DWTS winner Nicole supports her racing man

Nicole Scherzinger and her On/Off BF Lewis Hamilton look happy together. Plus,  looks like he's caught the winning bug from her because he won the Turkish Grand Prix - Love conquers all!

Sports News - May 30, 2010

Sidebar:- Does anyone know where we can get that maxi of hers? 'Hearting it!

Halle + Bikini = Have a 'Happy Monday'

Halle Berry Spends Beach Time With Her Boys!

Halle Berry Spends Beach Time With Her Boys!

Halle Berry Spends Beach Time With Her Boys!

Single guys out there... Form an orderly queue!

Another relationship bites the dust!

This is going to be a really short post because none of the 2 people involved are that famous...

Barbara Hershey and Lost 'star' Naveen Andrews broke up!

The 63rd Annual Golden Globe Awards - Arrivals

The only slightly interesting tidbits about these two is she's old enough to be his mum (62 to his 41) AND they were together for 12 years. 

Oh well, life goes on!

Whore 'L' - formerly known as LeAnn Rimes - has got such a nerve!

It is so obvious by proud adulteress LeAnn Rimes behavior that apart from losing the moral high-ground, cheating sluts ALSO lose their goddam minds!

Why - we hear you ask? Just read on to find out just what she's doing now.

Eddie Cibrian and LeAnn Rimes arrive at the ACM Awards in Las Vegas

According to E! Online  Slut 'L' has gone all loco sent her cheating-partner-in-crime Eddie Cibrian's wife, Brandi Glanville, a cease and desist letter claiming slander. According to a number of sources, LeAnn's cease & desist letter comes :
"after months and months of Brandi speaking about LeAnn in the press and telling lies. This is a reaction, and something she felt was necessary to do to protect herself."
WTFfffffff?!

Our apologies for the many Fs' but we were too busy focusing on the irony that an ugly mistress (who broke up a family with innocent kids involved) finds the need to not just be content with continuing her extra-marital nonsense with her stolen man. Oh no, she wants to also start legal drama with the wronged wife/scorned woman!

Open Note/Advice to Brandi: Your response should be silence! Let Karma sort this one out because once a stupid whore...

Then Open note to Eddie: Really dude? What a classy AND tranny looking smart 'lady' you've got there. Hope she was worth ruining your future kids DNA marriage?!

Finally, Open note to LeAnn aka Slut 'L': You make us sick/you'll get yours soon!

Celine Dion is pregnant!

 After her failed pregnancy last year, Celine Dion is with child yet again - Actually, she's expecting Twinsies with husband/manager René Angelil. Aw!

The 52nd Annual GRAMMY Awards - Audience

Her rep tells PEOPLE Mag
The singer, 42, is pregnant with twins after undergoing her sixth in-vitro fertilization attempt and turning to acupuncture to improve her chances of a pregnancy
Celine's husband René also had this to say:
"We're ecstatic, Celine is just hoping for a healthy pregnancy. She was hoping for one baby and the news that we are having two is a double blessing." !"
We too hope she has a healthy & safe pregnancy! P.S:- How freaking refreshing is it to see Celine and René Still going strong - for now at least - after her many miscarriages and his battle with Cancer?! 

Other losers Celebs would have been weak thrown in the towel a long time ago. Just saying!

Yet another "No she didn't" moment: Oh Miley...

Miley, Miley, attention seeking Miley Cyrus!

Is this appropriate stage-attire for a 17 year-old? FYI, the leather jacket doesn't help/cover enough.

U.S singer Miley Cyrus performs at the Rock in Rio Music Festival in Lisbon

U.S singer Miley Cyrus performs at the Rock in Rio Music Festival in Lisbon

U.S singer Miley Cyrus performs at the Rock in Rio Music Festival in Lisbon

Just what are her parents, and Disney, thinking about allowing their underaged daughter (because she still IS) perform looking like that? Do their eyes just see the Dollar signs instead of raunchy Lolita Miley?

Jeez, even Britney (Spears) NEVER got to have a major PDF moment - 'Public Display of Flesh' - until she turned 18!

Britney + her 'white-trash' outfit + Uggs = WTFashion F?!

Um, Brit? Why'd you do THIS shapeless disaster to yourself hun?

Britney Spears Gets in the Summer Spirit

Britney Spears Gets in the Summer Spirit

The only good thing about her summer look is the on-trend Fedora, everything else is very 'Circus'-like.

Open post to ALL Fashion Conscious readers: STOP wearing those ridic Uggs in public AND during the Summer! So what if they are super comfy, they'll never be coming back in 2010 Fashion - It's much acceptable to go barefoot... 'Nuff said!

