Rumer Willis looks... Em...

... like she's always done (which is not a good thing FYI) but we can't help but focus on her chinerific face and this meant-to-evoke-sexy 'secretary' outfit:

NEW YORK - JULY 27: Actress Rumer Willis attends 'The Darker Side of Green' debate at The Bowery Hotel on July 27, 2010 in New York City. (Photo by Michael Loccisano/Getty Images)



27 July 2010 - New York, NY - Rumer Willis.  The Darker Side Of Green debate series moderated by Tracey Morgan at the Bowery Hotel on Tuesday July 27th, 2010 in New York City. Photo Credit: Paul Zimmerman/AdMedia


'Just our personal bitchy opinion - so sue us.

P.S:- Sorry Rumer / darn Bruce & Demi's that potent gene cocktail mix!

Hubs-Random: Zac Efron shirltess...


Darn that Vanessa Hudgens... / You are VERY welcome people!

Love Random: Justin T. + Jessica B. + 2 Bikes = ...

... Surprisingly still Lovers on a bike ride

42878, NEW YORK, NEW YORK - Friday July 23, 2010. Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel ride their bikes along the Hudson River as the couple head to a gym. The longtime couple spent an hour at the gym at the Chelsea Piers before riding their bikes back home. Timberlake is currently filming Friends with Benefits in NYC but will be appearing next in the Facebook-inspired The Social Network film. Photograph:  Castro, PacificCoastNews.com

42878, NEW YORK, NEW YORK - Friday July 23, 2010. Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel ride their bikes along the Hudson River as the couple head to a gym. The longtime couple spent an hour at the gym at the Chelsea Piers before riding their bikes back home. Timberlake is currently filming Friends with Benefits in NYC but will be appearing next in the Facebook-inspired The Social Network film. Photograph:  Castro, PacificCoastNews.com

No seriously, 'Show of hands who thought these two would've made it to over-a-year-together mark? Glad they are proving us all wrong 'cause their relationship looks genuine - Sorry Cameron D! 

So, when's the engagement announcement coming Justin?

Is this What/Who Kate Winslet is 'working with' now?

In other words, is British male model Louis Dowler the new Sam Mendes in her newly single life? If so... DANG!

















According to a British tabloid, Kate and Louis have been dating for months and were set up by a mutual friend. 

Kate A source bragged said:
'They've been on lots of dates and get on really well. It's early days for them but they enjoy each others company. Louis has a good sense of humor and really is a lovely guy. He loves to surf and he's really quite engaging and very down-to-earth. He's a good looking guy and gets lots of attention when he's out and about - but he's not your typical model. Not at all big-headed.'
Is Louis dating her just to further his flailing career (he's 34 years old which is borderline ancient in modeling terms) / Fancy a major upgrade from Sam Kate?

Christina Milian Vs "The Dream"... It is ON!

Bring on the Divorce Drama because...

Christina Milian is saying her estranged 'cheating' husband, Terrence 'The Dream' is lying through his cheating teeth when he filed Divorce papers back in February to dissolve their marriage. She says they weren't broken up at that time AND that they even had "marital relations on numerous occasions" after his legal papers were filed.

Ding ding ding... FIGHT!!!

40753, LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - Monday July 12, 2010. FILE PICTURE dated Wednesday May 19, 2010.  Christina Milian is no longer living The Dream - The couple have called it quits after photos surfaced of The Dream canoodling with his assistant of about a year, Melissa Santiago. Milian and Terius The Dream Nash welcomed a daughter Violet five months ago. According to USMagazine.com, the couple reached the decision that their marriage was not working in late 2009, but kept the news private to protect Violet. E-TABLET/IPAD & MOBILE PHONE APP PUBLISHING REQUIRES ADDITIONAL FEES**

So the nasty breakup story so far:
  • The 'happy couple' (at the time) get engaged in July 2009
  • They have a Quickie shotgun wedding in 'Vegas in the month of September
  • In October, an announcement is made that Christina is pregnant - hence the marriage
  • Fast forward to Feb 2010... The Dream secretly files the 'D' papers giving the reason for his filing as their short marriage being "irretrievably broken"
  • Milian gives birth in March
  • Then in July, The-Dream is photographed frolicking (shamelessly) with his personal assistant
  • He then releases statement confirming that him & Milian are no more
  • She 'tweets' about her pain
  • And finally, she counter-files papers claiming he 'cheated on her'
We did predict that this was going to end in tears but still... 'Spare a thought for the innocent kid caught up in this mess.

