Lindsay & Sam are ........... oh, you know what (2.0)!

Newly blonder Lindsay 'still skinny' Lohan is back with Sam after that night. Yawn, Boring!

Sam Ronson and her fiery girlfriend Lindsay Lohan hang out with friends on Melrose Ave in LA

Did we mention Boring?!

BTW, is there an award for On/Off drama & bulls***? Because these two will be top of the list!

OMSexyG! Kellan is single?... 'can't breathe

One of the best news this week is uber hottie Kellan Lutz (aka one of our boos) may be a new member of the Singles Club.

Ladies (& fellas) it's a go! Like a lil' thing of a man being with someone ever stopped hos' like Sluttyienna, LeAnn R., Angie et al.

Kellan Lutz enjoys a night out at Social nightclub in LA with on/off girlfriend AnnaLynne McCord

It seems the 'Twilight' stud muffin and '90210' hottie Annalynne McCord are no more (two-faced tear & sniff) with a source telling X17online they are "no longer together.".

Peops, Breathe IN... and OUT!

Drama of the week: Eminem vs Mariah!

The war of words between Eminem and Mariah Carey just took a turn for the worse. On a track in his new album, titled 'Bagpipes', he claims to have slept with the singer/diva which made her call him "delusional" in her latest single "Obsessed" and even dressed as him in the video (see at the end). Uh, What is with the dissing via tracks?

Days after being humiliated at the MTV Movie Awards, a sultry Eminem hangs out with Travis Barker in Beverly Hills

Whatevs! The very long latest drama is Em is now threatening to release pics and recorded tapes of them plus he's brought out this new track online rapping:
"Only reason I dissed you in the first place is because you denied seeing me. Now I'm p**sed off. I'm obsessed now

Oh gee, is that supposed to be me in the video with the goatee.

"B**ch, shut the f**ck up before I put all them phone calls out you made to my house. How many times you fly to my house? Still trying to count. Better shut your lying mouth if you don't want Nick finding out. You probably think since it's been so long if I had something on you I woulda (sic) did it by now. On the contrary, Mary Poppins, I'm mixing our studio session down and sending it to mastering to make it loud. Enough dirt on you to murder you. Mariah, it ever occur to you that I still have pictures?"

Pics? Tapes? oh goodie! He sounds a bit angry & Upset but it doesn't end there! A bit vague (sic) to determine who this is directed at but me-thinks it's Ms Mariah & her new husband Nick Cannon! He continues asking the songstress to stop denying their past fling (or else) saying:
"Call my bluff and I'll release every f**king thing I got including the voicemails right before you flipped your top.

"It cuts like a (knife) when I tell ya (sic) get a (life). But I'm movin' on with mine. Nick, is that your wife. Well tell her to shut her mouth then I'll leave her alone. If she don't then I'ma (sic) just keep goin'."
Mariah, & Nick, your next move?! Our money is on Eminem. Boy fights, disses, bitches dirty-hard...

Summary of the 'Obsessed' Video:

Holly Williams gets a SPECIAL proposal!

Country Music legend Hank Williams' granddaughter Holly Williams, also a country star, just got engaged to her beau, Nashville drummer Chris Coleman and the way he did it was... Just get a sick-bucket before you continue reading, It's Special to say the least!

Country Music Television Music Awards in Nashville

First, he blindfolded her (alarm bells anyone) and took her for a picnic with some wine & cheese (cheese indeed). Afterwards, they went on a hike looking for Civil war relics (Huh?)

Holly gushed about the "perfect engagement" to PEOPLE saying:
"I dug up a beautiful wooden box with my favorite love quote on it, and the engagement date carved in roman numerals. He wood-burned the letters onto the box! He got on one knee and I opened the box, underneath the flowers and basil were the rings."
How Barfilicious! Managed to keep your food down after reading this?

Note to self: If a partner asks to come along searching for 'Civil war relics', that's code for 'Will you marry me?'! So RUN AWAY!

Jude's babymomma is revealed!

Let's get this out of the way, she was not on the list of Jude Law's other exes so we weren't even close! Her name is Samantha Burke, aspiring model and actress, and DNA has confirmed he IS the dad. 'Lady' has hit the motherload & gotten her biggest career boost!

Jude Law meets a group of around 150 fans outside the theatre, London

Wanna see what she looks like?

