GMILF: Helen Mirren

Wowie Mamma Mirren!





She's --like kinda-- ancient but has still got it. Seski!

Random: It has already begun!

By 'it' we are referring to Katy Perry's dwindling Fashion choices. Just look at this 'sin'!





'Predicted nothing good was to come out of her wardrobe after her engagement to BF Russell Brand! A man who should have a much needed long shower & shave.

Oh and she MAY also want to disinfect him too?! Just in case...

Shamless LeAnn + Eddie + Date at a Bar...

... = Karaoke! Sounds about right for the Hick-biyatch!

Anyone remotely interested to see or hear 'it' Watch this:




'Yawning!!! She'll get hers soon... Don't fret Brandi Glanville et all.

Idiot of the week: NOT Tiger Woods!

Have a sit down kids whilst we tell you a story... It is the story of how a morally bankrupt man, John Edwards, singlehandedly ruined his political life and now his marriage of 31 years. He had it coming!



Idiotic John was in the race to becoming the Democratic Presidential candidate (up against Barack Obama & Hillary Clinton) and had a real chance too.

Well he lost it all once it was revealed he was cheating on wife Elizabeth --during the same time she was diagnosed with Breast Cancer BTW-- at first he lied about it, even getting his homewrecking ho’ preggers but Finally (after an Oprah ‘exclusive’ sit down with Elizabeth & intense media scrutiny) coming clean saying he’d "done wrong". Like Duh!

Suffice to say after being Named-n-Shamed by the National Enquirer, he has lost any moral high ground and now FINALLY his wife has seen sense and left his lying, two-timing a**. FYI... his feelings on their separation is classic, he calls it:

“An extraordinarily sad moment”

Again, Duh!

So what exactly is the moral to this story? Never lie or cheat kiddies. The truth and/or Karma always comes back somehow to bite you in you-know-what in a spectacular way and if you’re really ‘lucky’... it will happen within the glare of negative publicity. Oh, Plus being found out by the ‘Enquirer? What a Rookie mistake.

Kudos to Elizabeth though... Now she can direct all her attention to the most important things in her life... Her children, mending her broken heart and fighting that darn Cancer! NOT on John (thankfully) anymore.

Who is THAT with our man?

Uh Oh!

'Here come out the claws... What ze Eff is our boo Kellan Lutz doing posing with/holding "Melrose Place" actress Katie Cassidy at not 1 but 2 separate events? Is she --can't even bring ourselves to say it-- his new --breathe... dammit-- GF/hot-new-piece?

So --like-- Fair enough they DID present a People's Choice Award together. Exhibit A:

But did he have to be with her backstage as well? Exhibit B:

Plus her head lean? Please, so not subtle. Since seeing this, we've suspected she/our rival biyatch may WANT HIM too!

Finally, Exhibit C, them at the Lisa Kline Boutique Launch Party:

Aw hell to the N-O!

She had better be a distant cousin or married to his best friend or something or else! Dark cave... Crawling into... Inconsolable hot tears... Falling... singing "I can't live if living is without you" over & over & over again.

No really, what is up with them? Keep any confirmatory evidence to yourselves people... No need to add to the pain!

Update/wonderful news: Katie is apparently dating Jarret Stoll aka 'Classy', spineless guy who waited till the dying second and called off his wedding to Rachel Hunter? By mass Emailing guests! Remember him?

Whatevs! Who really give a whatsit about her silly BF choices, so long as she steps away from our man... We knew he was faithful to us all along... Oh, and NO, watching his every move/monitoring every single girl he's seen with is soooo not stalking. Our line of defense will hold up in court, 'Checked it!

Random: Good Advice we all need...

... Dude's NUGGET FOR TODAY.

THE WIZARD OF CROW.

Perhaps one of the best literary works to have come from Africa in the 21st century is the critically acclaimed “Wizard of the Crow” by the Kenyan Ngugi wa Thiong’o, professor of English at the University of California . Set in the mythical Free Republic of Aburiria, the book is a masterpiece in its accuracy of reflecting the sad situation of a continent and its many peoples.