Psst: In her legal documents Newly single mum Christina also states that although she DID sign some legal documents (which said both parties waved any alimony or ownership right's to the other person's property) she signed them while she was 9 months preggers - Translation: she wasn't in any condition to agree to something that important!

What next in this Divorce battle? Watch this space...

Miranda & Orlando marry in secret!

'Tis a great day to be Orlando Bloom because dude sealed the deal (officially an' all) and made gorgeous Victoria's Secret model, Miranda Kerr his wife. Talk about short engagement or what?!!!

MARRAKECH, MOROCCO - NOVEMBER 26:  (L-R) Miranda Kerr and Actor Orlando Bloom attend the Mamounia hotel inauguration on November 26, 2009 in Marrakech, Morocco.  (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images)

Miranda's mother Therese Kerr confirmed the news blabbing gushing:
"All we have ever wanted is for our children to be healthy and happy, and we have never seen Miranda healthier and happier than she is right now. Orlando being the true gentleman he is, followed tradition by asking for Miranda's hand in marriage and we had no hesitation – they truly are a gorgeous couple, are very much in love and bring out the best in each other.


We are thrilled to welcome Orlando into the Kerr family."
'Shucks... 

We are super stoked - and borderline emotional - for the "gorgeous couple", Kudos you Lovebirds!

Ali Larter is pregnant!

First comes Love, then comes Marriage, then comes Pregnancies, then comes Divorce...

Anyhoo, Ali Larter and her husband (of less than a year) Hayes Macarthur are expecting a bundle of joy this winter.


Heros actress Ali Larter and new husband Hayes MacArthur stop off for a romantic dinner at Boa restaurant in West Hollywood, CA on April 3, 2010. Fame Pictures, Inc

'Kudos Ali & Hayes!

Quickie: Here is Lindsay's Mug shot

Just because we are enjoying this/evil...

42751, LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - Tuesday July 20, 2010. Lindsay Lohan's booking photo after she checked into the Lynwood Correctional Facility to begin her 90-day jail sentence.   Disclaimer: BWP Media Inc and their brand Pacific Coast News does not claim any Copyright or License in the attached material. Any downloading fees charged by BWP Media Inc and their brand Pacific Coast News are for its services only, and do not, nor are they intended to convey to the user any Copyright or License in the material. By publishing this material , the user expressly agrees to indemnify and to hold BWP Media Inc and their brand Pacific Coast News harmless from any claims, demands, or causes of action arising out of or connected in any way with user's publication of the material.

OMG, that Orange jumpsuit is soooo fetch, right Linds?

Hubba-hubba Random: Hallelujah for Halle Berry..

For making us all aware that even 43 year-old mothers can look THIS smoking:

P.S:- Adorabs tot Nahla is too presh for words - Sigh!!!

P.P.S:- Just what was/is her ex Gabriel Aubry thinking splitting up with this 'fine thang'?

Newly married Megan Fox + over-tanning + Tan dress...

= A TANerific NO-NO!

HOLLYWOOD - JULY 19: Actress Megan Fox speaks onstage at the 2010 VH1 Do Something! Awards held at the Hollywood Palladium on July 19, 2010 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Michael Caulfield/Getty Images for VH1)

HOLLYWOOD - JULY 19: Actress Megan Fox speaks onstage at the 2010 VH1 Do Something! Awards held at the Hollywood Palladium on July 19, 2010 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Michael Caulfield/Getty Images for VH1)

Sort out your new wife's Tanning schedules lucky S.O.B Brian Austin Green. Hey, it's not like he has anything much (like say an acting job) to do these days!

And our July 2010's 'Worst Dressed' is... Katie Holmes!

aka Tom Cruise's brainwashed captive wife aka Suri's mummy aka walking Fashion disaster!