Ms Burke's lawyers released this statment to TMZ.com:
"Ms. Burke can confirm that she did in fact have a relationship with Mr. Law and that she has informed Mr. Law that she is expecting his child later this fall. Since informing Mr. Law of the pregnancy, he has been nothing but responsive and supportive of Ms. Burke and the pregnancy.
Missy gives off the aura of someone Jude should NOT mess with because she's already gotten an attorney involved, online registry as well as had concrete proof even before the kid was born (due date 6th october).

Oh, and she's already apparently chosen a name for the unborn child.
It's Sophia, should 'ave been Ka-ching-na!

Again, her life will never be the same again (good for her, bad for him). Next time, he should 'put somethin' on the end of it'!

Quickie: 'Jackass' star Johnny splits from wife!

WARNING: Look away if you are already bored with the numerous '09 Celeb splits 'cause "Another one bites the dust".

This time it is
Jackass star Johnny Knoxville who has finalized his divorce from wife of 12 years Melanie. He was married?

Premiere Of The Dukes of Hazzard - Arrivals

The ex-couple have agreed to split their bank accounts, residuals from the Jackass franchise and custody of their 13 year-old daughter equally which is mature. A trait one does not expect from a man who made his money hurting and doing stupid, dangerous stunts!

P.S: Knoxville's real name is Philip John Clapp. Just thought to end with this. Why you ask? 'No reason!

Quickie: Bar's new man is a major step DOWN from Leo!

Bar Refaeli, 24, is dating fellow Isreali & multi-millionaire Teddy Sagi. From Leo(nardo DiCaprio) to a rumored hookup to THIS? Let's just say he's no oil Painting, WTF Gurl!

Bar Refaeli shows off curves as face of Rampage fashion line

The pair were spotted canoodling at a Britney Spears concert in Berlin, Germany and according to Forbes, chunkily-built Sagi, 34, is one of Israel's top 30 richest men. So that obviously is a big part that the attracted hawt Sports Illustrated model to him.

Why is it such a trend for hot, young models to date/sometimes have a kid for a lot older, less attractive but rich as a mutha... men?

Think
Heidi Klum (former girlfriend of 59 year-old playboy Formula One mogul Flavio Briatore), Naomi Campbell (another ex of Flavio Briatore's) and Adriana Volpe (ex of Flav...

On second thoughts, maybe it's not so bad that Bar is with Teddy. At least he isn't --you guessed it-- FLAVIO BRIATORE!

Michael Jackson had another son? Huh?

Breaking news! The late Michael Jackson's violent & cold dad, Joe Jackson, has just confirmed rumors that Omer Bhatti is M.J's son. Who knew?! Just watch below:



Uh..............

Jude Law is going to be a dad. Again!

It has recently come to light that actor Jude Law is expecting his 4th child with an unidentified ex of his. And you thought he was losing his hair just because he has appeared in some crappy movies! ('admittedly The Talented Mr. Ripley was a good un)

Jude Law Leaving the PunchBowl with an unknown female

He released this statement through his rep:
"Jude Law can confirm that, following a relationship last year, he has been advised that he is to be the father of a child due in the fall of this year," the actor's rep says in a statement. "Mr. Law is no longer in a relationship with the individual concerned but he intends to be a fully supportive part of the child's life. This is an entirely private matter and no other statements will be made."
"Mr. Law is no longer in a relationship with the individual concerned"? What he meant to say was, 'Oh effing shiz, my soon-to-be babymomma has trapped me'. Oh goody, upcoming drama surely!

WHO IS IT? Don't you worry readers, 'on the case already. Google, Wiki & every search engine will be utilized to try to figure out who she is.

Let's begin, is it Sienna Miller (nah, 'too busy with her married lover), Sadie Frost (already gave him the 3 other kids. Oh, and a divorce), Tolula Adeyemi, Susan Hoecke, Kim Hersov, Daisy Wright (the 'Nanny'), Kimberly Stewart, Cameron Diaz (how?, what?), Christy Bella Joiner...

Jeez,
dude has been busy. This was bound to happen! So what we know is the baby is expected in the Fall which means it is...

Trouble in the Johansson-Reynolds household? Already?

Noooooooo! Scarlett Johansson kinda, sorta may have had a big blow-out with husband (of just a year) Ryan Reynolds. Say it ain't so?!

