Aw Megan... oh how we missed that mouth. NOT!

Just when we thought time away from Megan Fox (with her kinda being MIA these days) will make the heart go fonder, she ruins it with yet another verbal-diarrhea interview.

Plus, speaking of 'diarrhea', she also discloses how she sometimes gets 'it' when she has to go onstage (TMI) and claims she has self-image issues. Who's fast becoming a (albeit hawt) white-lying attention seeker!

In October's issue of Cosmo, the Transformers hottie lies through her teeth/says:

"I'm very confident in how I project my personality, But in terms of how I look, I'm completely, hysterically insecure. I'm self-loathing, introverted and neurotic."

"People see a dark-haired girl with tattoos who's in an action movie, and it's 'She's the next Angelina, But I have nothing in common with her. If someone were to tell me she's a vampire, I'd go 'Yeah, okay, totally.' "

K, the last quote is true. She does have NOTHING in common with Angie... she hasn't stolen other people's husbands/boyfriends. Yet!

Update: Now ladies, read this out loud to your boyfriends and say Mega Fox says so:

"Women hold the power, because we have the vaginas. If you're in a heterosexual relationship and you're a female, you win."

Let's see if your relationship lasts after that!

Chris Brown: I still love Rihanna! Riiight...

During one of the numerous "damage-control" interviews he's currently doing, shamed woman-beater Chris Brown proclaims to still love battered ex Rihanna saying he 'never fell out of love with her'. Say what the effing what?!

In an interview (see this week's PEOPLE mag) Chris said:

"I never fell out of love with her. That just wouldn't go away."

He also spoke about his feeling about that night saying:

"I was distraught … I went to my mom on the same night and told [her] what happened and broke down."

Didn't he just tell Larry King he can't remember anything? So how did he know to call his mummy crying like a school boy-bitch?! Also, all the partying and flirting with all 'em hoochies in clubs kinda says otherwise Chris.

Quickie: Tyra is engaged y'all... (well sorta)

Tyra Banks may have finally gotten her 50-year-old businessman BF John Utendahl to put a ring on it. 'It's about time 'cause if she wants to beat rival Naomi Campbell to the altar, ('sounds petty but she seems the type) she'd better get a move on!

Girl was beaming from ear to ear when she accepted her Emmy (though one wonders how the overdramatic TV host could ever won one) as well as rocking some hardware on the 'promise forever' finger.

Congrats (sorta) to her! When is the wedding?

Chris has amnesia (surprise, surprise) about the 'Rihanna beatdown'!

In an upcoming 'Larry King' interview, Chris Brown tries to explain to Larry he does not remember what exactly happened that fateful night with ex GF Rihanna and he's still in 'shock' about the beating. Shoving that photo of her bruises in his face outta jog his memory!

Just watch this vid and listen to how he "doesn't remember it":

CHRIS BROWN TALKS TO LARRY KING
by thatsfunny

Uh-huh. 'Convenient how people aka wife-beaters who beat up a spouse 'black out' during the supposed attack!

Sienna spotted out with married co-star Johnny! 'Smells like trouble...

Uh oh, Sienna 'ho' Miller has been spotted having lunch (between rehearsals) with her 'Miss Julie' co-star Johnny Lee Miller (they're no way related) at Cafe Gitane in SoHo, NY. We are all familiar with her 'history'/affairs with married men!

Word of advice to Johnny's wife Michele Hicks, keep a beady eye on that Sienna. Also, ho's unattached new lover George Baker (still can't get over the fact she CAN actually date/sleep with a single man) must be getting pretty worried right about now!

Sienna and Johnny are currently starring in a new interpretation of August Strindberg's 'Miss Julie' (which is all about class, the battle of the sexes and love/lust) and here's their steamy ad poster:

FYI: Miller ('referring to Johnny not slutty Miller Sienna) has been married to Michele for a year and is also the first of Angelina Jolie's ex-husbands. Pure Coincidence that both aforementioned women (Angie and Sienna) have past homewrecking form? We think not!