The major characters are a dictatorial leader and a not so “witchy” wizard. In the end, the good triumphs over evil, the good in this case being the wizard of course. But unfortunately, in the reality of our world good doesn’t always win the war. In fact, it’s quite often hard to tell who the good is and who the bad in our everyday situations is. Maybe it’s the party on whose side we’re on that we’ll call noble. We like to say that life really isn’t all black and white. But in truth, it is. There’s hardly ever a middle point between the truth and a lie, or good and evil. Why? Because truth is absolute, and good is absolute. Anything short of the absolute doesn’t quite meet the mark. So, you’re either honest all the way or you’re not at all. You can choose to be good, but to be good isn’t conditional, and shouldn’t be determined by our moods. And to be an absolute in terms of good or honor means we must be willing to endure quite a bit: Persecution, inconvenience and frustrations are common-place for this minority.

Our nugget has gone abstract, but certainly not moral. OK maybe a little moral, but we’re not on a “high horse”. It’s easy to forget that in life, we will be defined by our actions. Our friends and family will most likely say well of us, but what will total strangers say? When our stories are told and the works of our hands are judged, will be said to have been the “good wizard” fighting for what is right and noble, or a “dictator” seeking to plunder and live only for himself? Good is absolute, and the truth is absolute!

Regards,

Dude 'O'

Listen to Dude 'O' (who's, FYI, gone all proverbial today) Be good... Or try your darnest to be!

Are they or Aren't they Over?

The story that has rocked the Gossip world that Brangelina split up may be just that...

... A STORY fabricated by some members of the media --shame on you Daily Mail & NOTW -- who have nothing better to do than get Jen Aniston's hopes (not to mention ours) UP for no reason. The lying, Riff-Raff swine!



Anyhoo, PEOPLE are calling do-do-whack on the news even quoting multiple sources saying:

"Everything is fine"

That's it? "Everything is fine"?

Doesn't sound like a Full-hearted denial but on a lighter note, Brad still has that animal growing on his face (otherwise known as a graying beard) & Jennifer just donated $500,000 to Haiti but this isn't about her. Or is it?

Is Gerard kissing someone else NOT Jennifer?

Bit of bad news Jennifer Aniston fans... Looks like her rumored beau Gerard Butler has had enough of their makeout sessions and has found some OTHER mouth to fill.

Just watch the video below:

1:- Is that really Butler? Sadly it looks like him.

2:- Is he yet another man doing a Brad Pitt/cheating on poor Jen? 'Surely her heart can't take anymore heartache?!

3:- Who is the random Violin chick that sucks face with a man she just met like a second ago? Random chick's address will also be useful/much appreciated for us to go 'sort it' on Jen's behalf!

Pleeeeeease Say it ain't so but if it is... He got bloated Fat over the holidays so whatevs. Right Jen? Being kinda petty (we know) but she'll take it!

Random: Are you a constant Blamer?

... Dude's NUGGET FOR TODAY.

LIGHTS. CAMERA. ACTION!

If ever we make a list of the not-so-perfect areas of our lives, we’ll be on course to do an assessment of the lapses we’ve observed. While in the process of self-examination, it’s easy to find ourselves allotting blame and responsibility. Our failure to accept that job opening or the dinner invite from that dashing stranger should fall squarely on our shoulders. But a vast majority of the more serious issues will have their blames ascribed to others.

We blame our moms for the massive hips we’ve inherited, or the “short” nature of our heights. We blame our dads for not working hard enough when they should have, for if they did, we probably would’ve been born in more affluent times, attended Ivy League schools and played ping pong on the corridors of power. The impossible school teacher we had is responsible for our lack of interest in the sciences, and the sole reason why we aren’t working for NASA. We blame our boss for the poor pay and our unending frustrations at work, for it is he who makes the work environment a hellhole. Needless to say, nothing evades the truth more that shifting the blame. While others may have played some role in the disaster of a performance we may be tempted to call our lives, ultimately, we are the star actors, and the director even. We are pilots of our own lives; we (should) call the shots and take full responsibility. So what if mama gave us nasty genes? So what if our dads didn’t give us paradise? Shift the blame for all your can, but you play the lead role, and it’s your performance that critics will write about in the morning papers! So brace up and take charge!

The longer we assume that others have the power to determine what we make of our lives, the longer we remain ordinary. Today, a conscious effort at acknowledging our authority over our destinies would be perfect. Put the “would haves, could haves and should haves” in the trash can. Like Spielberg, be determined to be an extraordinary director, only this time of your life’s affairs. So if we’re set, it’s “Lights. Camera. Action!”

