Justin Bieber's new song

This little man-boy's got Talent oozing out of his 'hair-perfect' pores.

Aw!

Even if you saw a pic of a puppy and a kitten having a snoozefest on a bed of roses & chocolate... NOTHING is as cute as J.B. (Once again, for Faithie)

Channing Tatum & Jenna Dewan...

Are like sooooo Newlyweds in love (for now) that it makes us wanna Barf. Uh oh, 'too late!

We love how Jenna's face says it all... 'I got this on lockdown' - Lucky cow!

Father of the Year...

... 1 Guess, It's NOT Michael Lohan. 

Just watch his "My Daughter needs Rehab" press conference/sell-out & mudslinging Madness go down:

Wowser!!!

Is this guy for real??? Dang... aren't we all glad he's not our dad? 'Explains why Lindsay IS Lindsay!

New Christina Aguilera...

... song 'Not Myself Tonight' 

PRESS PLAY:

Thoughts?

Idiots of the week: 'Speidi' go all Native-American

Running out of yet more stupid ideas for publicity, Heidi Montag & husband Spencer Pratt, aka Speidi - aka Idiots - have gone a step too far even for them. 

They are now to go by their spiritual names of White Wolf and Running Bear, respectively. No really stop with the laughter, 'true story!

By their own admission, they:

"are getting more in-tune with our spirituality ... and will be known as the name our creator has given us – our true native-AMERICAN names."

Pratt by name, PRATITA & PRAT by nature... Respectively of course! BTW, if you listen closely, you'll soon hear the collective hum of all Native-Americans saying 'Aw Crap, not them too?!'

Jesse checks into Rehab... Friggin' predictable

Taking his lying, cowardly cue from the Tiger Woods book of How to pull the wool over a partner's eyes mend a marriage AFTER all that indiscretions, aka cheating, Jesse James (Memba him?... Oscar winning Sandra Bullock's no-good douche of a husband) has gone into Rehab. 

Um, 'thinking he'll need a lot more than that to win anyone - including his wife, kids & self-respect  - back with this 'stunt'!

But let's indulge him right?!

According to TMZ Jesse is in Sierra Tucson -- a clinic that specializes in drug, alcohol and sex addiction -- and even bragged to some cops earlier, that he was off to 'save his marriage'.

Think this will make oscar winner Sandra take him back? We think/hope NOT! Have you seen the 'minger' (British term for extreme fuglies - just go with it) sluts he hooked up with?

Eugh, eugh, EUGH!!! 

Ricky Martin is Gay

So nothing new to report then?! What straight man do you know can move his hips as good as Ricki? Exactly.

His words:

A few months ago I decided to write my memoirs, a project I knew was going to bring me closer to an amazing turning point in my life. From the moment I wrote the first phrase I was sure the book was the tool that was going to help me free myself from things I was carrying within me for a long time. Things that were too heavy for me to keep inside. Writing this account of my life, I got very close to my truth. And this is something worth celebrating.

For many years, there has been only one place where I am in touch with my emotions fearlessly and that's the stage. Being on stage fills my soul in many ways, almost completely. It's my vice. The music, the lights and the roar of the audience are elements that make me feel capable of anything. This rush of adrenaline is incredibly addictive. I don't ever want to stop feeling these emotions. But it is serenity that brings me to where I'm at right now. An amazing emotional place of comprehension, reflection and enlightenment. At this moment I'm feeling the same freedom I usually feel only on stage, without a doubt, I need to share.

Many people told me: "Ricky it's not important", "it's not worth it", "all the years you've worked and everything you've built will collapse", "many people in the world are not ready to accept your truth, your reality, your nature". Because all this advice came from people who I love dearly, I decided to move on with my life not sharing with the world my entire truth. Allowing myself to be seduced by fear and insecurity became a self-fulfilling prophecy of sabotage. Today I take full responsibility for my decisions and my actions.

