photograph:  Hellmuth Dominguez, PacificCoastNews.com

45421, LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - Friday September 24, 2010. Kim Kardashian shows off her curvy figure in a grey Herve Leger bandage dress as she arrives at Nobu for dinner with Lala Vasquez. Kim's sister Khloe wore the same dress during a night out at Katsuya with her husband earlier this week! Photograph:  Hellmuth Dominguez, PacificCoastNews.com

Em... no comment?! 

P.S:- Khloe and her husband Lamar Odom just made it to their 1st wedding anniversary - Who knew?!

Orlando & Miranda - 3 months to go...

'Til the baby's arrival even if Miranda looks nothing like a 6 months pregnant woman. 

Here are the expectant parents exiting the Balenciaga Ready to Wear Spring/Summer show in Paris, France:

PARIS - SEPTEMBER 30: Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom depart from the Balenciaga Ready to Wear Spring/Summer 2011 show during Paris Fashion Week on September 30, 2010 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images)

Orlando Bloom and pregnant Miranda Keer arrive at the George V Hotel in Paris, France on September 30, 2010. Photo by ABACAPRESS.COM Photo via Newscom

FYI, Miranda 'walked' that Balenciaga catwalk as normal modeling a houndstooth caplet. Betcha Alicia Keys a 'certain' pregnant woman wished she looked this good. Just saying!

Joe & Ashley are PDA-holding hands everywhere!

Now that Joe Jonas and his current squeeze, Ashley Greene, have gone 'hand-holding' public, no one can stop these 2 from peeing around their territory being sickly sweet:

Actress Ashley Greene and her sweetheart singer Joe Jonas can't keep their eyes or hands off each other this afternoon as the hot young couple stop to get their caffeine fix at a Coffee Bean and Tea in Los Feliz, on September 29, 2010.  Fame Pictures, Inc

45507, LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - Tuesday September 28, 2010. Joe Jonas and Ashley Greene hold hands as they pick up birthday items for Frankie Jonas at Walgreens in LA. Frankie is Joe's youngest brother who turned 10 years old today. Photograph:  Anthony, PacificCoastNews.com

Fashion Sidebar: Does Ashley not own any other type of shoes apart from those Ballet pumps? She's worn the very same pair 2 days in a row... Pull it together girl, you are dating a Jonas bro now!

Let's help Jenny McCarthy make more money...

... By plugging her new book 'Love, Lust and Faking It' (available at good bookstores - You're welcome Jen!) in which she talks about her life and past relationships - Apart from her & Jim Carrey's breakup that is. Darn it!

29 September 2010 - Ridgewood, New Jersey. Jenny McCarthy. Jenny McCarthy signs copies of her new book Love, Lust and Faking It at Book-Ends Book Store. Photo Credit: Paul Zimmerman/AdMedia

Jen (who is currently dating some random fitness model) explains her reasons - via Oprah - for leaving her famous ex-lover Carrey out of the book. She says:
'If he wasn't famous, he'd be splattered all over this book. I'm always honest about everything. I just have to respect his privacy. I had to heal something that didn't work. But I have nothing but gratitude for those five years with Jim. I could make a list of all the problems, but if I blamed Jim for us not being together anymore, then I completely lost the reason in it. Leaving that relationship behind, I realised that I am the love of my life. I always counted on a man to be that, and it was such an illusion.'
Wow, boring enlightening but we digress... The new author also spoke about her dating habits. Her blabby words:
'I've gone from relationship to relationship my entire life. So I started going out with my girlfriends, and then I just wanted to have fun. My friends say I have the most hilarious, weirdest disaster of a life, But at least I do have stories to tell. I'm starting off this new dating period going, "Here's my C-section scar. Look at my stretch marks" You have to be your authentic self from the beginning. Even if it's just "I hate football!" Because we all pretend we don't. It's really good if we women can live in our truths. I'm much more wise and clear headed now. I'm in a good place. I can't wait to see where I go from here.'
We can't wait to see where she "goes from here" too. Enjoy the dating scene Jenny!

Clooney is still dating 'that woman'

Translation, George Clooney is still making his Italian girlfriend Elisabetta Canalis a very kept happy woman!

MILAN, ITALY - SEPTEMBER 27: Elisabetta Canalis and George Clooney attend the Giorgio Armani Spring/Summer 2011 fashion show during Milan Fashion Week Womenswear on September 27, 2010 in Milan, Italy. (Photo by Vittorio Zunino Celotto/Getty Images)

U.S. actor George Clooney poses with his girlfriend Elisabetta Canalis before the Giorgio Armani Spring/Summer 2011 women's collection during Milan Fashion Week September 27, 2010. REUTERS/Stefano Rellandini     (ITALY - Tags: FASHION IMAGES OF THE DAY ENTERTAINMENT)

For those of you out there who gave this fling relationship all but 15 minutes (GUILTY!!!), looks like we'll you'll have to wait for another 15 because Miss Thang (Elisabetta) still has that 'you-know-it-biyatch' smug look plastered on her face. 