Oh and PS:- Yes, Jason Trawick is still her errand boy boyfriend. Here he is after stocking up on snacks for Britney the Spears household:

When Britney is Away Jason Trawick Grocery Shops?

The size (& amount) of those bags spell trouble an upcoming Britney binge-fest. Just saying!

Madonna's new ad for MDG glasses

WARNING: If you don't find an over 50 year-old hag singer -- desperate-to-remain-a-sex object -- at all attractive, then don't click play!


This is more disturbing than when people accidentally walk in on their parents doing... Well, the same yucky thing Madonna does in private with her toyboy captive Jesus Luz

Eugh, eugh, euuuuugh, nothing will EVER make that/this image disappear from memory.

Heidi & Spencer - aka Speidi - split up!

We just heard the good news...  

Just like we predicted a while back, Heidi Montag has finally found her hidden brain cells split up with no-good husband Spencer Pratt. In other words, she's a 'Prat(t)' no more!

Heidi Montag has allegedly seperated from husband Spencer Pratt and is looking for a new place to live

Her rep confirms the separation news to TMZ saying:
"Heidi is looking to move out due to all the fake bad press that Spencer controls. She's tired of it and is looking for a place and wants to focus on her acting career."
Good riddance (Heidi) Waaaaait a goddam minute... "She wants to focus on what career" exactly? The MTV reality starlet, failed popstar, surgically enhanced bimbo, tiny movie cameo appearing career that she currently has?

Anyhoo, glad she's finally seen Spencer for what he is... A bully/Idiot/Prat(with an added 't') and talentless user!

So now that his meal ticket has left him, is this the last we get to see & hear from Idiotic douche Spencer? 'Fingers crossed people... Keep those fingers surgically crossed!

Paris: 'I'm single - and very happy'

Hotel heiress/party girl Paris Hilton is single - after breaking up with on/off BF Doug Reinhardt - and from the sound of things, she's still in the woman-who-pretends-to-smile while insisting Singledom-is-super-Great phase. 

Paris Hilton Posing As She Enters The Waldorf Astoria Hotel

Appearing on The View, as a guest host, Paris lied said:
'I've never been single before my whole life. I've always had a boyfriend. I feel free and independent and I'm getting to know myself better - not spending so much time with a guy but spending that time on myself and I love that. I've learned a lot about men. You can't trust them, some of them. Being in this industry you never know what the guy's intentions are.'
Translation: Her constant Lovers conveyor belt is on a hiatus (her choice she claims) - For now at least! BTW, she also found time to side-eye insult one of her exes adding:
'When a man is desperate and hungry for attention and press. It's such a turn off.'
Sidebar:- We're gonna take a stab in the dark and say the man "desperate and hungry for attention and press" is recent ex-boyfriend Doug. Also, is the latest rumor of Paris 'constantly contacting' Doug because she 'wants him back' untrue?

Who cares... Knowing her, she'll meet "The Next One" in 5, 4, 3, 2...

Guess what Raquel Welch looks like now?

Dayum!

Plastic surgery or No plastic surgery, 70 year-old actress Raquel Welch still looks smoking hot - though we struggle to come up with one noteworthy film she's starred in recently!

The American Idol 2010 Grand Finale

The American Idol 2010 Grand Finale

GILF/MILF alert!!!

Alicia Keys IS pregnant!

Translation: Our earlier post (courtesy of MediaTakeOut) was on the money... Her 'stolen' lover, Swizz Beats, knocked her up. Uh oh, there goes her waistline!

Also, PHEW, now we totally get why she wore this fru-fru nightmare (see below) to some random charidee thing in London, UK last night:

Keep A Child Alive - Black Ball - Arrivals

The multiple Grammy Award winner's people said Keys and Beats:
"are expecting a baby and are engaged to be married in a private ceremony later this year,"
Is anyone else having a Christina Milian moment too?  Moving on...

Dun dun dun... we are wondering - out loud, like in the movies - what Beats' now-officially-ex wife Mashonda (who BTW wrote this Open Letter to the singer) has to say about the couple's great news?!

Either way, here's hoping the alleged homewrecker expectant mum doesn't use her pregnancy as Licence to Over-eat and add another 50 pounds to her already heavy frame - And that's our Advice of the Day folks!

What in the world?

Actor/Rocker/former Hottie Jared Leto is still on his quest to uglifying himself - uglyfying is a word that is seldomly used these days BTW. Look:

Radio 1's Big Weekend - Day 1

For those of you who (like us) are wondering which one's Jared in the above photo... He's on the right, his brother/bandmate (Shannon) is on the left - Like that makes it any better!