If someone asked me today, "Ricky, what are you afraid of?" I would answer "the blood that runs through the streets of countries at war...child slavery, terrorism...the cynicism of some people in positions of power, the misinterpretation of faith." But fear of my truth? Not at all! On the contrary, It fills me with strength and courage. This is just what I need especially now that I am the father of two beautiful boys that are so full of light and who with their outlook teach me new things every day. To keep living as I did up until today would be to indirectly diminish the glow that my kids where born with. Enough is enough. This has to change. This was not supposed to happen 5 or 10 years ago, it is supposed to happen now. Today is my day, this is my time, and this is my moment.

These years in silence and reflection made me stronger and reminded me that acceptance has to come from within and that this kind of truth gives me the power to conquer emotions I didn't even know existed.

What will happen from now on? It doesn't matter. I can only focus on what's happening to me in this moment. The word "happiness" takes on a new meaning for me as of today. It has been a very intense process. Every word that I write in this letter is born out of love, acceptance, detachment and real contentment. Writing this is a solid step towards my inner peace and vital part of my evolution.

I am proud to say that I am a fortunate homosexual man. I am very blessed to be who I am.

Long & Deep... Now 'off to collect the bet we've just won - 'HH' (you-know-who-you-are) Pay up sucker!

Mischa Barton does the 'barefaced' Look

Well, that was her intention.

Um, We'll give her this... She does look a lot better than the last time and not a pimple in sight. You're welcome Mischa!

Lindsay Lohan + mysterious white powder in her shoe...

= No comment from us!

Well, maybe just 1, Please sort yourself out Linds!

Fair enough the powder in her shoe is/may be totally innocent... Giving her track record with "substance abuse" & her current state of mind, OUR own mind wanders to other bad possibilities.

It's wrong of us - we know - but ('shame the devil) didn't you also have negative thoughts?!

Jennifer brings bubblegum wrapper to premiere

Sorry - The above Caption is meant to read: 

"Jennifer Aniston WEARS bubblegum wrapper to the French premiere of her latest flop movie". 'Blaming the miswritten mistake on the fact that we are still reeling from her stylist's fashion Faux pas. NOOOO... not Jen too?!

We'll forgive her for this BUT not the movie. Yikesy - 'un terrible filme'! P.S:- Gerard has taken their ridic PDAing to the lowest poss level it can go... Right down to her yoga-toned a**. See:

Jeez Gerard ('just friends' our a**) STEP AWAY from her butt and don't let her current BF catch you doing that. Her current man being... Oh, how insensitive of us!!!

W-O-R-K it Cameron!

If we were Cameron Diaz's co-star/ex BF Justin trousersnake Timberlake's girl, aka sourpuss Jessica Biel, we'd be worried right about...

... NOW.

Random question: What's the best way to remind your ex you've totes moved on? 'Show off "the goods" &/or skin. You go/show him Cameron!!!

FYI, according to the script, J.T & Cammy D's characters are to dry-hump the hell out of each other until something 'premature' happens... All in the name of movie making, of course. 

Once again, We'd advise Jessica to hitch a tent - 24/7 - on-set OR ELSE!

Random: Uma Thurman's movie bombs!

Watch the Trailer and judge for yourselves why:

Personally we are shocked ANYONE paid to see that - It made under $150 in the U.K and $80,000 in the U.S! Back to the drawing board eh producers? 

Dang... Victoria Justice has grown

This is one hawt 17 year-old actress/model/singer! 

Taylor Lautner et others... get on it.

Shoe watch:

Zippy gorgeous!

Presenting the Pinkett-Smiths

Plus Jackie Chan.

What? THIS is a mother of 2/3?

You go Girl! 

'Putting down the calorific snack, as we post this, in 4, 3, 2... 

Cool 'kicks' Justin Bieber

For our baby readers (especially Faithie) -  Presenting your daily Justin Bieber. He's even got his own mini-bling... Aw!!!





Hell yeah, even WE are hitching our cart onto the 'Bieber bandwagon'! 

'Jailbait' Taylor brings the sex appeal

Sigh! 

To be a Teenage girl again...

... We'd be on him like a Fat kid descends on any nearby muffin! Apologies to any Fat kids hurt by our analogy.

BTW, Still single Taylor?