Alba does her best barefaced look!

And the result is flawless beauty (as usual) Looksie:

45505, BEVERLY HILLS, CALIFORNIA - Tuesday September 28, 2010. A barefaced Jessica Alba leaves Urth Cafe in a summer dress after having lunch with friends. Photograph:  Jordan Lockhart, PacificCoastNews.com

Machete actress Jessica Alba and a friend conscientiously feed the meter in Los Angeles, CA on September 28, 2010 where the cheerful pair grabbed lunch at Urth Cafe. Fame Pictures, Inc

Machete actress Jessica Alba and a friend conscientiously feed the meter in Los Angeles, CA on September 28, 2010 where the cheerful pair grabbed lunch at Urth Cafe. Fame Pictures, Inc

BTW, Jessica actually smiling at the paps is like the second coming - Just FYI!

What in the Taylor Swift hell is Taylor Swift wearing?

MILAN, ITALY - SEPTEMBER 27: Taylor Swift attends the Roberto Cavalli Spring/Summer 2011 fashion show during Milan Fashion Week Womenswear on September 27, 2010 in Milan, Italy. (Photo by Vittorio Zunino Celotto/Getty Images)

MILAN, ITALY - SEPTEMBER 27: Taylor Swift attends the Roberto Cavalli Spring/Summer 2011 fashion show during Milan Fashion Week Womenswear on September 27, 2010 in Milan, Italy. (Photo by Vittorio Zunino Celotto/Getty Images)

Plus, the fact that she chose to wear THAT during Milan Fashion Week is unforgivable!

Moynahan & McG are dating!

Poor pretty T.V actress Bridget Moynahan...

First she gets knocked up (& then dumped) by Football hottie Tom Brady (for supermodel Gisele Bündchen) and now she is resorting to dating not-so-good-looking Charlie's Angels Director McG. 'Gotta find love where she can we s'pose!

NEW YORK - SEPTEMBER 22: Actress Bridget Moynahan attends the 'Blue Bloods' Screening at The Paley Center for Media on September 22, 2010 in New York City. (Photo by Henry S. Dziekan III/Getty Images)PARIS - MAY 28:  Director McG attends the Premiere of 'Terminator Salvation' at Le Grand Rex on May 28, 2009 in Paris, France.  (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images)

A source tells Life & Style mag:
“She’s filming the show Blue Bloods in NYC, and he’s based in LA, but they fly back and forth. They’re very happy.”
Aw, we hope their long distance thing works out - even if she can do so much better is a lot better looking than him!

Random-but-interesting-but-pointless Tidbit: 42 year-old McG's actual name is Joseph McGinty Nichol. 

Lindsay in Rehab for the umpteenth time!

Who else finds all these Rehab vacations stints of LiLo's boring and fake?

45459, LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - Sunday September 26, 2010. Troubled actress Lindsay Lohan visits the Dream Center homeless shelter in Los Angeles with her mother Dina, sister Ali and business manager Lou Taylor. Lohan, who was released from jail on Friday, took pictures and signed autographs with homeless teens during her visit. Photograph:  David Tonnessen, PacificCoastNews.com

The troubled starlet is expected to Party & Tweet stay at the Southern Cali live-in facility until her next court date, October 22. That'll be the same date when she attempts to weasel out of those failed Drugs tests of hers.

Sidebar:- No word if her no-good, useless & parasitic parents, Michael & Dina Lohan, will be banned - by the rehab 'people' - from having contact with her. Just saying!

Halle & Olivier ARE together...

... Both On & Off-screen. They are currently in Olivier's ville natale (means hometown) Paris, France. Go Miss Berry!

28th September 2010. Halle Berry seen here in Paris with Olivier Martinez. France. Ref: KGC-16/starmaxinc.com  Photo via Newscom

28th September 2010. Halle Berry seen here in Paris with Olivier Martinez. France. Ref: KGC-16/starmaxinc.com  Photo via Newscom

Any thoughts on the hot new Hollywood couple???

Rihanna gets back into her "ATTENTION-SEEKING" mode!