NEW YORK - JULY 19: Actress Katie Holmes attends the premiere of 'The Extra Man' at the Village East Cinema on July 19, 2010 in New York City. (Photo by Jemal Countess/Getty Images)

Actor Kate Holmes arrived at The Extra Man premiere held at the Village East Cinema in New York City, New York on July 19, 2010. Kate wore a stripped red and blue dress with a simple pair of high heels but didn t get to show off her hot dress at the after party because she left the premiere through the side door early. It s rumored that Kate had to jump on a flight tonight back to Toronto to finish working on her latest film The Kennedy's which make this a quick trip home to New York just for the premier as she flew into town early this morning.  Fame Pictures, Inc
'Might be a great idea to beg get your rich owner husband to buy you a Full-length mirror Katie. Just FYI!

Em, maybe a decent pair shorts too?:

Brangelina are still looking 'solid'

At the L.A. premiere of Angie's latest flick 'Salt' - Jennifer A? Look away NOW:

Angelina Jolie, a cast member in the motion picture thriller Salt , attends the premiere of the film with her longtime companion, actor Brad Pitt at Grauman's Chinese Theatre in the Hollywood section of Los Angeles on July 19, 2010. UPI/Jim Ruymen Photo via Newscom

Angelina Jolie, a cast member in the motion picture thriller Salt , attends the premiere of the film with her longtime companion, actor Brad Pitt at Grauman's Chinese Theatre in the Hollywood section of Los Angeles on July 19, 2010. UPI/Jim Ruymen Photo via Newscom  
Angelina Jolie, a cast member in the motion picture thriller Salt , attends the premiere of the film with her longtime companion, actor Brad Pitt at Grauman's Chinese Theatre in the Hollywood section of Los Angeles on July 19, 2010. UPI/Jim Ruymen Photo via Newscom
Nothing says 'Yep, take THAT suckers/haters' than Brad's hand on his woman's a** while fake teeth smiling.

Sorry Jen!

Jen Aniston does her best 'Travelling chic'

Photo by: KGC49/starmaxinc.com 2010  7/20/10 Jennifer Aniston arrives at Heathrow Airport. (London, England)  Photo via Newscom



Photo by: KGC49/starmaxinc.com 2010  7/20/10 Jennifer Aniston arrives at Heathrow Airport. (London, England)  Photo via Newscom

Those boots BTW... (*squeal*) are to 'suede' die for.

For those who are a tad bothered... She DID seem a bit grumpy and it wasn't because Brangelina are still pretending to going strong.

Either way, 'totally rocking 'AIRPORT CHIC'!

Lindsay's in JAIL!

And she may only be there for 3 weeks instead of the actual 90 days sentencing she was given earlier this month. Oopsie!!!

FYI, girl 'worked it' - straight to jail - looking flawless with her platinum (bleached to death) hair and plumped lips!


Before surrendering herself to the authorities, Lindsay tweeted:

'The only "bookings" that i'm familiar with are Disney Films, never thought that i'd be "booking" into Jail... eeeks,'
Sidepost: How will she cope without her manic tweets?

David & Tea... Still BACK ON!

Just FYI haters and/or well-wishers who had any thoughts about their reunion after his extra-marital mistake- Yay for forgiveness!



LOS ANGELES, CA - JUNE 13: ( CESS) Actors David Duchovny and Tea Leoni attend the 21st A Time For Heroes Celebrity Picnic sponsored by Disney to benefit the Elizabeth Glaser Pediatric Aids Foundation held at Wadsworth Great Lawn on June 13, 2010 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by John Shearer/Getty Images for The Elizabeth Glaser Pediatric AIDS Foundation)



P.S:- Apologies for the month-old pic (above) but the latest photos of the couple involve some swimming trunks - at Malibu Beach - & David... And with his current semi-pot belly so-so physique?!

'Nuff said/you're welcome.

Mischa Barton finds love...

With a random British DJ by the name of Ali - real name Alexander McLovan. Aw...

Anyhoo, yep, Mischy-Misch has been sunning her slightly chubby self down in the South of France (along with Ali) as well as attending many pointless events. See:

SAINT-TROPEZ, FRANCE - JULY 08: Misha Barton attends the Philipp Plein Boutique opening party on July 8, 2010 in Saint-Tropez, France. (Photo by Christian Alminana/Getty Images)

SAINT-TROPEZ, FRANCE - JULY 08: Misha Barton attends the VPhilipp Plein Boutique opening party on July 8, 2010 in Saint-Tropez, France. (Photo by Christian Alminana/Getty Images)
Glad to see Love hasn't halted her looking like a "serious hot mess" - Whilst she proves that ANYONE can find love. Even if they are experiencing a sad case of Fashion disasters!