Comic-Con 2009 - Day 3 - Iron Man 2 Panel Discussion

FOX NEWS is reporting an insider (translation... source) saying:
“They got in a huge fight just before they were going to Comic Con, It caused such a rift between them that Ryan refused to attend the conference and he told Scarlett she could go alone. She got so angry she threatened to take off her wedding band,”

'Take off her wedding band'? Gurl needs to calm the shiz down. Ryan has been looking mucho delish & ripped these days and many women (including his ex Alanis Morrisette) are queuing around the block to take her place.

On the other hand, it' will be good news for any man who has always wanted a taste of some 'Scarlett Ice-cream' so...

Whatevs, (digressing back there) Where were we? Aha, Scarlett (there to discuss her new role as Black Widow in "Iron Man 2") apparently started the fight with Ryan (who was also meant to attend for his own movie "The Green Lantern") with another source blabbing:
“Ryan pulled out at the last minute and word spread fast. He isn’t making a show of good faith to the Warner team after they battled over the decision making him ‘Green Lantern’, Scarlett ended up looking like the true professional and acted as if nothing was wrong, answering questions for fans and posing for pictures. It was not a good way for Ryan to begin his work as the star of the movie,”
Hell no (sorry for even thinking and writing this), these two better get it together for the sake of the 'Church of genetically blessed couples'. Let's all Pray fellow attendees

It is just a silly rumor. Right? RIGHT? Someone say yes. Please?

Update: Their reps have just told PEOPLE:
"[The report] is completely untrue,"
Phew!

Quickie: George has another one! G/F that is!

Hawt (eternal bachelor 2.0) George Clooney has been spotted out-n-about with Italian T.V personality Elisabetta Canalis on numerous occasions. Is this Amore? She's NOT a coktail waitress BTW. Shocker right?

George Clooney and Elisabetta Canalis ride a motorcycle in Como, Italy

Elisabetta (popular MTV presenter & tinny-bit actress, google...) met George through friends a week ago (uh, that's 7 days) and she has already had intimate dinners as well as a ride with him. A motorbike ride that is!

Sniff! Let's spare a thought for the last one (Lucy Wolvert) who he met in Miami early this year.

All that's left to add is... NEXT! You know he'll get bored soon enough.

This is why he will never go on the hotties-back-on-the-market list. He's single one day, then dating the next. 'Can't keep up!

Quickie: A Jo' bro is single!

That sound you hear is the entire female (some male) teenage population hyperventilating 'cause adorable Joe Jonas is single y'all. Oh who are we kidding, MILFS too!

Joe Jonas and Camilla Belle at Joans on Third, Los Angeles, CA

The eldest of the Jo' Bros broke up with actress
Camilla Belle ('brow overload) with her rep confirming PEOPLE:
"Yes, it's true. Joe and Camilla have broken up. There is no third party involved and they care deeply about each other and will remain friends."
Granted Camille is upset & heartbroken but somewhere in Nashville, Joe's ex, Taylor Swift is punching the air screaming, 'Neh neh ni neh neh, he left you too'.

Or something to that effect!

Update: Here's footage of Joe bawling like a baby (the song is rumored to be one that he penned for Camilla). Aw pity, he's sooo sensitive

Kim is now a single Kardashian!

Kim 'look at that a**' Kardashian has split up from her footballer boyfriend Reggie Bush. Boys... Rev your engines!

AXE Instinct Power Of Leather launch party at the Hard Rock Cafe, NYC

Her rep confirmed the unsurprising news to US magazine.com with a source/Kim also divulging:
"Nobody cheated. This is just a case of conflicting schedules and their lives going in different directions. It was a totally mutual decision."
In case you are wondering who exactly did the dumping, Kim, --sorry-- 'the source' assures the world:
"It was a totally mutual decision,"
Aha! Look on the bright side, they split up BEFORE any notorious sex tape was leaked (think back to her & ex Ray J's gem of a video).

What if that was the reason? Anyhoo, it could 'ave also been the hints she's been dropping to Reggie about proposing. Last December, when asked what her response will be when the American football star proposes, she told US mag (consistency isn't a problem here)
"Of course, I would say yes!"
She also added:
"We are totally happy, and we have a great relationship, and it's definitely where things are heading. But hopefully it will be a surprise!"
Well, SURPRISE! It is not going to happen. Lucky escape, 'question is, for who?

Quickie: Kristin has a new man in her life. Finally!

Happiness is finally on the cards for SATC star Kristin Davis after she just about gave up on Love. She is reportedly dating photographer Russell James. 'Glad to see someone is putting a smile on her face!