Katy Perry gets almost as slimy as...

... her fiancé Russell Brand.

We did say ALMOST!

Our girl-crush Zoe brings a ton of adorabs!

How beautiful - yet comfortable - does Zoe Saldana look attending the Kids Choice?!

Not wanting to mention any names (Katy Perry) but the show is not about 'some' publicity-hungry egos. It's for the kiddies... So try to keep the outfits as P.C-but-seski as poss. 

'K ladies!

Demi + Joe + Kids Choice awards = 'Loving' display

Ever since she revealed she'd been dating Joe Jonas, seems nothing can separate Demi Lovato from her man-boy.

Young love, too presh! 

Glad to see they kept the PDA purity ring appropriate.

Finally Rihanna gets it right!

Minus the two-toned hair, shoulder pads, ankle socks,...

... Em, on second thoughts, she gets a B+ for this look. Maybe next time it'll be an A+?!

Sandra's joke/words come back to haunt her

Poor Oscar winner Sandra Bullock. 

While attending the 'People's Choice' months ago, she shared what was meant to be a 'private joke', with The Insider’s Niecy Nash, but which now screams 'HINDSIGHT'.



Her now ironic words:

“If I were Elin, man, I would have hit a lot more than she did - I would have kept hitting!”  

“Yeah, [Elin] stopped. She was respectable. I’d get the baseball bat, I’d get everything out.”

From the sound of it, maybe it IS best she's moved out of the marital home - for Jesse's sake!

Also, this is meant to be her 'moment' (winning that Oscar that we keep mentioning)  but instead she's had to hide away, canceling appearances - the latest being the Kids Choice - and helplessly watch as ho-after-ho comes out revealing their nasty hookups with that no-good sonofab***ch Jesse. 

Poor oscar winning Sandra!

Michelle (aka White Power) hits back!

Listen up readers/fellow bloggers/moral folk, if you were one of those that called Michelle 'Bombshell'- aka Slut 1 who helped Idiot Jesse James do a Tiger wreck his marriage - such mean names like "tattooed whore", "white supremacist slut", "$1.99 trick"... (you get the picture) She's got a message for you.

Slut 1 Michelle's words - via Twitter:

"For all you internet warriors on here talking s**t...it's easy to place judgement when your sitting behind a keyboard. Get off your God dam high horse, your s**t don't smell like roses either. Let him who is without sin cast the first stone...in other words F**K YOU"

(Please feel free to insert any white trash and/or hooker jokes here)

Right... So the subliminal message splitsup.com got from the above rant is she wants us to go 'all Biblical' and start stoning all those evil bitches that KNOWINGLY help any stupid Douchebag husband to commit adultery. Our 1st stone will have her nasty a** name all over it!

Note to our readers: Ignore us - 'Say NO TO VIOLENCE! Unless...

Mischa's still going with her Retro theme

For those still undecided whether a polka-dot-mini-jumpsuit Look is/was a Good OR Bad Fashion choice? Well, Mischa Barton has made that decision for you.

Em... Okay then!

Random Quickie: Courtney Love...

Discuss this former addict part-time actress/troubled rocker's latest look:

Is that hair the result of a bad perm? Hmm, Moving on...

Guess who needs an intervention - and we are not suggesting one because of her horrific Fashion choices?

Gerard promotes a movie NOT 'The Bounty'

K, even we have to say this... 'The Bounty' sucked a** - and we've sat through some bad romcoms in our time - so it's good to see Gerard Butler has stopped flogging that dead horse to water and is promoting his latest movie, 'How to Train Your Dragon' instead.

He's looking good (no beer gut in sight) so here's hoping he and co-star Jennifer Aniston (plus us) put that poor-excuse-of-a-movie at the back of our memories. 

Filed under "1 hrs. 46 min. (plus credits time) that we'll never get back"!

Tiger and LeAnn had a 'thing' before?

Nothing surprises us as far as adulterous ho' LeAnn Rimes is concerned but this latest scandaloso - Aha, 'still on the Spanish theme - takes the biscuit.