Is Jen Aniston a marriage / homewrecker too?

In other words, does she have a lot more in common with arch nemesis Angelina Jolie than the 'Brad Pitt connection'?

Recent rumors are saying she allegedly 'stole' her latest Lover Christopher Gartin, from his wife… Which will make her no better than a husband-stealing trifling ho’ - aka you-know-who.

NOOOOOOOO, not Jen too - She doesn’t look like the type!


Various sources are touting the story of how Jen knew both Chris and his wife Joanna for a long time, and that when the couple were ‘having problems’, Jen swooped right in there and grabbed Chris. Joanna herself is adding to the ‘jezebel allegations drama’ saying:
“I’m really not at all interested in it. Jennifer has been my friend — our friend — for over 10 years... we have known each other a long time.”
Joanna's mother is further painting Jen as a 'Scarlet woman' too. Mothers accusatory words:
"It's been difficult for Joanne. It just seems so bizarre to me because Jo and Jen are such good friends. I find it very strange that Jen would do that to Jo."
Say it isn‘t so Jen?!

Digressing... Somewhere in a random location (whilst filling out her latest baby adoption papers) Angie-Lips is stomach-virus/side-eyeing Jen right now for trying to outdo HER so-not-sisterhood conduct. Don't sink to THAT/'HER' level Jen!

More Mel Gibson Babymama dramarama!

That unpleasant & constant droning noise you here is the sound of Mel Gibson’s career/reputation being flushed down the toilet. Dude has effed & blinded one step too far this time, Read on!

Hand in hand on the red carpet with controlled smiles and loving exchanges, Mel Gibson and Oksana reveal no signs of the dysfunction and disorder in their relationship. However, recent reports have shed light on the true nature of their relationship, which was shrouded in scandal from it s beginning until it s violent and bitter end. These archived pictures show the couple throughout their  Fame Pictures, Inc

Recent reports have shed light on the true nature of their volatile, violent & bitter relationship.

As we all know by now, Mel's Babymamma Oskana whats-her-face has been secretly taping her conversations and 'misunderstandings' with Mel. 

BTW, she lies says that her reason for leaking taping their arguments was “because she feared for her own life” -  Contrary to any 'silly' allegations of her trying to extort some money out of her cash-cow former lover. So now you know!  

Anyhoo (while we eye-roll) here's the latest installment:
Mel: “I deserve to be blown first! Before the f**king Jacuzzi! Ok, I’ll burn the goddamn house up, but blow me first! How dare you? I should’ve woken you up and said f**king blow me bitch! I should’ve f**king woken you up and said blow me! You would’ve liked that better, yeah? But you need the goddamn sleep!”


OctoSana: "I waited for you."


Mel: “Waited and waited... What, two and a half f**king minutes?!!! You’re f**king snoring. Don’t you dare.”


Mel: "You wanted the number to my therapist? Don’t you ever speak to him! Find your own goddamn therapist! Because you’ve got problems more than me!”


Mel: “You gotta push my f**king buttons and it’s not going to work with us! It’s not! I can’t get like this anymore. And you know you’re doing it, and you’re a liar, and you’re dishonest ,and you’re f**ked up! So you stay the f**k away from me!!!!! Take care of your f**king son and I better have my daughter! I want my daughter, and a maid… they make their goddamn bed, which you did not.”
'Such f**king hate spewing from a 'Christian' man... Wow!!!

Kelly Osbourne splits up with Boyfriend

Everyone should spare a thought for newly slimmed-down Kelly Osbourne who has broken up with her odd looking Fiancé Luke Worrall amid claims he cheated on her.

Em, does he not remember her mother is none other than overprotective mother hen Sharon Osbourne? Brave boy?!