Kristen Davis who plays Charlotte on Sex And The City strolls along Sunset Boulevard in West Hollywood, Ca with a male friend

The pair have been dating & flirting since June (so early days) and a source told People magazine:
"It's been going on for a bit now. She's very supportive of him - she seems very happy."
Go girl!!

Jessica's breakup is the gift that keeps giving!

Adding salt to the wounds, Jessica Simpson's ex Tony Romo has announced to his security, & the rest of the world, she is not to be allowed entry to his home. COLD as Ice!

Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo have a dinner date at The Waverly Inn the night before Valentines Day

A sign at the entrance reads:
"RED ALERT!!! TONY ROMO HAS MADE SOME CHANGES TO HIS LIST OF PEOPLE ALLOWED IN….JESSICA IS NO LONGER ON THE LIST AND NOT APPROVED FOR ACCESS."
What/who did she do 'cause this doesn't sounds like a simple 'run-its-course' and/or 'she got fat' type split. Why he's being nasty has an interesting story & reason behind it surely?!

Although, if she wants to stoop to his immature level, all she has to tell him is 'her Fat can be lost but his less-than-perfect fugly face is never-changing'.

But that will be juvenile. 'True... but juvenile!

Random: Sienna + awful outfit = THIS...

This is what happens when one (Sienna Miller in this case) focuses on being a s*** hellbent on breaking up a marriage instead of knowing rightfully what appropriate atttire to wear for a Film premiere.

Sienna Miller attends the world premiere for GI Joe in Japan

Granted she wore this for the G.I Joe Tokyo movie premiere, it's still no excuse. Not that this post implies Japanese people have eclectic, interesting style choices?!

The face is flawless tho'. Hang on, what textile company produces this radioactive reflective, leopard-print inspired material?

Does Simon have a new woman in his life?

Eternal bachelor Simon Cowell may be off the singles market. Reason is his 'Plus one' for his recent 50th birthday bash was pretty make-up artist Mezghan Hussainy.

This poses the ultimate question, Is she or isn't she his new
Terri (Seymour, the ex)? Or just another of his numerous lady friends?!

X Factor Judges Dannii Minogue, Cheryl Cole and Simon Cowell attend auditions in Manchester

Like most of his exes, Mezghan (pronounced how exactly?) is brunette, slim with dark eyes and, the clincher, is both younger as well as height appropriate for the music mogul & A.I star.

A 'friend' told the U.K paper Mirror:
'Mezghan is gorgeous. She has it all - looks, charm, warmth and an incredible sense of humour. She and Simon enjoy each other's company and the pair of them go for lunch or dinner.'
Go on Si, 'not getting any younger...

Lindsay breaks down. Big time!

This is what a Pre - involuntary Britney/Mischa Barton psych hold looks & sounds like:

Premise is Lindsay 'drunk out of her mind' Lohan has a verbal fight with On/Off girlfriend Samantha Ronson on Sam's Doorstep. At frigging 5am!



WOW!

Serious Advice: Lohan, get some dignity and stop yelling 'Where were you' alot (you know where) And Sam, grow some balls (if you ain't got any) and get somethin' to get this girl to leave you the 'F' alone.

FYI,
not a restraining order. Hasn't worked for Rihanna so...

As she hits 40, Love suits J-Lo. Clearly!

Bravo for Jennifer Lopez! The gorgeous Latina star turned 40 and had lavish birthday celebrations thrown for her by husband of 5 years Marc Anthony. She also looks hotter than any younger starlets out there so even better!

Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony pose outside of 21 restaurant in NYC

Love struck Marc (with a 'c' not 'k') threw teary eyed J-Lo her very own New York party themed ‘A night with Lola’ (his nickname for her, Aw) and invited A- listers’ including Madonna, Ricky Martin, Beyonce, Rihanna, Alicia Keys and Liza Minnelli.

A partygoer/jealous hack bitched to the New York Daily News:
'Jennifer's party was very intimate, and there were a noticeable amount of empty seats when the dinner started. Jennifer was really irritated. She was fuming because people were late, and complained about it really loudly to Marc'
She apparently later got over it and enjoyed her party. Marc also revealed, quite recently, how he told Jennifer/Lola he was going to marry her the first time they ever met in '97. Spooky! He said:
'I was on Broadway. I hadn't met Jennifer before. She was just about to break out. As soon as she walked through the door, I probably said the worst thing a guy could tell a girl. I was like, "You're my wife and you don't even know it."
'She was like, "Well that's intense." I told her, "I don't know where that came from." And now she gets it. Now she's my girl.'
Earlier this week, the couple continued their love fest as Marc became part-owner of American football team Miami Dolphins (ka-ching). He called his wife onstage, kissed her and gave her a customized Dolphins shirt with her name on the back. K, this is making us green with envy. Or is that sick?