Regards,

Dude 'O'

Kinda like how WE (at splits...) blame our parents for making us the irresistible (albeit arrogant & a tad bitchy) 'beings we turned out as! It was just meant to be :)

So in other words, does this mean cheating whores --cough LeAnn et all-- didn't get their genes/selfish Me-Me-Me behavior from neither mummy nor daddy? Which means they MUST take full responsibility for their seedy, depraved actions with their otherwise-attached lovers?!

Makes sense Dude 'O'... reading you loud and clear!

It's Like the Sex-crazed gift that keeps giving!

Show of hands who else thinks Tiger Woods is an Idiot?

K, Then Who feels he learnt his lesson? You'd be sooo wrong (in your face suckers) because he kinda, sorta sounds like he loves to play with fire. Even when he is experiencing 3rd degree burns --Figuratively speaking of course-- Although with all the potentially countless extra-marital hookups he's had, 'something' should be burning 'down under' if you catch our drift!

Just read on peeps!

According to a story at the weekend, his latest mistress (aka shameless ho' who also partook in the affair-fest that was Tiger's private life) is some British mother of 2, Emma Rotherham. A source blabs:

'Emma was his most recent mistress. They had a very, very passionate relationship and she has dozens of text messages and emails from him. Some were even sent while Tiger was trying to patch things up with his wife. If those came out, they'd bury him.'

'Emma never tried to hide that she was Tiger's mistress and almost wore it as a badge of honour. All of her friends knew that she was seeing him, but agreed not to say anything as everyone looked up to Tiger.'

Oh it gets better... Apparently Tiger's team paid Emma half a mill hush money (in cash BTW) which we feel he should totally get back because she did not 'hush' too well what with the story being leaked an' all but digressing...

'Emma speaks very well with a posh English accent and Tiger loved it. He thought she sounded classy and sexy.'

... Classy? HA! Plus it was revealed he was jealous of her been chatted up by other men, he even got her to wear a wedding ring to throw them off her scent?

The nerve of the man! Like HIS own wedding band put off all them heifers but again we digress... Her code talk whenever the pair were hooking up was --wait for it-- She was off for a "golf lesson". Oh and like the other gullible-but-loose women, she too thought she was 'the only one'. Well apart from his legally married wife. Of course!

The main person coming off as Unclassy and unsexy is Mr "can't-keep-it-zipped" Woods! 'Wifey Elin better get some sense (as well as a highly experienced divorce attorney) and get hers.

Just calling it as it is/you know it!

Work it Girl!

Who knew Rihanna had it in her to look this elegant? Such an improvement from you-know-what... Totally 'Hearting' the complete package!

FRONT:

& BACK

There's not a hair out of place... Believe us we checked... Closely. 'Off to frame this. It's a Keeper!

Keep it up Ri! Highly unlikely we know but 'can live in Hope.

Totes Random: Someone ELSE has to dress Lady Gaga!

Seriously! It will be for the visual-benefit of the entire Fashion world when that happens.

'Keeping Fingers, Toes (& maybe eyelashes) crossed for it to be sooner rather than later because THIS:

Should NEVER be allowed to happen in 2010! Now 'off to get and figure out how a memory time-machine works. Stat!

Has IT Finally happened?

Word on the street is Brangelina are over!

REPEAT... Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have reportedly called it Quits. as in Split Up! That sound you here may be us cackling right along with Karma. Sound like the Lord finally had mercy on wronged Jen Aniston?!

We'll just file this under the "Kinda Maybe" because there has been no definitive confirmation but...

... OMG, a source told News of the World (see the other reason why it's suspect)

"The document was signed in early January. Both Brad and Angelina had signed it. The contract was like a tailor-made version of a pre-nuptial agreement except for an unmarried couple's split.

"It seemed clear they want the world to know they'll both play a part in the upbringing of the children. But Angelina will actually be the one who lives with them full-time."

"There's no date for when the contract would come into effect.

"But the paperwork is already organised for a break- up - and for it to be as unmessy for them as possible. It is clear it's a case of when they break up rather than if."

For the skeptics of this story (us included) there is no point blaming that 'beard-thing' on Brad's face. Let's all patiently watch how this plays out, THEN start to ask/speculate on reasons Why! In other words, Don't break out the Champers yet Jen!