Just FYI:

45512, NEW YORK, NEW YORK - Tuesday September 28, 2010. Rihanna, sporting red hair and an acid grey denim jacket, leaves Da Silvano restaurant in NYC and stops to sign autographs for fans. The pop singer was mobbed by fans an photographers as she left the restaurant to head back to her hotel. Photograph:  PacificCoastNews.com

45508, NEW YORK, NEW YORK - Tuesday September 28, 2010. A fiery red Rihanna leaves Da Silvano's restaurant in NYC wearing one leather glove. The Rude Boy singer is seen wearing skintight leather looking pants with Louboutin beige heels and an acid grey denim jacket with a leopard print scarf. Following her lunch, the singer went back to her hotel. Photograph:  Wagner Az, PacificCoastNews.com

BTW, her red wig hair is soooo...

Britney does Glee!




P.S:- Looking good Britney Brittany S. Pears aka actress Heather Morris!

George Lopez and wife to Divorce!

The bearers of all Divorce bad news - TMZ - reports that funnyguy George Lopez and his wife Ann are set to go their separate ways. 'Super sad news!

HOLLYWOOD - SEPTEMBER 23: Actor George Lopez and wife Ann Serrano arrives at the Padres Contra El Cancer's 25th Annual Gala at The Hollywood Palladium on September 23, 2010 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Frazer Harrison/Getty Images)

A rep on behalf of the Lopez foundation family said:
"George and Ann Lopez have made the decision to end their 17 year marriage. The decision is amicable and by mutual agreement. They remain dedicated parents, and committed partners in business and their philanthropic organization, The Lopez Foundation."
K, while we are glad to hear that "they remain dedicated parents" (like duh!), the "committed partners in business and their philanthropic organization, The Lopez Foundation" part sounds like grounds for them to duke it out in court for their joint assets.

'Hope our fears are unfounded!

'More proof Mariah IS pregnant!

Here is the pregalicious Diva 'performing' at the F1 Singapore Grand Prix. FYI, she eats the floor in the first few seconds of the video below.

WATCH:


Maybe enough with the denials Mrs Nick Cannon?! Go on, announce the happy Baby news and be proud. 

Sidebar:- Notice how Mariah skank-eyed her assistant for not understanding her 'undo & take my heels off you meaningless minion' look. BTW, should someone THAT far gone be onstage in heels as high as hers?

Cameron Crowe and wife Nancy split up!

Another Hollywood marriage bites the dust... Cameron Crowe and his wife (of since '86) Heart songstress Nancy Wilson, are over.

We can feel your confused side-glances so in case you haven't got a clue... Cameron directed great films like Jerry MaguireVanilla Sky & Almost Famous ('Google/Wiki him if you really ARE that bothered) Translation: He kinda made actors like Tom Cruise richer and more famous than before!

BEVERLY HILLS, CA - JUNE 25:  Cameron Crowe attends the Academy Salute to Oscar-Winning Filmmaker Hal Ashby held at the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences on June 25, 2009 in Beverly Hills, California.   (Photo by Jason Merritt/Getty Images)L.A. Gay & Lesbian Center's An Evening with Women Celebrating Art, Music & Equality held at The Beverly Hilton Hotel in Beverly Hills, California on May 1st, 2010. Nancy Wilson               Fame Pictures, Inc

CBS News report that Nancy filed for divorce citing "irreconcilable differences" and is seeking joint custody of their 10 year-old twin sons. 

We hope they attempt to 'play nice' and pretend to remain civil for the sake of the 'innocents' (kids) involved!

Newlyweds Megan & B.A.G do Milan Fashion Week!

MILAN, ITALY - SEPTEMBER 25: Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green attend the Emporio Armani Womenswear Spring/Summer 2011 fashion show during Milan Fashion Week on September 25, 2010 in Milan, Italy. (Photo by Vittorio Zunino Celotto/Getty Images)

MILAN, ITALY - SEPTEMBER 25: Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green attend the Emporio Armani Womenswear Spring/Summer 2011 fashion show during Milan Fashion Week on September 25, 2010 in Milan, Italy. (Photo by Vittorio Zunino Celotto/Getty Images)

The Luckiest S.O.B in the world Brian looks so bored but living off supporting his hot wife Megan is now his only full-time job so...

Rihanna + filming New Music Video + wacky outfit...

Like you expected anything less than THIS:










































Fierce - Go RiRi!!!

Weight Random: Aguilera piling on the extra pounds?

Having seen Lady Gaga 2.0 Christina Aguilera, attending 'The Unmaking The Lynda and Stewart Resnick Exhibition Pavilion Opening Gala' at The LACMA in Los Angeles, we have to ask... 

Isn't she looking a whole lot chubbier (and much more fuller in the face) than normal?