39648, INDIO, CALIFORNIA - Sunday April 18, 2010. Kelly Osbourne, boyfriend Luke Worral and a friend grab some refreshments including a packet of cupcakes as they enjoy the atmosphere of the Coachella Music and Arts Festival. Despite some bands being grounded in Europe due to a ban on all flights out of many European countries following the eruption of and Icelandic volcano, the festival is enjoying sellout crowds. The Goldenvoice-promoted fesitval, now in it's 11th year, is drawing a record 75,000 people per day - up nearly 15,000 from last year's average. Photograph: Dome, Jones, PacificCoastNews.com

Heartbroken (we think) Kelly tweeted yesterday:
"Thank you all so much for your support but the matter is private and [I] will not be commenting. Enough damage has already [been] done!"
Uh oh, we’d be soooo careful if we were Luke… Those Osbournes are a fiery bunch! Having said that, if he was the main reason for Kelly’s 'funky' Fashion sense lately, we say GOOD RIDDANCE!!!

Penelope & Javier got married!

The preparations, Location & Dates were all kept top secret 'til the end but...

Spanish actress/Oscar winner Penelope Cruz and her fellow actor/Oscar winner long-time boyfriend Javier Bardem wed earlier this month. Too presh!

Spanish actors Javier Bardem and Penelope Cruz have joined the ranks of Oscar-winning married couples after tying the knot in the Bahamas earlier this month, according to several celebrity magazines on July 13, 2010. The combination picture shows Bardem (L) after winning best supporting actor for his work in No Country for Old Men at the 80th annual Academy Awards in 2008, and Penelope Cruz after winning best supporting actress for Vicky Cristina Barcelona at the 81st Academy Awards in 2009. REUTERS/Mike Blake/Files (UNITED STATES - Tags: ENTERTAINMENT SOCIETY)

The Oscar winning pair had a low-key ceremony (surrounded by only close relatives) in the Bahamas with their spokesperson confirming the best-kept wedding secret. 'Spokesperson' also revealed that Penelope wore a John Galliano dress while Javier donned a suit - Like Duh!

Sidebar: What does their 'wedding location' Choice mean in terms of a prenup? 

Either way, Congrats guys & Felicitaciones Bella y la Bestia - Be our guests to look up that particular translation!

The Christina Milian Divorce saga…

… Is going to get real N-A-S-T-Y!

Her idiotic husband, Terius ‘The-Dream’ Nash (although he is NO dream) has now gone on the record saying that their relationship has been “unsuccessful” ever since late 2009. 

FYI, she sold herself cheap they actually got married in September which means it was downhill after just a couple of months - Dang!

LOS ANGELES, CA - JULY 18:  The Dream and Christina Milian attend Big Billy Clark's Annual Debauchery Birthday Pool Party at a private residence on July 18, 2009 in Los Angeles, California.  (Photo by Jordan Strauss/Getty Images for Big Billy Clark)

Pssst: The woman he's been caught PDAing with is none other than his 'personal assistant Melissa Santiago - And boy does she put the 'personal' in P.A. Here's a montage of their shameless antics:


Lautner retains 'Hottest Jailbait' crown 2010

Just have a crush-fest look at Twilight werewolf cutie Taylor Lautner on the set of his latest movie, 'Abduction'.

42501, PITTSBURGH, PENNSYLVANIA - Monday July 12, 2010. Taylor Lautner doing his own stunts as he rides an Aprilia motorcycle on the set of his latest film Abduction in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. The hunky young actor is seen talking to a crew person before riding off on the open road. The film also stars Lily Collins, Maria Bello, and Alfred Molina. Photograph: PacificCoastNews.com

42501, PITTSBURGH, PENNSYLVANIA - Monday July 12, 2010. Taylor Lautner doing his own stunts as he rides an Aprilia motorcycle on the set of his latest film Abduction in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. The hunky young actor is seen talking to a crew person before riding off on the open road. The film also stars Lily Collins, Maria Bello, and Alfred Molina. Photograph: PacificCoastNews.com

It's a film about a young man who, after finding his baby photo on a missing persons’ website, sets out to uncover the truth about... Who really gives a fuwhat about the movie?!

Has mounting a bike ever looked more attractive?! Sigh!

Welcome back Brad Pitt ’the hottie’

'Glad to see he's shaved off that horrid thing he called a homeless hillbilly beard - Even if he's probably done so for Filming of his latest movie 'Moneyball'!

Oh so Sexy, Brad Pitt is clean shaven and getting back to work today on the set of Moneyball in Los Angeles, Ca on July 12, 2010. Brad is joined by the hilarious Jonah Hill on this film! Fame Pictures, Inc

Oh so Sexy, Brad Pitt is clean shaven and getting back to work today on the set of Moneyball in Los Angeles, Ca on July 12, 2010. Brad is joined by the hilarious Jonah Hill on this film! Fame Pictures, Inc

FYI, we've still not forgiven him for moved on from the Jennifer Aniston/Angelina Jolie swap saga but life goes on…

Milian splits up with husband of less than a year...