Just saying. His wife better nip this budding 'friendship/co-star' shiz in the bud or else...

Bizarre tidbit: Michele and Angie have the same b-day, June 4th. Uno momento... What is Slutty S's?

'Just confirmed it's 28th Dec (Phew) but still... WATCH HER CLOSELY MICHELE! No silly wedding ring and/or mere kid(s) can stop this heifer.

Farrah's post-death drama continues!

Remember the shocking story of how Farrah Fawcett's supposed love Ryan O'Neal hit on/chatted up his own daughter Tatum at her funeral?

Well, it seems the WTF-list gets longer in the aftermath of her tragic death. The latest is a claim by some guy, Greg Lott! He is claiming to have had an 11-year love affair with the Charlie's Angel star that ended a mere 2 months before she died. Huh?

Speaking to the U.K DM, Lott (a former American footballer who met Farrah in the 60s) says:

We were blind, crazy, in love, Farrah was my best friend and my inspiration. We fell in love with each other all those years ago and we never really stopped loving each other. Our lives took us in very different directions but, in the end, her heart always came home to me and Texas.’

‘I last spoke to Farrah late on the night of April 9 – two-and-a-half months before she died. She was preparing to come home from a bout of treatment at St John’s Hospital in Santa Monica. She told me: “I’m coming home tomorrow. I love you and I will call you.’

He further talks of how O’Neal froze him out of Farrah’s life, (against her will) reveals how she addressed O’Neal as the ‘Fat F*** from the beach’ as well as reply to claims made by people that he is just "an ex lover trying to cash in" saying:

‘I have never cashed in on Farrah. Never. I would never have spoken out now except that some people are trying to rewrite history. What we had was very real. And I am grieving. All Ryan had to do was let me in to see her at Easter when she was dying.’

Unsurprisingly, Ryan O’Neal's spokesman calls this latest story ‘categorically false’ and a story by a 'bitter ex lover'. Although, oddly enough, Ryan’s own son Griffin O'Neal had this to say about this revelation:

‘I have to thank Greg Lott for one thing: For loving Farrah the way she deserved to be loved. Ryan was just there for the acclaim.’

Dayum! With a son like that... Who is telling the truth and who's barefaced lying?

Either way, can everyone just let Farrah (M.J & DJ AM) rest in peace.

DJ AM is dead!

What the.... Sorry to ruin our weekend but DJ AM (who cheated death in that '08 jet crash) is dead! He was found dead in his New York City apartment, the cause of death is unknown at this time. So sad!

There is growing speculation that in the past weeks, DJ AM, real name Adam Goldstein, was an emotional wreck after splitting up with his model GF Hayley Wood. According to a source:

"She ended it, and he didn’t want it to end. The breakup hurt him. He hadn't been in a good place lately. For the past week, he wasn't really around, he was keeping to himself, and he was blowing people off,"

Eerily, he tweeted the day before saying:

"New york, new york. Big city of dreams, but everything in new york ain't always what it seems."

His publicist released this statement:

"The circumstances surrounding his death are unclear. Out of respect for his family and loved ones, please respect their privacy at this time,"

'Sincere condolences to his poor family. Please, people, always turn to your loved ones in times of emotional difficulties!

RIP Adam.

Shania finally bounces back (from her marital woes)

Looks like Country singer Shania Twain (still looking good mami) may be engaged or somethin'. On her recent vacay, her boyfriend Frédéric Thiébaud (what a hawt name) and herself were each spotted wearing rings on 'those' fingers.

So... Is she? She does deserve a bit of good news after the year she's had!



Poor thing has been through the ringer since her marriage split (in '08) from no-good ex husband Robert "Mutt" Lange. Mutt/D-O-G cheated on Shania with her former BFF Marie-Anne Thiébaud.