If these 2 truly have broken up, this will provide most of splitsup.com's posts for the entire year!

'Trash' attend Paris Fashion Week!

Looks like ANYTHING can get a 'Show ticket/invite these days!

Why even bother to wear nude underwear, Amber Rose (aka Kanye West's "$2-dollar paid piece") with that... Um... Dress? Yeah like THAT helps/makes it better!



Not to mention Kanye + Those leather ruffled pants + the sparkly man-loafers = EDGY TRAGIC!

Classy these 2 ARE NOT! All Caps Lock used in this post... Homage to the "King of CAPS" Kanye.

Hayden Panettiere sure likes 'em Old.

Like really, REALLY OLD!

Hayden's new man is some Ukranian boxer, Vladimir Klitschko (see pic below) who has the face OF a boxer as well as looks older than the 33 years that he is. What is wrong with this woman-child's lover choices?!



He is the one on the left. Or is that right? Whichever one he is... Are we all agreed she can do soooo much better that THIS?

Oh and ForgotToSayEarlier, she is no longer a Blonde but now an Auburn --How else can we describe that shade-- Which has made her look all-washed-out and pale. This is even after the Tan she got from her Miami hookup-fest she just had with Vladimir.

Frigging Side Bar: Here is Vlad dropping her off at the airport:



No word if he dropped off her sense (ability-to-choose-to-date-only-hotties) too or took it with him. Just saying!

Red Alert: Britney is going DOWNhill!!!

SOB (Save Our Britney) y'all... Seen Britney lately? The T-Shirt says it all!



Granted she's exiting the gym, Still WTF is with the look Brit?

The last time she looked anything close to this bad was during her K-Fed days and remember how that ended???

Exactly! Take charge Conservator-Dad Jaime Spears and BF Jason 'he gets 1/3 already' Trawick.

How does Michael keep Catherine happy? Viagra!!!

OMGee!

Michael Douglas has revealed what special 'tool' he uses to put that smile on wife Catherine Zeta Jones' face (and no it isn't the TOOL you gutter-minds are thinking it is) It is the blue pill otherwise known as Viagra. He admitted it? In print?



In some TMI interview with American magazine AARP, 65 year-old Michael said about his relationship with 40 year-old Catherine:

'God bless her that she likes older guys,'

'And some wonderful enhancements have happened in the last few years - Viagra, Cialis - that can make us all feel younger.'

Michael... Not really sure Cat will be too thrilled to know her 'a lot older' husband has told the world he can't get it up without the aid of you-know-what?! Plus the 'she likes older guys' line? Oh Michael...

Random but Funny-as-hell: Heidi's Album is a flop

Ha Ha!

This is some funny shitz... Heidi Montag's latest album (yes sadly this is her 2nd) is a mayjah flop. It has only sold just over 1,000 copies. Copies no doubt bought by her and that douche husband of hers, Spencer Pratt!

P.S:- Watch the vid below to see the result of all the 'work' she's had done:



Just last week, the delusional reality starlet told EW:

"I put every dollar I have into this. I've spent over $1 million, almost $2 million, on this album. It's cost as much or more than a Britney Spears album because I wanted it to be that quality... The songs will make an impact in pop history."

With all that plastic surgery she's had, even though her face looks like it's saying she's A-Okay...

Deep down, Really deep down, underneath all the "superficial" (her album title BTW) crap, she is surely hurting. Both physically & mentally. Pity her face can't move to express that!

Random: 'Hope the world becomes a fair & better place!

... Dude's NUGGET FOR TODAY.

A NUGGET WITH A SOUL.

When they roll the dice, and the portions allotted to everyman for that which will be his burden for his journey on earth, I imagine that the only one smiling is the One rolling the dice on our destinies. We have no control over whose home we’re born into, the living conditions we hope to find or the location we hope to be raised. Some will be born to the irresponsible, others to the wealthy and yet some others will be born in some war-torn desert in the middle of nowhere.