 

According to US Mag LeAnn hooked up with fellow adultering Idiot Tiger Woods, in '02, long before she (or he) got married to their now estranged spouses. Once a born whore...

The source's words:

"They hooked up and everything, Tiger was really into her. He likes those blondes!

Then her dad almost had a heart attack, And he made her stop seeing Tiger."

If this story is true, we've glad to see that LeAnn is always 1 step/years ahead of her fellow Slutitas! We'll stop the Spanish-isms now. 

Vanessa... Oopsie!

'Memba that time you bought that dress and thought you were the shitz but forgot to take off the price tag before wearing it out in public? And then being photographed? 

No? Well Vanessa Hudgens does now!

At least she's fully clothed this time... Anyhoo, not to worry, she did rock the look - minus "Gypsy" tag (cheap-plug-cheque to be sent to splits H.Q. please) of course - from the front. See:

'We will always have her fashionista back (sisterhood style) even if she is still dating the lusciousness that is Zac Efron. Sigh!

Oh Jesse...

... 'Turns out adulterer/tattoo lover Jesse James, aka Sandra Bullock's no-good husband, has been doing a Tiger Woods for ages now, having had loads of extra-marital affairs behind the 'Oscar winner's' back. 

Oh, and he also settled a sexual harassment case a couple of years back. Oh Jesse indeed!

TMZ say Mistress/dirty whore No. 3, Brigitte Daguerre, has surfaced claiming she had a 4-times quickie affair with him but she cut it off sooner than the other women. 

What? A whore with a conscience? 'Doubt it... she probably decided her "monkey" (his own chosen word) was not as good in the bedroom as she thought. Also, looking at her pictures, she has no obvious tattoo-overload as the other 2 aka 'slut 1', Michele 'WP' Bombshell & slut 2, Melissa 'Police fighter' Smith. He sure knows how to pick 'em!

You disgust us with your chronic, cheater disease Jesse.

Bit of good news for Sandra though, her step-daughter Sunny's mum, Janine James, insists she will allow the special bond/relationship the 'oscar winner' - yes we are still mentioning her win - and Sunny (who she takes care of like her own) to continue. Her words:

"If Sandra decides to keep a relationship going with our daughter Sunny, I would in no way stop that.

Sunny loves Sandy and vice versa. She's welcome to be a part of every aspect of Sunny's life. She has taken care of our daughter as if she was her own ... she sacrificed much ... and I will forever be indebted to her for that."

Translation: Even a former drug addict/pornstar - like Janine - feels for poor 'oscar winner' Sandra. Again... YOU DISGUST US JESSE JAMES!

Jessica Alba is sexy Day and/or Night

'Great face, bod, marriage - minus those Lohan allegations - and now effortless Fashion sense. Life isn't fair sometimes! 

DAY:

NIGHT:

Note to self: Flirty Florals and metallic prints are still in. (For 'K')

Taylor & Glee's Cory aka Finn dating?!

Not letting her recent split from Twilight jailbait Taylor Lautner slow her down, word is Taylor Swift is dating Glee star Cory Monteith. Well they did make a cute couple at the Grammys!

Now not wanting to do a Kanye West style bullying (and still her thunder) you know we love us some Swift but we're kinda wondering how many more hot, young up-n-coming actors she'll go through before she turns 21?!

In other words, hope this is just a platonic thing and nothing more or else... a starlet's Reputation is easily damaged. Nuff said Taylor! 

Plus he's like 27 years-old to her 20. Translation: 'Borderline age-inappropriate.

Lindsay Lohan parties 3 days in a row!

Same ol' thing with this one.

SUNDAY:

Crown Bar in West Hollywood

MONDAY:

Teddy's nightclub in West Hollywood

And finally on TUESDAY:

Trousdale on Sunset Boulevard...

... Where she leaves the club, drunk-stumbles, eats the floor (and some dry plants) & then later crashes at a friend's house. To get ready and do it all over again come the weekend Linds?!

Alas memories of Paris are but a distant memory. Welcome back, 'missed her crazy partying lifestyle. Though this is not much of a life for such a talented actress that she was/is!