For the slow ones, 'notice Marie's last name? Yep, she was married to Shania's current BF Frédéric at the time of the affair. It's like an episode of wife swap!

Recently she wrote a personal open letter to her fans on her offic website to assure them she's doing fine. She said:

"I feel very alive and well, ready to take on the gift of another year,"

"He [Frédéric] has been the most constant companion and support for both Eja and I. And having gone through the suffering of his family splitting apart at the same time and under the same extreme circumstances, he understands me better than anyone."

"We leaned on one another through the ups and downs, taking turns holding each other up. We've become stronger and closer through it all, as have our children, Eja and Johanna, Fred's 8-year-old daughter."

"Fred and I have certainly had a lot of laughs through the months," she says. "And while sharing these images with a very good friend of mine after each trip, she now affectionately refers to us as Lucy and Ricky Ricardo."

Heartwarmingly weird but sweet! 'Glad she's finally happy.

Emily Blunt is engaged to the 'Office' guy!

They've only been together since Nov. '08 (which is what... doing the math... like, 9 months) but it has been announced that Emily Blunt will marry her BF (of NINE MONTHS but moving right along) John Krasinski. When you 'know', you 'know'? Loved her in The Devil wears... BTW!



John's rep confirmed the eh, 'happy' news to PEOPLE saying:

"We can confirm that John and Emily are engaged,"

Well British actress Emily dated Michael Buble for well over 3 years and look how that one ended (Badly, he cheated on her) so 'guessing she doesn't want to waste any more time playing the field.

Congrats to the new (a tad naive) couple! How long do we give this one? Months? Years? Days (remember Britney's)?

Sidey: Apologies John's pic is not up, 'can't find a suitable one. Okay, Jeez... the truth is 'it's the NOSE' and she's much more attractive than him. There it is, all out in the open!

Alright--brrr--, brace yourselves, here's his photo:



'Warned you it wasn't pretty! Don't judge Emily for this, "she knows not..."

Adulterer made to carry a sign saying: I cheated!

This story is both Hilarious & pathetic at the same time! Some cheating man, who's wife later found him out, got him to perform a humiliating punishment in an attempt to try and gain her forgiveness. 'Humiliating for whom is the Million $ Question?!

William Taylor (of Centreville, Virginia) had to stand on a busy road holding a huge homemade sign around his neck that read:

'I CHEATED. THIS IS MY PUNISHMENT.

Watch the vid below:

(courtesy of Fox News)

Let's hope he learnt a valuable lesson. Show of hands, who else thinks all cheaters like LeAnn, Denise (Richards), Eddie & Balthazar(Getty) should be made to do this?

Random: Natalie Portman likes 'dirty rap'. Go figure!

K, this is way random but Adorably beautiful actress Natalie Portman (heart her) has revealed she likes her music in the form of "Dirty rap". Huh, she doesn't seem like the kind...



Anyhoo, in an interview for --eh-- "Interview", Portman, who is filming for the new movie 'Hesher', revealed her most unlikely passion/love:

"I've mostly been listening to dirty rap lately. That's sort of my scene, Really, really obscene hip-hop. I love it so much. It makes me laugh and then it makes me want to dance." (She then recited some X-rated lyrics from the Ying Yang Twins.)

Now this is unconfirmed but we think she's currently single, so any men out there who also love "Dirty Rap" and/or the Ying Yang twins, form an orderly queue!

Eddie: I'm committed to being a devoted father! ('Too easy...)

It's the gift that just keeps giving but adulterer Eddie Cibrian (we all know what he's been up to) is claiming to be "committed to being a devoted father".

Plus, it kinda sounds like he also wants to keep the matter private during his current "difficult" marital woes. Eh, no one BUT him made it difficult for him to keep it in his pants?!