Plus, just 5 months after having their baby (we knew/said it was going to end up in tears but still…) OMG - boohoo!

The shotgun wedding that Christina Milian rushed into with her music producer lover, The Dream is Over. He has even moved on and is sleeping canoodling with his female assistant - Poor Christina!

40753, LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - Monday July 12, 2010. FILE PICTURE dated Wednesday May 19, 2010.  Christina Milian is no longer living The Dream - The couple have called it quits after photos surfaced of The Dream canoodling with his assistant of about a year, Melissa Santiago. Milian and Terius The Dream Nash welcomed a daughter Violet five months ago. According to USMagazine.com, the couple reached the decision that their marriage was not working in late 2009, but kept the news private to protect Violet. E-TABLET/IPAD & MOBILE PHONE APP PUBLISHING REQUIRES ADDITIONAL FEES**

His rep confirms the unsurprising news saying:
'They ask for consideration and respect for their family moving forward.'
Oh well, easy COME/married, easy GO/divorced as the saying goes... Anyhoo, adding more fuel to growing speculation (that they broke up because  'The Dream' cheated with 'the hired help') Christina posted on her Twitter page:
'Whatever you think... believe it.'
Dun, dun, dun!!! What an ugly dawg & cheating swine.

This, BTW ladies, is what happens when you lower your beauty standards and date a 'fug'. Fug idiot He later starts to believe that he can upgrade easily -- Translation, he cheats -- But don't worry your 'recent single parent/Divorcée' head Christina. He'll get his soon - cue KARMA!

Totes Random: Justin Timberlake looks 'ridic' & un-seski

Please note: This latest 'ensemble' of his is NOT for a film role - 'just him having a morning jog. Nice bandana J.T!

42420, NEW YORK, NEW YORK - Friday July 9, 
2010. A tired looking Justin Timberlake, star of the upcoming film The 
Social Network, does his early morning jog in Tribeca wearing shorts and
 a bandana. Photograph: Castro, PacificCoastNews.com

42430, NEW YORK, NEW YORK - Friday July 9, 
2010. Justin Timberlake, star of the upcoming film The Social Network, 
goes for a morning jog in Tribeca wearing shorts, a bandana, and a 
grateful dead t-shirt. Photograph: PacificCoastNews.com

How and Why did GF Jessica Biel allow him out looking like this?

Quickie: Wedding fever descends on Celebville!

Carrie Underwood, Emily Blunt and Martin Lawrence all got married this weekend - We are still waiting for each of their individual photographic evidences!

Singer Carrie Underwood and her fiance, Ottawa Senators NHL hockey player Mike Fisher, attend the 52nd annual Grammy Awards in Los Angeles in this January 31, 2010 file photo. Underwood and Fisher were married at a resort in Georgia on July 10, 2010, according to media reports. REUTERS/Mario Anzuoni/Files (UNITED STATES - Tags: ENTERTAINMENT SPORT ICE HOCKEY)
HOLLYWOOD - FEBRUARY 09: Actors Emily Blunt and John Krasinski arrive at the Los Angeles premiere of 'The Wolfman' at ArcLight Cinemas on February 9, 2010 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Jason Merritt/Getty Images)

Death at The Funeral World Premiere held at The Arclight Cinemas in Hollywood, California on April 12th, 2010. Martin Lawrence             Fame Pictures, Inc

We still maintain that Emily could've done better but either way... Congrats guys & good luck!!!

Even LiLo’s own lawyer jumped the 'sinking ship'…

Poor misguided, troubled, cooky and jail bound Lindsay Lohan

Her lawyer Shawn Chapman Holley (digressing... there are those -- em, us -- that say she must’ve been a major masochist to take on that particular job) has finally come to her senses and ditched LiLo as a client. 

What's a troubled girl gotta do to land a break these days?!