Why do this to yourself Jared? Why??? Ex GF Cameron Diaz must be thinking she's had the luckiest escape.

Having said that, remember who she's shacked up with now. A-Rod is no better!

Lindsay gives a B/S Interview

Denying she's a 'Em, judge... I went-to-Cannes instead of coming to court Hot Mess.


Let's all not forget to eye-roll while we're yawning - Okay?!

Our Crime against ALL Fashion award goes to...

... Liza Minnelli who wore this - insert adjective describing trash - to the New York premiere of SATC.

 Sex And The City 2 New York Premiere - Arrivals

BTW, Liza sings Beyonce's Single Ladies on the movie's soundtrack - Just a wild guess... Is she still a single inappropriately dressed lady?

Jessica Simpson is almost twice the size of her baby sis Ashlee

Once upon a time, these 2 sisters were swappin clothes but now...

A Night of Fashion & Technology with LG Mobile Phones

Yikesy.

Looks like John Mayer's sexual napalm Jessica's extra pounds are not shifting themselves. Just saying!

Fashion Random: What in the name of stripes is Katie Holmes wearing?

National Movie Awards in London

Tom (& Suri) Cruise must be so proud - NOT!

OMGeehee: SATC 2!!!

Can someone please pass the hyperventilating bag?

'Cause we are sooooo losing it... Carrie & Co -- aka Sex and the City cast aka 'Sarah Jessica Parker & 'the others' --  are back on our theatre screens. And boy are 'bringing on the Fashion'!

Sex And The City 2 - UK Premiere - Red Carpet Arrivals

So? Anyone Excited too / seen the full movie yet?

Plus, Jerrod (yum) AND Aidan are also in the new Arabian Nights themed sequel. Anyhoo, here's the trailer again - in case any 'weirdo' human alive hasn't:



Sidebar:- If you're just seeing it for the first time, shame on YOU!

WTF? Is Jesse James blames his cheating on his Daddy?

Pulling his best 'Oopsie, I've been baaaad' school boy-bitch face, Jesse James did an sit-down-exclusive with ABC's Nightline  -- with Vicki Mabrey -- acting all remorseful and taking 'responsibility' for his actions.

FYI, he kinda sorta said his cheating (with tattooed heifer et al those other sluts) may have been down to the fact his Father physically & verbally abused him.  Oh, and he never felt 'good enough'. Um, Okay then?! WATCH the Liar his explanation:

Part 1



Part 2:



Part 3



Just frigging rich!!! A caught-out-husband trying to pass the blame - of his shameless and disgusting behavior - on others.

Oh and P.S:- He IS not the "Most hated man in the world" (melodramatic much?) Satan/Lucifer is.

Although... Jesse and any other cheating douches married spouses (e.g Tiger Woods) ARE a "Most Hated" photo-finish second - just BTW!

Random: We've been very naughty...

Quickie/Apology: Our deepest apologies HAVE TO go to our dedicated readers (all 3 of you :)) for our inexcusable absence from posting anything in the past week or so...

Blame it on our day jobs - Shocker, we've got one of those (and a bit of shopping) but good news is we're back bitches!!!

So, what'd we miss while we were M.I.A? Oh yes... Jesse James.

Jennifer does Monaco Grand Prix chic!

If a situation where cute Formula 1 Race car Driver-guys, Monaco, Yachts & Sunshine get to lusciously combine is ever brought to our attention, we'll use the words "So" and "There". 

Sadly Jennifer Lopez scored that unbelievable invite NOT us.

Celebs at the Monaco Formula One Grand Prix - Monaco

Speaking of sadly...

While Jen was 'working' her best Divariva, husband Marc Anthony totally ruined the above photo with his presence was there too. Just FYI!

Sidebar:- Major Kudos to the winner of the race, Australian driver/hottie Mark Webber.

Random: Want some Good Relationship advice?

Well...

In a new book titled "That's What SHE Said: Women Reveal What Men Really Need to Know" some Famous women like Shakira, Madonna, Cameron Diaz and Demi Moore try to give their best advice to men (& women) about relationships.

Any thoughts? Recipe for hypocritical disaster?!

Time's 100 Most Influential People Gala!
SHREK FOREVER AFTER MOVIE PREMIERE AT THE GIBSON AMPHITHEATRE AT UNIVERSAL CITY. LOS ANGEL

Los Angeles Screening Of Anchor Bay Films' "Spread" - Arrivals
Nine premiere New York City

Stop side-eyeing for a minute - and/or giving your best stomach virus face - and just read excerpts from the book which was compiled by Punk'd producer T.J. Jefferson.