Idiot-Douche (and failed husband & father) of the week Eddie had the sheer audacity to release this ironic statement:

"From the outset I have made a conscious decision to try and keep this matter private and not discuss it in the press. While my wife and I are dissolving our marriage, we will work together to parent our two children," he says of sons Mason, 6, and Jake, 2. "I love my boys very much. I want only the best for them and am committed to being a devoted father."

Twitty-Twat then finishes his delusional words with this gem:

"I will continue to be respectful and sensitive to this issue by not doing interviews about this ongoing private matter. I wish everyone would do the same."

If the affair was part of him doing his "respectful and sensitive" routine, 'hate to see him when he actually IS disrespectful and insensitive.

Oh, and using the words "private" and "matter" (twice no less) is flipping rich coming from him. Maybe the next time he cheats on his partner, he should think about doing it with an unknown woman. An ATTRACTIVE woman at that and NOT with rank, fugly, ho' of the mo' LeAnn Rimes!

Just saying Eddie...

Jesus co-stars in Madonna's new vid!

In the latest episode of the soap opera titled "Guess what that mid-life crisis 51 year-old woman has done next", Madonna has put Jesus Luz in her latest music video. Will this relationship/molestation with her 29 years younger toyboy never stop!

Moving on, here's a clip of the "Celebration" fuggery going down (He's the 'D.J' BTW):



The audacity of oldies these days...

Splitsup Prediction: she'll live to regret such a decision WHEN they eventually split up. Oh come on, You know that moment's around the corner! 'Not feeling the song either!

Spencer says Heidi is the new M.J! Is it drugs talking?

One half of modern-day christian couple 'Speidi', Spencer Pratt has announced his Playboy posing, tone-deaf wife Heidi Montag is the "new, modern day, 2010 Michael Jackson." Riiiight, just like in the same warped universe, Paris Hilton is still a virgin!




How, oh how did these two escape the swine flu epidemic while on their Mexico honeymoon? Someone please find a way to shut them up!

Divorcee Anne still sounds mad at her ex!

No amount of OMGs, WTFs will explain this video. Summary is Anne Heche is angrily talking smack about her lazy ass (her words) ex husband.. oh PLEASE WATCH IT:



Post-divorce drama is so hot. She should get over it already! Ain't she remarried with a new kid? Dang...

Lovin' the "Don't get married", "forever engaged is a wonderful thing"! Wise words?

Did you notice the sly dig at the ex when she was asked what he did for a living? The whole

"He goes out to the mailbox and he opens up the little mailbox door and goes, 'Oh! I got a check from Anne! Oh! I got a check from Anne! Yay!'

Translation, she still pays him spousal support. Note to self & readers; always get an ironclad prenup. ALWAYS!

Katie's new f***buddy: I love her!

British 'ho'-wrecker Katie Price's latest shag buddy Alex Reid has declared his love for her. What already? Man-biyatch please, It's only been weeks! He's incredibly ugly BTW



Alex tells NOW Magazine:

"We have an amazing connection. It's something I can't describe in words. We spend an hour just looking at each other in the eyes - it's mad! I've never, ever, ever, felt like this. She questions me about it, and yes I've been in love, but I've never felt like this. I want to be with her all the time. I have told her I love her pretty much every day since we met. And about 50 million times a day."

Does he truly heart her or her money? Yeah... thought so!

Chris tries to prove he does have a heart!

This is a bit 'out there' but anyone in doubt whether Chris Brown is a heartless so-and-so, look at him now!



Yeah, wearing a yellow heart on his chest will not save him from being our "Idiot of the week".

Secret to Eric Bana's happy marriage? Laughter.

One-half of our fav & strong couples, Eric Bana has revealed one of the secrets to maintaining a good marriage... Laughter and lots of it! Hmmm....



The Time Traveler's Wife star Bana (who has been married to wife Rebecca Gleeson since '97) tells Women's Health's September issue:

"My wife and I really, really like each other as well as love each other, We definitely laugh together every day. And I don't mean chuckle – I can make her really laugh."