Marc Anthony, along with Jennifer Lopez, announces that he is joining the Miami Dolphins as a limited partner, NYC

‘Must admit, spiltsup was one of those cynics who thought her choice of husband was beneath her beauty but clearly she’s made a great choice (took her 3 times to get it right tho’). Mark clearly makes her happy which proves sometimes it's not all about superficial good looks.

You read right, don’t ever tell anyone or else... denial, denial!

Drama of the week: Tori's mum Candy writes / disses her!

It just had to be these two again! Candy Spelling has taken her fight with estranged daughter Tori Spelling to a higher, nastier level (if that's poss) by penning an open letter to none other than Celeb-pap agency TMZ.com. Y'all keep slinging that mud all over!

The Annenberg Foundations Space for Photography Opening Night Gala - Red Carpet

Shiz is too long so go here to read it all.

The shizzy gist of the Drama is:
"I Know many middle-aged people have issues about their parents and their upbringing."

"What you say is on the record. Other people have feelings."

"A big party wasn't how I envisioned meeting my granddaughter for the first time; but, hey, this is Hollywood, and my grandchildren have become reality show props, too."

"My husband taught me that the plots have to be fresh and updated. The same old whining gets tired after a while. Enough complaining about what may or may not have happened during first grade or YMCA camp, or what vegetable you were forced to endure, especially when you are privileged enough to be on TV and get paid for it."

Shameless yet Painfully funny to read. Airing her dirty crappy, juvenile fight with daughter in public whilst ridiculing her living her life as a public 'reality star'?

Pot? Kettle? Old gasbag? [gasbag - a boring person who talks a great deal about uninteresting topics, windbag, bore, dullard - a person who evokes boredom]

Now THIS is how to walk down the aisle!

Amazing!



How cool! This marriage will last (for a bit anyway) 'cause only Funny, Modern folk will think this up. Even the oldies sitting & Vicar had fun.

Rihanna back with Chris?!

Like 90% of her Fashion choices, Rihanna may have made yet another boo-boo but this time it's allegedly rekindling her romance with violent ex Chris Brown. Oh no she didn'?!

Rihanna in court for the trial of her ex-boyfriend Chris Brown

Rihanna in court for the trial of her ex-boyfriend Chris Brown

The NY Post is reporting the pair have checked into the 'Trump International Hotel & Tower' on Friday. Pure Coincidence?

The paper also cites numerous sources/staff who should be working instead of snitching reporting how they both have avoided being photographed together while going in & out of the hotel. 'Like moth to the flame!

Wanna Read about it more?

Why? Why? Why RiRi?? Plus, what about the restraining order?

Quickie: Madonna is still 'at it' with Jesus!

Like a vulture circling it's prey, Madonna is yet to remove her freakishly butch, veiny fingers/claws out of her toyboy Jesus Luz. If she's so bothered about saving children... (... David Banda & Mercy James), why can't she leave 'THIS' man-child alone?!

Madonna and Jesus Luz at Marc Jacobs party in NYC

Checking out the sights in Madrid, Spain, Madge, Jesus, cute daughter Lourdes and a gazillion bodyguards appeared unperturbed (just learnt that word) with the stalking paps.

There should be a law that prohibits anyone old enough to be their lover's parent (she's over 50 to his 22, do the math) to never, EVER, have "relations". Harsh but surely will help people 'Pick on someone their own size'!

Thoughts people? If any of these thoughts are linked to splitsup.com being jealous & hating because Jesus is a Hottie... True so keep it to yourself!

Sienna is on the hunt for some acting cred. K?!

Headlines like this are too ironically good to be true but the latest from Sienna Miller is that she hopes her latest film will give her some proper acting / box office credibility and she'll be judged on her work instead of her personal life. Stop acting' a ho', that outta do it!