Demi's tips:
"If you want to get our clothes off focus on what you're giving, not on what you can get! You may be able to score once - but we can smell the stink of selfish desires a mile away and are not interested. Women are caretakers by nature, don't take it for granted. The romance we are looking for comes from being appreciated."
Twice Divorce Madonna's sound bite:
"Women are here to smash man's ego, plain and simple. Accept this and life will be better. Also women like it when men tell them they look nice. If you want more than that you will have to pay for it."
Actress Soleil Moon Frye gives her best one-liner:
"We like it dirty just like you..."
Okaaay, moving on from Soleil's "dirty" mind... Perpetual breaker upper - that should so be added to the Dictionary BTW - Cammy-D reveals how she enjoys:
"losing herself in wonder of love, beauty and sexiness"
That explains A LOT Cameron!

So... Is anyone going to buy the book?

Shia's 'Wall Street' Director played cupid!

If we have gained anything from this years Cannes Film Festival, it is the revelations of how Red Carpet-prepared Salma Hayek is AND the story of how Shia LeBeouf got together with his current girlfriend Carey Mulligan.

It was down to Director/Cupid Oliver Stone.

63rd Cannes Film Festival - Stairs of Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps - Day 3

At a swanky party promoting the movie, Oliver spoke about his young costars' "amazing and wonderful" romance saying:
"It was all thanks to me, You could see their chemistry right away, and it was pretty powerful. They were completely professional on the set, but there was no mistaking what was happening."
'Glad HE saw the "chemistry" between them... On the other side of the camera however, WE see a cute A-list actor downgrading settling for a plain (albeit very talented) starlet.

Harsh words but sadly true!

Jensen Ackles is a married man

'Supernatural' star/cutie Jensen Ackles and his GF, 'One Tree Hill' actress Danneel Harris, just gotten married at the weekend. 

We are sending the happy couple our "Congrats-Hope it works out" wishes combo!

Premiere Of CBS Films' The Back-up Plan - Arrivals

A guest at the wedding tells PEOPLE:
"I've never seen a more stunning bride, and the couple looked happier than ever."
Aw... It is a great day when we hear 2 beautiful people are still together and planning their future together.

Bring on the pretty babies/marriage counsellor!

Sienna & Jude to have a summer wedding?

Sienna Miller has been blabbing to the few people who give a damn friends about her Summer plans. Top of her list is getting hitched, 'bohemian-style' to rekindled/whore-in-crime Jude Law

Whatevs/Yawning!

Jude Law & Sienna Miller Seem Happy As Can Be Together!

Here are the details of Sienna's wedding plans, via the words of her friends/'source' as expected:
'They don’t want to jinx things by talking about it, but they have told their nearest and dearest that they would like to get married in the summer.

Sienna is also saying that she has some other really exciting news, but she is not saying anything to anyone at the moment. They have put the past behind them and want to move on,’
What "other really exciting news" can there be? She is bringing a mini-sienna into her whorish life pregnant?

Either way, apart from the STD clinics & 'lucky' escapees/former exes, no one should really care what these 2 get up to!

Quickie: Who is that mystery guy Jenny?

Um, has new singleton Jenny McCarthy got something to tell us? Like who's the Blonde guy clutching holding her hands?

Jim who?!! Jenny McCarthy hits Hollywood with her new mystery man after splitting with Jim Carrey a month ago

Either way, we're glad to see she's having fun but 'can't wait to hear what her ex, Jim Carrey, will have to tweet say about that!

Teen Hottie alert: Nick Jonas

Sigh!!! 

Is he legal yet? still doing the On-Off dating thing with Selena Gomez?

Singer Nick Jonas Gives The Peace Sign In Toluca Lake On May 14, 2010 In Los Angeles

Who cares, he's so cute! 

Plus, him peace-signing the paparazzi? Pure class/Cool dude.

P.S:- Sounds like Selena may not be such a nice person - to her friends anyways - because her former BFF, Demi Lovato (who as we know is the girlfriend of Nick's bro Joe Jonas) had this to say about their friendship:
“We’re both busy, and I wish the best for her. True friends don’t let their friends or family be mean to you. If you can’t trust somebody, you can’t be friends with them.”
Ouch... Fight! Fight!

Fashion Random: Cannes Festival 2.0...

Like said earlier, we WERE underwhelmed with the A-List fashion at the Cannes Film Festival
but thankfully, the ladies have heard our cries and stepped it up a gear.