Another bit of advice he also gives to his friends who are thinking of getting married is:

"A girl's got to be fun, I think love can come fairly easily and grow – but really liking the core essence of someone is a much harder thing to bottle. If you have both, you're in pretty good shape,"

Wise words. Note though, a 'fun' girl does not mean one who is free with love/her legs i.e. a 'Sienna Miller' or a 'Paris Hilton'. THAT is not ideal marriage material!

Eddie files for divorce! 'The nerve...

Unbelievable but Eddie Cibrian has actually filed for divorce from his wife Brandi Glanville citing 'irreconcilable differences'. Eh hello, him sleeping with LeAnn 'ho' Rimes behind Brandi's back is NOT an irreconcilable difference... It's known as ADULTERY fool!



Wronged woman Brandi tells E!:

"We're getting a divorce. We talked to each other yesterday." He "filed yesterday, and I accepted it,"

Idiot Eddie has also asked the court to grant him joint custody of their 2 sons as well as spousal support.

Huh, 'beg your pardon? SPOUSAL SUPPORT as in 'her give him money'? ---Speechless--- Is he also sharing a crack pipe with slut-LeAnn 'cause dude must be high as a mutha****** to have the balls asking for money after HE cheated on her?!

Glanville finally said:

"They're going on vacation this weekend to Mexico ... I'm looking forward to seeing those pictures."

We ALL are child, we all are.

Quickie: Where forth are thou Megan?

Since she has nothing to promote, mouth-diarrhea ridden hottie Megan Fox has been MIA for a bit which has us worried! What/Who is she doing these days? Still B.A.G or is it Shia (LeBeouf) now?



Come back Megan. 'Missing your gorgeness and classic foot-in-mouth quotes! Pretty please...

Random: What is with the 'shirt-dress' thing?!

Eh, Did we miss the Fashion memo that said every male shirt should now be recycled into THE summer dress of '09?



'Thought so! Anyone spotting this look comes across as a cheap 2-dollar hussy. Oh, there's LeAnn (Rimes) wearing! Sienna... your turn!

P Diddy & Cassie are sooo a couple!

Even though P Diddy (aka Sean Combs) has been lying through his teeth that nothing is going on with his 'artist' Cassie, they sure do spend A LOT of time together. And attend parties or concerts together. As a couple!

Here they are arriving (separately but who are they kidding) for Britney Spears in Concert at Madison Square Garden, NYC.

What IS he wearing? she on the other hand, totes pulls off that fierce buzz cut. Amazing!!! Just make the announcement already you two!

Chris + 5 years probation = Don't call Rihanna no more!

Chris Brown has finally been sentenced and he got 5 years probation and 1,400 hours of community service.

The judge also told him, FYI, to not contact ex Rihanna during the entire 5 years. No phone calls, no emails, no bbing, no texts... nada! What is incredible is the released account from Rihanna about 'THAT night'. It's horrific & shocking! And lengthy but just read on.



She says they had a heated argument about something that happened at the event they both attended earlier that night. The po-po report begins with:

"The victim said she became enraged and slammed both of her fists against the dashboard on the passenger side of the car they were in. She reported that the defendant then pulled the vehicle over and reached over her with his right hand. He opened the car door and tried to force the victim out".

Then the showdown begins:

"When he could not force her to exit, he took his right hand and shoved her head against the passenger window of the car. The victim then faced the defendant and he punched her in the left eye with his right hand. He then continued driving."

"As he drove, he continued to punch the victim in the face with his right hand while steering the vehicle with his left hand."

At this point the "assault causes her mouth to fill with blood and for the blood to splatter over her clothing and the inside of the car." He then:

"stopped his first assault .. she looked in the mirror and saw her eye beginning to swell. [Brown] looked at [Rihanna] and said 'I'm going to beat the shit out of you when we get home! You wait and see!'"