Lindsay Lohan appeared to be in relatively good spirits despite her recent jail sentence as she got coffee with her mother Dina Lohan in West Hollywood, CA on July 9, 2010. Fame Pictures, Inc

Oh but don’t worry folks… 

She’s gotten another ‘legal person’. He is Stuart V. Goldberg, a criminal defence lawyer. Here is her new ‘soon-to-be-punch bag-saviour:

42442, LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - Friday July 9 2010. An unidentified smartly-dressed man, thought to be Lindsay Lohan's new lawyer, was dropped off at a hotel in Beverly Hills by Lindsay's assistant. When asked if he was working for the troubled Ms Lohan he said that he could not comment. Photograph:   David Tonnessen, PacificCoastNews.com

'NO COMMENT!

Where/What/Who the eff has John Mayer been doing lately?

Oh right… THIS!!!


He can be/is hi-larious!

BTW, Is this 'total catch' still single?

Jessica debuts her new man Eric

Plus she PDAed her chubby a** off too while celebrating her 30th birthday in Capri, Italy!

Sidebar: Her new man Eric Johnson is a former NFLer... Which explains why he could lift 'all of her' (2nd pic) off the floor.

Just saying!









Vanessa Paradis: Johnny is 'Truly magnificent'

French actress Vanessa Paradis - aka the lucky woman, who for the last 12 years, gets to wake up next to Johnny Depp - has broken the habit of a lifetime. 

She's given an in-depth interview (talking about her relationship with yummy Johnny) confirming what we suspected all this time - He is "truly magnificent"!

Johnny Depp and wife Vanessa Paradis attending the de Chanel Party held at the Canal + TV chanel tent during the 63rd Cannes Film Festival in Cannes, France on May 18, 2010. Photo by Hahn-Nebinger-Orban/ABACAPRESS.COM Photo via Newscom

Speaking to Marie Claire magazine, Vanessa revealed how as a couple they don't discuss their acting work..., How they keep their love alive and What quality she admires most in him.

Her words:
'We don’t really speak a lot about work when we’re together. We just try to organise ourselves so we can spend as much time as possible together. The fact that we’re not together every day plays a big part in keeping our relationship stable. And then we also have a lot of respect and admiration for each other.

We understand that, if we want our relationship to continue, we must give each other space, allow each other to go off on our own, and trust each other. Not everyone is lucky enough to be given space and trust. You’re really lucky if you find someone you can trust when you spend time apart. But it’s more complicated than that. Keeping love alive should be like the way you live your life. You don’t eat the same meal every day, you don’t read the same book, you don’t listen to the same CD. When you are a couple, you need to go off alone and discover things for yourself.'
'I could make an endless list of all the things I admire about him, but above all I admire his immense loyalty. I love watching him when he’s thoughtful or involved in something. I love observing him when he is talking to people. I love seeing how he deals with situations… I could go on and on, tell you I admire him as an actor, as a father and as the man he is for me.'
We too love "observing him" Vanessa but we digress... She continued her jealousy-inducing gushing:
'But more than anything, I admire him as a person. Not only when he is talking to me or his mother, but as a person in the world, in all kinds of situations. I think he is magnificent. Truly magnificent.'
Gosh! Johnny sounds like such a catch (like we didn't already know) so here's hoping the rest of us get to meet that 'special someone'.

Please let our him/her be EXACTLY like Johnny Depp!

Quickie: Saldana is new 'Calvin Klein' model

Great news y'all... Our girl-crush Zoe Saldana has just scored herself an A-M-A-Z-I-N-G gig. She is the new face & body of Calvin Klein's new underwear line, Envy. Way to go Zoe!

BERLIN - JULY 07: Actress Actress Zoe Saldana arrives at the World of Calvin Klein event during the Mercedes Benz Fashion Week Spring/Summer 2011 on July 7, 2010 in Berlin, Germany. (Photo by Andreas Rentz/Getty Images)

BERLIN - JULY 07: Actress Actress Zoe Saldana arrives at the World of Calvin Klein event during the Mercedes Benz Fashion Week Spring/Summer 2011 on July 7, 2010 in Berlin, Germany. (Photo by Andreas Rentz/Getty Images)

In other words, she gets to show off what her lucky fiancé, Kevin Britton, has access to 24/7 - Lucky Keith/Calvin Klein!

Stop the press... Jen Aniston is single NO MORE?!

You read the title right, Jennifer Aniston may be OFF the singles market. Various reports are that she's dating True Blood actor Christopher Gartin. Hip, hip, hip... HOORAY!!!

