As expected, Salma Hayek slammed it out of the park in a killer red dress:

63rd Cannes Film Festival - Stairs of Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps - Day 3


Kate Beckinsale found her 'lovely-dress' sense:

IL Gattopardo - Premiere - 63rd Cannes Film Festival


Michelle Yeoh... 'Hello beautiful lady in lovely dress':

63rd Cannes Film Festival - Stairs of Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps - Day 3


Joe Jonas'
ex GF Camilla Belle looked divine:

63rd Cannes Film Festival - Stairs of Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps - Day 3


Naomi Campbell came, dressed in her best sheer outfit, with her cute Billionaire lover Vladimir Doronin. Oh, and she showed off her new bob hairdo - The jury's still out on that one:

Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps - Premiere - 63rd Cannes Film Festival


Indian actress and model Aishwarya Rai - one word - Exquisite:

63rd Cannes Film Festival - Stairs of Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps - Day 3


Alessia Piovan... (yeah we don't know who she is either) but she did look lovely:

Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps - Premiere - 63rd Cannes Film Festival


 Now to the "YIKES" part...

'Gotta say, looked like starlet Carey Mulligan failed to pay any attention to our 'S.O.F' (Save Our Fashion) memo because she turned up in:

63rd Cannes Film Festival - Stairs of Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps - Day 3

But don't worry, her boyfriend Shia LeBeouf was her distracting arm candy so no one noticed the bow failure dress! To be fair to the girl, she DID look a lot better earlier in the day:

Photo by: DP/AAD/starmaxinc.com 2010 5/14/10 Carey Mulligan at a photocall for Wall Stree

'Hearting the whole package - especially those ferosh shoes...

Darn it, why did she have to change again?!

Matthew Morrison's 'cheating allegations' Update!

He denies it ALL!

Glee Spring Premiere Soiree
SAG Awards 2010 - ARRIVALS

In a new interview, in Parade magazine, Matthew laughed off Star magazine's hooking-up-with-his-Glee costar, Lea Michelle, story saying:
'It’s so laughable. There’s the rumour about Lea and myself, and we were literally on set and I got a call from my publicist, and Lea got a call a minute later. And we looked at each other like, "What the f***?"'
Adding:
'I have a great relationship with [my ex]. I feel like I can handle this stuff because I don’t really care. I’ve never gotten into tabloids and I don’t really care about it now, but I just feel bad for other people in my life who are getting dragged into it. It just kinda sucks.'
Phew, 'glad to know that Will Schuester Matthew is a good guy!

So we are also guessing Star needs to notify 'Legal because a 'defamation of character' Lawsuit may be in the pipe line. Just FYI Star!

Catfight alert: Kate Hudson vs Cameron Diaz

According to a recent story/rumor, Kate is super freaked/mad that Cameron is hooking up with her leftovers ex Alex 'A-Rod' Rodrigues.

She's even gone as far as calling their relationship "payback" - Well, it is a bitch!

The Almay Rainforest Fund's 21st Birthday At The Plaza Hotel On May 13, 2010 In New York City
Opening Night Premiere Shrek Forever After At 2010 Tribeca Film Festival

The drama dates back to a while back (in 2007 to be exact) when Kate hooked up with 1 of Cameron's many famous ex-boyfriends, one Mr Justin Timber-drop-trou, just 2 days after they broke and somehow Cameron thought revenge was/is a dish best served on her back/doing the horizontal with A-Rod. 

Some over zealous source, close to the action, shed some light on the brewing feud. Source's two-faced words:
'Kate thinks it's payback, pure and simple,' the source told US Weekly magazine.

And Hudson's not 100 percent wrong. Cameron was actually in a serious long-term relationship with Justin. She thinks it's a joke Kate would be mad. Kate is only upset because she hates being single'
Um, wasn't it Jessica Biel who hooked up J.T - at lightning speed might we add - after the split? 

Anyhoo, who do you think will win in this battle of Blondes-who've-slept-with man whore Alex? We'll go with Kate on this one... Girl looks like she fights dirty!

Fun fact: Both actresses share the same publicist AND they've used the services of stylist Rachel Zoe. Random facts but interesting no?

Gisele proves she's still Model Hot!

Plus she's ALSO got husband Tom Brady.

Brazilian model Bundchen poses for the Hope lingerie company's latest ad campaign

What the... 

Did she REALLY give birth 5 months ago? We are sooooo signing up for Kung Fu classes asap - she did say that was her secret to staying slim & taut while pregnant right?

Oh and FYI:- We'll also be moving in with our Yoga instructor who's like not attractive (at all) but we don't give a fuwhat!