She then tries to contact her P.A (eh, what about 911?) but fails when she:

"pretended to talk, saying, 'I'm on my way home. Make sure the cops are there when I get there.'"

But uh oh, this pisses him off even further and he says:

"You just did the stupidest thing ever! Now I'm really going to kill you!"

Extreme right? He then starts Phase 2 of the beat-down

"during which time [Rihanna] interlocked her fingers behind her head and brought her elbows forward to protect her face."

He continues punching her arm causing her tricep to bleed, she then tries to text her P.A (again, NOT 911, poor confused thing) this was when he grabs and throws her phone out of the car, (he was still driving) she tries to open the door again but he speeds off and then places her in a headlock (repeat A frigging HEADLOCK) and bites her left ear.

At this point, he stops the car when she takes the keys from the ignition but this causes him to hammer more blows on her face and arms. He again places her in a headlock putting pressure on her carotid artery which prevents her from breathing and beginning to lose consciousness.

She again tries to escape but he bites her left ring finger and middle fingers before finally releasing her! She attempts to break the passenger window using her shoe but he continues with the punching. He eventually gets out of the car, she opens the door but still he continues hitting her, gets back in the car and yells "Where are my f***ing keys?", he gets out again, looks for the keys in vain, doesn't find them then just takes some CDs from the car (priorities idiot) and leaves the scene.

This is the point when a member of the public rings the police and they arrive to see a badly beaten and bruised Rihanna!

Boy has some major ANGER ISSUES but why, oh why after reading THIS report is Rihanna's lawyer asking for the no-contact, restraining order to be lifted? We'd have asked for the animal-coward to be locked away.

Hang on, there could be payback... she could try to initiate contact again (under false pretences) and then tip off the judge (who has a hard-on for douche Chris to step outta line) so he IS thrown into prison. 'Just a suggestion!

The moral is... Please everyone, SAY NO TO VIOLENCE!!!

BTW: Rihanna was spotted out at the same time as the sentencing looking... uh, "interesting":



Even though she can clearly forgive Chris, 'can't forgive her for the '80s beige pants! Or (come to think of it) any of her latest 'looks'. Sorry Ri.

'Our weekly Kellan dose!

HAWTNESS!!!!!

And haters, (BFs & GFs) Kellan does have a full head of hair!

It's his eyes, the dimples, that smile, those arms... Welcome everyone but back in the queue. Us first!

Melanie checks into rehab!

Actress Melanie Griffith has checked into rehab and no one knows exactly why. Poor thing, first she has little or no movie roles now this!

Robin Baum, her rep, just released this statement:

'She is there to reinforce her commitment to stay healthy.

'This is part of a routine plan that was designed between her and her doctors years ago.'

This is not her first stint in rehab. Melanie has had drink and drug problems in the past (70s & 80s) but everyone thought all was well and back to normal.

What does this mean for her? Is there another marriage split on the cards for her? Is Antonio (Banderas) going to stand by her? Was is because of something HE did? SHE did? Those lips? Too many questions, Head cramp!

Anyhoo, Be strong & Get well soon Mel but hurry back to Antonio's side. There are far too many hos' (you knowwho you are) that sooo want to step into her shoes given half a chance!

Is this the Fairest family of them all?

Halle Berry and her (deep breath) Ridunkulous BF Gabriel Aubry must always top the MILF & DILF list.

Add this to fact that they are the proud & lucky parents of THE most cherub-like, beautiful child ever, (Well, in Hollywood anyways) Does that make them the No.1 hottie Celeb- family right now?

Gabriel's face & jawline is flawless, (why weren't we the ones who met him on that Versace shoot) Halle is... (you know) and baby Nahla is TOO-CUTE-FOR-WORDS. Let's hope a baby bro or sis is on the way for her. Now that would be close to Perfection!

Jen & Gerard are 'holding hands'!