Photocall G.I.Joe , Berlin, Germany

During a interview with some magazine, 'S' said:
It’s really exciting to be in a film that people actually want to go and see! I was having to pay people to see my movies!… certain really great directors have wanted to do films with me, but unless you’ve had a film that’s opened with a certain amount of money, you’re not bankable to studios… if you want to make amazing, artistic films, you’ve got to have some sort of box office credibility, which I don’t have."
Uh, delusional much? Even if she won an Oscar (highly unlikely) but still continued to have 'liasons' with married men, like Balthazar Getty, she'll always be known as a ****.

An easy, cheap **** at that!

Random: Woman disses boyfriend's proposal. LIVE!

Watch! Watch!! Watch!!!



Classic. So painful, it's funny!

Random: O'Reilly sounds like a heartless douche!

FOX News Bill O'Reilly really let loose on the unavoidable topic of the death of Michael Jackson. Just read on!

The Hollywood Radio And Television Society Newsmakers Luncheon

On his FOX segment 'The O'Reilly Factor', the controversial anchor said:
"It is basically grandstanding and pathetic in the extreme. Yes, the man was an all star entertainer, but that's it. Enough with the phoney platitudes. His incredible selfishness spending hundreds of millions of dollars on himself while singing We Are The World should make any clear thinking American nauseous. (And) Jackson's interaction with children were (sic) unacceptable for any adult."

"Why is Al Sharpton making this a racial deal. Jackson bleached his own skin and then chose white men to provide existence for his in-vitro children. To hear Sharpton speak today, you’d think Jackson was Martin Luther King, Jr.

“Why is he being held up in the African American community as a pillar of Black America when he bleached his skin?”

"A cowardly media will exploit any event for ratings. Remember the same people extolling Jackson today were the same people giving his child molestation trial gavel-to-gavel attention. And after Michael Jackson was found not guilty the American media did not exactly elevate him to hero status. But now that he's dead, he's a hero. How does that work?"

Wow, 'got me on the skin bleaching thing but everything else reminds one of the line' Never speak ill of the dead! Who else thinks he does not possess a single M.J album?

Poor Jessica isn't coping too well!

Oh dearie me! 'Sounds like Jessica Simpson's nearest & dearest are getting increasingly worried about her fresh from her never-saw-that coming split from Tony Romo. Get over it already, he wasn't THAT hot anyways!

AT&T

Sources and family friends/...who needs enemies told PEOPLE (them again):
"She's a little depressed"
"She takes breakups really badly,"
"She has a hard time letting go."
Betcha she regrets calling the Dallas quarterback "the love of my life."

Advice-of-the-day: Always wait until the 25th wedding anniversary before using that line people! Even then, try saying 'A love of my life' along with... --insert guaranteed things that will never let you down-- instead.

Bar has a new man who also dated Gisele!

Why famous people can't help swapping partners & having overlapping flings is so..... Oh well, another one to add to the list is ridiculously hot supermodel/ex of Leonardo DiCaprio, Bar Refaeli.

Bar Refaeli shows off curves as face of Rampage fashion line

She was seen out-n-about (in St. Tropez no less) with Brazillian polo player Ricardo Mansur.

BTW, Ricardo is famous for being a major modelizer having dated models including Isabeli Fontana and, you guessed it, Gisele Bundchen.

Interestingly, Bar has also taken another place vacated by Gisele. She's now the replacement face of fashion label 'Rampage'. 'Beginning to get a definite whiff of "Single-white-female". Tom Brady better watch out!

LeAnn and her husband split up. Like duh!

Hot on the heels of the worst kept secret affair, LeAnn Rimes' husband Dean somethin' is no longer living with his adulterous wifey. Took him long enough!

51st Grammy Awards

PEOPLE
reports a source/could actually 'ave be Dean saying:
"LeAnn and her husband have been separated for quite some time now, but they continue to try and work through their relationship."
If the line "working through their relationship" is code for them reaching an agreement as to who gets what, (i.e. he keeps the 'Closet' and she finally gets to answer her song 'How do I live without you') then 'believe said 'source'/Deano boy.

LeAnn, LeAnn, LeAnn? Groan! That's all that's left to say, LeAnn, LeAnn!


Oh, one more, LeAnn you gigantic......

Roger is a new dad of Twin girls!

Wonderful news, Roger Federer is now a proud father/owner of 2 baby girls after his wife Mirka gave birth. More great news for him after winning the French Open and Wimbledon!