FYI, here is some pap-evidence of the sneaky twosome:

42168, LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - Thursday July 1. An unconfirmed sighting of Jennifer Aniston hiding her face as she is driven away from Sunset Towers by an unidentified man. Photograph:  Josephine Santos, PacificCoastNews.com

Yep, word is Jen was introduced to Christopher by her BFF Courtney Cox. A source confirms the couple went for romantic meal together, at Sunset Tower hotel in Hollywood, (last Thursday night) where they shared a burger and a bottle of Verve Clicquot Rose. Aw!

Source's blabby words:
'Jennifer was bubbly in demeanour, seeming to be rather enthusiastic about something. They were talking about swimming pools and the pros and cons of chlorination or the new salt-water saline pools.'
"... the pros and cons of chlorination or the new salt-water saline pools" sounds like snore-boring dinner conversation and not the sort of thing an over-40 singleton - like Jen - should be talking about on a date. 

Anyhoo, even though they are yet to confirm any romantic news, when quizzed about their date, Gartin gave waiting photographers a curt "No comment" which means...

Here's the 411 on Chris:
  • He's 42 years old
  • 'was born in New York
  • Is divorced; he was married to events planner Joanne Gartin
  • Work-wise, Christopher is currently on the HBO series True Blood as "Hugo"

OMGeehee, we are currently doing a skippity hop as we type this... But, we'll stop babbling on and just keep our fingers, toes AND legs crossed for Jen - hope it works out this time. No pressure!

Fun fact: Christopher's ex-wife, Joanne, has organized weddings for a number of Celebs; Elizabeth Berkley, Molly Shannon, Taye Diggs, Kate Walsh, Tori Spelling... the list goes on.

Lindsay is going to Jail...

For 90 DAYS/3 MONTHS - Dun, dun, dun!

'Some captured moments of her court reactions:

Actress Lindsay Lohan reacts following the sentencing by Superior Court Judge Marsha Revel during a probation status hearing in Beverly Hills, California on July 6, 2010. Revel sentenced Lohan to 90 days in jail Tuesday after ruling she violated probation in a 2007 drug case by failing to attend court-ordered alcohol education classes.   UPI/David McNew/Pool Photo via Newscom

Actress Lindsay Lohan (L) reacts with her attorney Shawn Chapman Holley following the sentencing by Superior Court Judge Marsha Revel during a probation status hearing in Beverly Hills, California on July 6, 2010. Revel sentenced Lohan to 90 days in jail Tuesday after ruling she violated probation in a 2007 drug case by failing to attend court-ordered alcohol education classes.  UPI/David McNew/Pool Photo via Newscom

Actress Lindsay Lohan (L) reacts with her attorney Shawn Chapman Holley following the sentencing by Superior Court Judge Marsha Revel during a probation status hearing in Beverly Hills, California on July 6, 2010. Revel sentenced Lohan to 90 days in jail Tuesday after ruling she violated probation in a 2007 drug case by failing to attend court-ordered alcohol education classes.  UPI/David McNew/Pool Photo via Newscom

Lindsay - through her crocodile tears - tried to explain her past behavior and failure to attend 9 of the court-mandatory alcohol-ed classes. Her 'sowwy' words:
'I was taking it seriously. I wasn't expecting any special treatment. I'm not taking this as a joke. It's my life and my career, something I have worked for my entire life. I have tried to do the best I can. It's just been such a long haul. I don't want you to think I don't respect you and your terms. I really did think I was doing what I was supposed to do, and I mean it with all my heart.'

Yeah, whatevs!!!

We are glad to report that Superior Court Judge Marsha Revel (while performing some major eye rolling) also wasn't buying Lindsay's 'acting' remorse saying:
'I couldn't have been more clear [about my orders]. There are no excuses.'
FYI, her publicity whore of a father Michael Lohan, younger sister Ali and her latest rumoured new girlfriend Eilat Anschel were all in court to witness Lindsay being sent down.

So... Could her jail stint be the best thing for Lindsay? Will it force her to finally turn her partying, trainwreck-of-a-life around? Either way, watch out Jail, Here comes LiLo!

Side post: Where was her momanager/club buddy Dina? Probably planning on how she can ruin the lives of her other talented kids. Just saying!