OMSGeee... Are Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler REALLY seeing each other? Please let this not be a rumor because, 'CUTE COUPLE ALERT'!



Allegedly, 'seems Jen and Gerard have more than a working relationship. The sorta new lovers were spotted holding hands at a New York hotel. Sounds too precious... Some 'source'/spy told PEOPLE:

'Jen and Gerry went out on Saturday night, They had cocktails and … They were hand in hand.'

Hooray at last for her! Her spoilsport rep though has dismissed any romantic claims saying:

'Jennifer was out with many others from the film and they were not holding hands,

'Gerry was one of the many people there.'

Oooh, eh. It's "Gerry" now is it? Thou protest too mucheth (and too fasteth) for us to not think something IS going on with these two.

What an adorable couple they'd make (or HAVE made) He's hawter than most of her exes post Brad Pitt --cough, Vince Vaughn cough-- and even (dare we say it) Bradley Cooper and John Mayer. Phew, now Renee (Zellweger) can have Bradley. Who cares?!


P.S- Here's a pic of Jen looking effortlessly gorge (those legs...)



'Gerry' is one lucky sonofabi***

Heidi + Lip synching & dancing = Pathetic!

How the eff did Heidi Montag score a gig at the "Miss Universe contest"? On her back maybe, with the support of her useless husband Spencer Pratt (last 't' silent)



Thankfully it lasted for about a minute. Even Britney's VMA's performance was less painful to watch. Some (us included) say it's 60 seconds too long!

Ho' watch: LeAnn & Denise look fuglier than normal! Right?

Looking at latest pics of ex Mrs Charlie Sheen/slut Denise Richards and ho'-of-the-mo' LeAnn Rimes, guess what thought popped in...

Why do cheaters/whoring heifers really age beyond recognition and appear less attractive?!





Side bar: Please always wear a bra LeAnn, NO ONE wants to see 'that' or lack of! And 'Tan' not 'Burn', just saying Denise! Also, maybe STOP SPREADING 'THEM' for just anyone (married or unmarried)...

LeAnn & Eddie Update: It's offic: Biyatch LeAnn and Eddie Cibrian have gone PUBLIC with their relationship.

They went to the Kings of Leon concert in Los Angeles on Saturday night (2 days after they hit the Golf course) and this decision to go public has pissed off Cibrian's estranged wife Brandi Glanville. Brandi is furious & mad, telling PEOPLE:

"He's just somebody I don't know."

"I don't understand, You think you know one thing and you wake up and it's all been a lie."

No one (even his mother) recognizes Eddie these days honey... NO ONE!

Hefner sued by his estranged wife! ?????

Playboy kingpin/pimp Hugh Hefner has his very own marriage drama. 'Shocked he's actually married right?! Yep, he has had an estranged wife (for 11 years) somewhere in the background. Well, next door to the 'Mansion to be precise!



TMZ is reporting that Hef's kinda ex but NOT legally divorced wife Kimberly Conrad is suing him for $5 million. Here's why!

Kim (who married the porn mogul back in 1989) is claiming that though she initially signed a prenup, Hef has gone back on a later agreement they had and he's even trying to kick her out of her home. Hence her wanting him to cough up, Dang, she's no ex-playmate dummie...

Update: Hef just told TMZ:

"I was surprised and saddened to learn of press reports that Kimberly Hefner, from whom I have been separated for over 10 years, has apparently filed suit claiming that I owe her $5 million.

"Because neither I nor my attorneys have seen the suit I cannot comment on any of the specific allegations. However, contrary to what has been reported, I have always honored all of my obligations to Kimberly, and in fact I have provided her with substantial funds in excess of the agreed upon amount, and well in excess of any amount suggested or required under California law.

"I am quite confident that when all the facts are known it will become clear that all of my financial obligations throughout the marriage have been generously dealt with."

Nothing like a woman (who has had her husband's indiscretions/hos' flung in her face) scorned!