Even when all of our birth conditions are as perfect as can be, we still cannot control many other aspects of our existence on earth. We certainly cannot control the weather or the occurrence of natural disasters. In light of this, empathy for those living in circumstances that fall short of what we’re accustomed to is in order. Whom do we blame for the ice storm in Germany or the drought in the Sudan , or the earthquake in Haiti ? The global warming lingo may fall off our lips carelessly, or the ancient nomadic lifestyles of their ancestors or the voodoo they are rumored to practice in strange degrees may be held to blame. But in fairness, no one bargains for disaster and untold hardships. It is in these times, when the closest we come to the sufferings of millions others is the distance between us and our TV screens, that we must practice the art of empathy. A simple word of prayer, the all too valuable widows mite or any other form of assistance would be appropriate.

When a natural disaster occurs, it’s easy to act disconnected. We make the damage the topic of our conversations; we talk about those who are suffering as though we were discussing happenings on the planet Pluto, failing to realize that the sufferer could have been any one of us. Today, our nugget is sober thinking about those who are suffering in some part of the world, like Haiti for instance. Yes, this same nugget that professes vanity does have a soul. Feel free to follow suit!

Regards,
Dude 'O'

'Have no wise cracks for this one... We too have a soul and hope those in pain & turmoil around the world get some peace ASAP!

Will John Mayer EVER shut the F*** up?

Sounds like the mouth-diarrhea ridden singer can't help himself!

In the latest issue of Rolling Stones Mag, John had this to say about ex-GF Jen Aniston:

"I'm the asshole. I burned the American flag. I basically murdered an ideal. I've never really gotten over it. It was one of the worst times of my life. I have this weird feeling, a pride thing, for the people I've had relationships with. What would I be saying to Jen, who I think is fucking fantastic, if I said to her, 'I don't dislike you. In fact, I like you extremely well. But I have to back out of this because it doesn't arc over the horizon. This is not where I see myself for the rest of my life, this is not my ideal destiny.'

Okaaaaaaay! "Burned the American flag"? WTeffingF?!

Moving right along... On what he looks for in a Lover:

"Aren't we talking about a matrix of a couple of different things here? Like, you need to have them be able to go toe-to-toe with you intellectually. But don't they also have to have a vagina you could pitch a tent on and just camp out on for, like, a weekend? Doesn't that have to be there, too? The Joshua Tree of vaginas? ...I'll be happy when I close out this life-partner thing. Think of how much mental capacity I'm using to meet the right person so I can stop giving a fuck about it."

--Crickets--

Finally, revealing his fave past-time (DO NOT READ ON Mum & Dad) he said:

"I have masturbated myself out of serious problems in my life. The phone doesn't pick up because I'm masturbating. And I have excused myself at the oddest times so as to not make mistakes. If Tiger Woods only knew when to jerk off. It has a true market value, like gold bullion. First of all, I don't jerk off because I'm horny. I'm sort of half-chick. It's like District 9. I can fire alien weapons. I can insert a tampon. No, I do it because I want to take a brain bath. It's like a hot whirlpool for my brain, in a brain space that is 100 percent agreeable with itself."

TMI... Jeez Dude... Stop talking Already. Please!

Jennifer + Gerard + 'Globes = Full Make-out Sesh!

Look at the photo below of Jennifer Aniston & Gerard Butler and then try to convince us these 2 haven't been 'at it' incognito?! It's in the subtlety of their hand gestures... Trust our judgment/paranoia.



Any blind Bat could see the 'sexual chemistry' oozing from these two at the Golden Globes with a source saying:

‘After they presented, they were drinking Moet backstage. At one point, they were making out in the kitchen. They were attached at the hip all night.’

‘They definitely seem very couple-y. Produces for the show were actually laughing about it over their walkie-talkies.’

Yes, yes, yeeees!!!

Finally is this the confirmation we've wanted that the co-stars have been 'canoodling' on & OFF screen? Sounds like it.

'Feeling positivity about this one SO Gerard better not be toying with our emotions (Oh, and/or Jen's) with this!

Mel's Baby Mama to remain "a wonderful mother" ...

... And that is all that's on offer for now!

Sounds like Mel Gibson doesn't seem to have any urgent future plans to --sorry for this-- 'Put a Ring On' his Baby Mama Oskana whats-her-face's finger! Why? Read on.



In a recent interview, 'Christian' father of 8, Mel said:

"Lucia, luckily, looks more like her mother than me and is an angel and the mother, turns out she's a wonderful mother. She'd make anyone a wonderful wife, but for the moment, she's a mother."