The Los Angeles County Museum of Art Presents: 'The Unmaking The Lynda and Stewart Resnick Exhibition Pavilion Opening Gala held at The LACMA in Los Angeles, California on September 25th, 2010 Christina Aguilera                                              Fame Pictures, Inc

The Los Angeles County Museum of Art Presents: 'The Unmaking The Lynda and Stewart Resnick Exhibition Pavilion Opening Gala held at The LACMA in Los Angeles, California on September 25th, 2010 Christina Aguilera                                              Fame Pictures, Inc

So? Is she preggers OR just over-indulging?

BTW, why'd she have to wear cream?! It's sooooo unforgiving to her new 'curvier' frame and uneven fake tan - Just saying!

Kate Beckinsale's 'Crime Against Fashion'...

Let's Discuss????

Photo by: DCRF/starmaxinc.com 2010  9/26/10 Kate Beckinsale and Len Wiseman out and about. (CA) Photo via Newscom

Photo by: DCRF/starmaxinc.com 2010  9/26/10 Kate Beckinsale and Len Wiseman out and about. (CA) Photo via Newscom

Yes, go on and hang your head in shame Kate. 

Also, her husband Len (Wiseman) needs to invest in/hire a much-needed stylist for his Fashion-misguided wife - stat!

American Idol is soooooo Over!!!

Why? Here's the 'surprise' new Judges lineup:

INGLEWOOD, CA - SEPTEMBER 22: (L-R) Singers Steven Tyler, Jennifer Lopez and musician Randy Jackson appear onstage at a press conference to officially announce the season 10 'American Idol' judges panel at The Forum on September 22, 2010 in Inglewood, California. (Photo by Kevin Winter/Getty Images)

INGLEWOOD, CA - SEPTEMBER 22: (L-R) Singers Steven Tyler, Jennifer Lopez and musician Randy Jackson appear onstage at a press conference to officially announce the season 10 'American Idol' judges panel at The Forum on September 22, 2010 in Inglewood, California. (Photo by Kevin Winter/Getty Images)

INGLEWOOD, CA - SEPTEMBER 22: (L-R) Singers Steven Tyler, Jennifer Lopez, musician Randy Jackson and host Ryan Seacrest appear onstage at a press conference to officially announce the season 10 'American Idol' judges panel at The Forum on September 22, 2010 in Inglewood, California. (Photo by Kevin Winter/Getty Images)

The look on Ryan's face (3rd photo) is enough to know that the show is almost done. Time to say "Seacrest out" jump the sinking ship perhaps Ryan?

P.S:- Somewhere in the world (while still throwing her A.I 'retirement party) Paula Abdul is all like slurring the words - 'Whatevs, my crazy a** I WAS the show'

P.P.S:- If this doesn't push Randy Jackson into the arms of a very large cookie jar... What will?!

Random: What's wrong with Keanu?

When we saw pics of Keanu Reeves - attending the premiere of  'Henry's Crime' (at the Toronto Film Festival) - last week, 'couldn't help noticing that his famous good looks were... How to put this... NOT-SO-GOOD and that he also seems really depressed-sad!

14 September 2010 - Toronto, Ontario, Canada - Keanu Reeves. Henry's Crime Press Conference during the 2010 Toronto International Film Festival held at the Hyatt Regency. Photo Credit: Brent Perniac/AdMedia

TORONTO, ON - SEPTEMBER 14: Actor Keanu Reeves attends 'Henry's Crime' Premiere during the 35th Toronto International Film Festival at The Elgin on September 14, 2010 in Toronto, Canada. (Photo by Alberto E. Rodriguez/Getty Images)

Trust us, even in the ones of him super-smiling, his eyes remained totally sad. 

Wanna talk about your problems Keanu? We are here for you bro, just holler!

LiLo's days as a free woman (aka NOT in jail) almost over?

Judging by the latest sighting of a Strawberry-Blonde Lindsay, she doesn't give a rat's a** that she may be thrown back in jail for failing her TWO drugs tests - Looksie:

45297, LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - Wednesday September 22nd, 2010. Lindsay Lohan, who will be in court Friday for alleged failed drug tests, leaves a friend's house in West Hollywood holding onto a long white object and a pack of Parliament cigarettes. Photograph:  David Tonnessen, PacificCoastNews.com

45297, LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - Wednesday September 22nd, 2010. Lindsay Lohan, who will be in court Friday for alleged failed drug tests, leaves a friend's house in West Hollywood holding onto a long white object and a pack of Parliament cigarettes. Photograph:  David Tonnessen, PacificCoastNews.com


Shoe Watch:

45297, LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - Wednesday September 22nd, 2010. Lindsay Lohan, who will be in court Friday for alleged failed drug tests, leaves a friend's house in West Hollywood holding onto a long white object and a pack of Parliament cigarettes. Photograph:  David Tonnessen, PacificCoastNews.com

Yeah, she totes needs to spend some time in Jail for wearing those fuggers - Just saying!