Wimbledon Winners Party 2009

Announcing the news on his Facebook page (classy), the Tennis star wrote:
'I have some exciting news to share with you,' he said. 'Late last night, in Switzerland, Mirka and I became proud parents of twin girls. We named them Myla Rose and Charlene Riva and they are both healthy and along with their mother they are doing great. This is the best day of our lives.'
He has kept 'mum' on whether it was a Boy or Girl they were expecting. 'She did look as huge as the Octo-Mom so twins is not surprising!

Katie dances her toned a** off!

Here's adorably cute Katie Holmes doing her thang!



Lucky Tom Cruise. Scientology or not, she is one of the few married female Celebs who is yet to let herself 'go.

Keep it up hun'!

Quickie: Is Cameron dating both Leo & Jude?

Introducing the most unlikely Hollywood Love-triangle, Rumor has it that Cameron ‘getting & looking aged’ Diaz is dating both Jude ‘balding’ Law & Leonardo 'yummy' DiCaprio.

Wait, how on earth did she get Leo to give her the-time-of-the-day?


2009 MTV Movie Awards

This is according to UK tabloid The Sun so take this story with the entire jar of salt!

This better be a sick rumor concocted by Jude or Cam’s camp to get more publicity and the smart money is on Leo unlikely to ever go 'there'.

‘Why he would upgrade from Gisele (Bundchen) to Bar (Rafaeli) to rough looking although sweet Cammy-D is a mystery. An argument on his behalf coud be he's all about recycling and saving the Earth so dating Cam..........

'Enjoyed her latest movie though!

Christina Milian is engaged.

A year after her ex boyfriend Nick Cannon got hitched to you-know-who (Psss... Mariah Carey), failed singer Christina Milian is getting married and it’s to her music producer love ‘The-Dream.

Big Billy Clarks Annual Debauchery Birthday Pool Party

Maybe now she’ll produce a better, more successful album. For free even! Confirming the news to US magazine, Milian said:
"We don't have plans [for the wedding] yet -- but it hasn't [already] happened, We just want to have our closest friends and family there; it's not going to be too big,"
Rock watch: It is a 6-carat diamond. Still a lot smaller than Nick’s ring to Mariah but hey, it’s not a competition! If it was, Mr The-Dream got served!

Rihanna commits yet another Fashion Faux Pas!

WTF???? Look at Rihanna attending the London premiere of Quentin Tarantino’s latest film ‘Inglorious Basterds’. Bastardo indeed!

Rihanna attends Inglorious Basterds London premiere

What caused that "thing" on her head to grow?!

Not wanting to blame her violent altercation with ex Chris Brown but it seems he must have hit her head too hard ‘cause child ‘done-lost-her-mind’.

Saying that, even a bad breakup coupled with a serious brain tumor should never lead to this..............

Get it together RiRi!!!!! It’s like a cross between an Elvis impersonator & Mr T in his not-so hey days.

Kelis delivers a baby.

It’s a Boy! Singer (and smack-talker of no-good husband, rapper Nas) Kelis has given birth to her first child. Congrats & Good luck! Now she has another helpless male to care for.

Samsungs 8th Annual Four Seasons Of Hope Gala - Arrivals

TMZ also claims no-good Dawg Nas tried to gain access to the hospital room to witness the fugliness go down but was told hell-to-the-nooo.

Oh, Poor Kelis, Out goes her youth, & Milkshake. In comes, though, major ammo to use to bleed alleged cheater Nas’ pocket! One door closes............

In case ANYONE gives a hoot, the child’s name is Knight Jones and as her rep put it:
“Weighing a healthy 7.8 lbs, the beautiful baby boy and his mother are doing wonderful”
Hey, at least the child did not weigh over 10 lbs. Yikes, that woulda added a visit to a Brazilian reconstructive plastic surgeon to her long list of things to do!

‘Fast (and disturbed) enough to get the last bit? That’s right, we went ‘there’!

Katie goes on a promotional blitz. Way to handle her upcoming divorce!

Katie Price, aka Jordan the drunk skunk, kinda seems not-so sad about her marriage breakdown from husband Peter Andre. ‘Someone’ is in clear Denial!

Katie Price leaving The London Studios

The so-called Glamour model (though what is so glamorous about taking your clothes off for a living) has been on British T.V’s GMTV, Loose Women (cheap imitation of The View) and anywhere else promoting her new book as well as talking about being ‘Over it’ and ‘Moving on’.

Her poor kiddies!

Side bar: Her hair’s --cough, extension, cough-- been looking amazingly healthy & glossy so.....

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