The Phrase "Why buy the Milk when the Cow jumped/threw herself on him for free" --albeit slightly remixed by us-- springs to mind but whatevs! That poor woman has had that homewrecking smirk of hers plastered all over her smug face... surely even she never saw this move coming.

Plus if you ask us... Osky brought this on herself.

It is clearly stated in the Goldiggers-101-Handbook that a 'digger must first always seal the deal (make it legit) before popping out any little buggers/kids for her gullible-but-rich husband. Even if alcohol and/or drugs are used to 'encourage' her prey!

Tut-tut-tut! Novice mistake... Learn the right steps ladies and stop slacking on the job.

Jessica is single. Yet AGAIN!

Poor thing can't seem to catch a break these days but... Jessica Simpson is already back on the market.

Hence the reason why we'll eternally leave her on our 'HOTTIES' back-on-the-MARKET list! Quickie: Is she still deemed a "hottie" these days? What with the weight gain an' all?!



Also explains why in God's name she wore THAT black blazer No-No to some film premiere a few days ago?!

Anyhoo, Jessica just split up with her BF (of less than 10 minutes) Smashing Pumpkin's Billy Corgan. Some bitch-a**ed source --so a frenemy BTW-- blabbed:

"Jessica loved spending so much time in and out of the studio with Billy. She's in awe of his musical prowess, and it adds to her feelings for him, but they are not dating.

"Dating Jessica publicly can be intense. Billy maintains a quiet, private music-focused life and the taste of publicity he got while being with Jessica was an eye opener.

"Billy likes Jessica, but he will work to keep their relationship as it is and focus on the music. They are not getting serious, but Jessica has had so much fun with him."

Um... is it just us but sounds like 'someone' --cough Jessica cough-- got dumped! Plus in our mind, here's how the conversation went:

Billy:- Well Jessie-hun, I really, really kinda like you & stuff but em... maybe we should just stay buddies and concentrate on the music

Jessica:- Huh, you mean like make sweet music together like I did with my ex-husband Nick Lachey and ex-boyfriend John Mayer?

Billy:- Please do not make a scene but understand this Lady, It will NEVER work out between us. I'm sorry but Hey, let's go conquer the music world showcasing your talents. And by talent, I mean your voice although you DO have a pair of Talents I can see/appreciate from a distance! What??? Too inappropriate 'FRIEND'?

Jessica:- (sobbing) Why won't anyone love me? Is it because 'am fat? Needy? Still reeling from being dumped by my other ex Tony 'lying rat' Romo?

Billy:- (awkwardly & slowly walking away from the hot mess that is a slightly chubby has-been pop princess 'losing' it)

AGAIN, this lil' scenario is only in our minds and wasn't how it ended with them. Although, If we were betting people/avid gamblers, the smart money says it is close to reality!

Oh how everybody wishes ANYONE will hurry up and love/stand Jess... But rest easy y'all, her Popanager (Joe Simpson) together with a very concerned splitsup.com will even resort to paying!

FTSE (Forgot To Say Earlier)... Still no word if this latest heartache will either aid her to loose the Baby-fat or push her over the comfort-eating Edge. In other words... be on standby Cheesecake Factory!

Heidi has just had A LOT of work done!

Does she never learn? Now she truly is fully plastic!

TMZ has more photos of her 10 plastic surgery treatments which included:

* Mini brow lift
* Botox in forehead and frown area
* Nose job revision
* Fat injections in cheeks, nasolabial folds and lips
* Chin reduction
* Neck liposuction
* Ears pinned back
* Breast augmentation revision
* Liposuction on waist, hips, outer and inner thighs
* Buttock augmentation

Does the work include a 'personality transplant' or 'permanent Jaw-wiring-shut' procedure you ask? Eh, Sadly no!

All that waste of money (espec during the recession) and she still looks like --and IS-- a Blonde, fake Airhead married to an Idiot/Prat who coincidentally DOES go by the name Pratt.

As in Spencer Pratt!

Is this Lindsay Lohan's new lover?

His name is Aurélien Wiik (yes it's a boy this time) and he has a job --thankfully-- as an actor. Oh and he is French so... Très bon! But what is she now? Bi-, Straight... 'can't keep up.



If you want to watch them making out (why anyone would we wonder) Click HERE

P.S:- Doesn't he kinda look like her ex Sam Ronson in the above pic? The cropped dark hair? Not too cute face? Goofball look?

Just BTW!

Nick & Selena: Back ON?

Former Teenage lovers Nick Jonas & Selena Gomez may have rekindled their Puppy-Love after being spotted --like totally together and stuff. That sound you hear is splitsup squealing for joy about these two!





According to TMZ, Nick and Selena were getting all cozy on a Chicago park bench... So it looks back on.

So long as it is NOT him and Miley Cyrus, again, we are happy!

Random 2.0: Two for One...

... Dude's NUGGET FOR TODAY.

MY IMPOSSIBLE FRIEND.

I have an impossible friend. And for some reason, I find consolation in thinking that we all have that impossible friend. The one who makes loving them so hard, we wonder to ourselves why we’re even friends in the first place. But whenever we question the relationship, we often find that having them in our lives is in more ways a plus and not so much of a minus. Why then are they so difficult and why won’t they just see things the way we’d like to have them see things?

It’s safe to say that you’ll be making a big mistake to think that any friendship worth its weight in gold is easy. To be a good friend takes plenty of sacrifice and persistence. In the sacrifice, we’ll find that many relationships will require of us our time, resources and emotions. Most even demand for honesty, trust and affection. For persistence, we must be prepared to put in the work if a worthy relationship must survive. We must be willing to endure their unusual mood swings, random attitude spells and a few careless words. But what makes them our friends in the first place should be our everyday reward for enduring the “abuse”: the laughs we share, the joy they bring, the struggles we’ve been through together or the promise of a worth-while future they hold. That relationship would be easier to grow if we introspectively come to terms with the fact that we’re all different, and that deep down, a major reason why we’re close friends with anyone else, is because we find that we share a lot in common, or we see our likeness in them, or we in like manner, are reaping our reward for being impossible to others.

Friendship requires plenty of work. We use the cliché analogy of a garden to drive home the point. A garden left untended never does too well. If a relationship does not take from us any effort whatsoever, then it’s probably not a very good one. Thus by inference, the more the work we put in, the better our chances of finding that truly perfect friend. This nugget talk aside, I still have an impossible friend!

Regards,
Dude 'O'

OMG... Two Nuggets in one day? Amazing advice once again!

Random: Infidelity is Bad...

... Dude's NUGGET FOR TODAY.

THE APPALACHIAN TRAIL.

The Appalachian Trail is a popular hiking route in the eastern United States . Made famous by its many visitors and hikers, the trail has earned for itself an unexpected reputation. In June of 2009, a serving United States governor admitted that he had lied when he told his staff (and the world) that he was exploring the Appalachian Trail when in fact the only exploration he was doing was in the arms of a woman who wasn’t his wife. Scandal broke, he lost his job and the rest is history.

So today, our nugget doesn’t go hiking nor lying. Instead we dare to ask the question: Why do so many go missing on the “ Appalachian Trail ”? Our world today views the act of infidelity as inevitable. Many argue that boys will be boys, and good mothers, they say, always know what to do. Whatever that means, there is no denying that infidelity eventually leads to hurt and a destruction of more than a few contraceptive wraps. We hurt the one to whom we owe our faithfulness, for if they knew about our wandering ways their trust in us would be destroyed and their love for us brought to question. We hurt the one with whom we “hike”. For indeed we show by our “keeping them on the side” that they are worth no more than a fraction of our heart. We hurt them with the false promise of one day leaving our partners to come be with them. So what makes “many-a-hiker” go in search of this famous “ Appalachian Trail ”? Some say boredom, others say an inborn desire to have more than one lover should be held to blame. Whatever your view, polygamy of any sort should be left undisturbed.

Your unfaithfulness to a lover only ends up doing more damage than you bargained for. We may get away with countless visits to “The Trail” but karma is a bitch they say, and you’ll be found out. Your disloyalty to the one who pays your bills is no more than a seed for the season of drought we’ll eventually encounter down the line. Punishment may come in a divorce or worse still, the guilt we’re forced to live with. Today, reflection is on point. The Appalachian Trail is a hiker’s delight, and not an excuse!

Regards,
Dude 'O'

Right on brother/Dude... All them stupid a**, cowardly biyatches out there who cheat, KNOW THIS, you "may get away with countless visits to “The Trail” but karma is a bitch they say, and you’ll be found out."

Believe that!!!

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