Quickie: Is Britney engaged?

We all know once Britney Spears changes her hair color/breaks out one of her brunette wigs, something significant is going to happen i.e. She's engaged OR She's losing her mind yet again. Let's hope it's the former!

Britney has been stepping out publicly with her new man/agent who LEGALLY takes 20% of her money Jason Trawick and has been wearing a huge rock on 'that' finger.

Hmmm, if this is true, it's not such a bad step for her to take.

He does appear to be decent enough (a bit oldish looking) but is a major upgrade from Kevin Federline, Adnan whats-his-face and pretty much all her useless exes!

Shame on you Joe Jackson!

Just watch how Joe Jackson (Michael's father) is 'handling' his iconic son's death!





You heard that right, He has been promoting his new record label/rambling on instead of grieving. What an idiotic publicity seeking whore!

Shame on him. Plus, "Every country in the United States"?!

Side bar: Michael's mother, Katherine, has temporary custody of his 3 kids.

Random: 'Sup with Lindsay?

Here's poor/suffering/Sam Ronson-obsessed Lindsay Lohan celebrating her 23rd Birthday at MGM Hotel and casino in 'Vegas.



EAT! EAT!! EAT!!!

Quickie: ........ Be happy Michael!

Michael Jackson Tribute (by Filipino prison inmates)



P.S: 'Hope his 3 kids are taken care of by a genuine soul NOT by their bitch-absentee mother Debbie Row.

Though she recently 'confirmed' he was NOT their biological father, the sad excuse for a human being will be the worst person for any sane judge to grant custody!

Speaking ill of/telling all the secrets of the dead is inexcusable. SHAME on all the idiots 'resurfacing' to give their two cents/opinion on how Michael lived his life, the bloodsucking cowards.

Why didn't they speak up when he was still alive? Oh, 'cause of the money/personal income they would have lost if he had cut them out of his life!!!

Brad (LEY) 'claims' Jen is not his new girlfriend!

At a press junket-thingy for his new movie 'The Hangover', Bradley Cooper tried the ol' "she's just a friend" trick when asked what exactly is going on between him & Jennifer Aniston. Riiiight, 'Not buying it!



The cute actor said:

"She's a friend of mine. Simply, simply, just a friend. In America, its not like it is here. She's someone who is super, super known. Famous. If someone says 'hello' to her, it's given that he's fallen in love with her. So, no. No. She's a very, very interesting woman, but she's simply a friend. We made a film together (He's Just Not That Into You) but we didn't have any scenes together. I got hired in at the beginning of the casting, and my part was solely with Scarlett Johansson and Jennifer Connelley. Which isn't bad at all."

Sorry, so not buying this............ Dontcha think 'thou explaineth too much'?!

OMG: Michael Jackson has died!

All that can be posted today: R.I.P Michael Jackson & Farrah Fawcett.



Condolensences to both Families. Our hearts should go out the innocent kids and loved ones grieving at this moment!

It is truly a sad day. For more info, go to TMZ (who broke the news)

'Seems a cliche but he was one of the greatest artists ever born (regardless of the rumors & scandals). Still reeling from the shock to post any latest splits rumors!

Idiot of the week: Governor of South Carolina!

What a lying, dumb douche! The Republican Governor of South Carolina Mark Sanford was reported "missing" for a few days. Initially his disappearance was explained as him hiking along the Appalachian Trail for 5 days.

Well, well, well! He has just admitted flying over to Argentina to continue his nasty affair with a woman/ho' (not his wife) behind his poor wife's and 4 kids' backs instead.

Liar, liar... Just watch:



Why public figures brains are programmed to lie first and say sorry later is mind-boggling!! Hey, at least it wasn't another prostitute-politician saga.

Random: This is so bad!!!! Really BAD Mel...

Here's the Video accompanying Mel Gibson's "knocked up" lover Oskana whats-her-face's shocking attempt at a music career.



--crickets--!!!!

Noemie is dating who? What Russell?

Just days after happily announcing Victoria's Secret model Noemie Lenoir was newly single, she appears to have a new man in her life. He is no other than Russell Simmons (Yep, Kimora's/Music mogul Russell).



This has gotta be one of the biggest "never saw those as a couple" moments ever! She, who sure likes 'em a lot shorter, uglier & bald, appears to be besotted with Russell as they enjoyed a night out partying in New York this week.

Trying to clarify her love-life in a blog posting, She recently wrote:

'I’m not and have never been married. I do have a son. I have a wonderful baby’s father and have a great relationship with him, however I’ve been single for some time now. I recently found someone and we’re happy and having fun.

Russell also seems happy about dating Noemie, already addressing her as 'his baby' on his Twitter writing:

'Any how my babie (sic) says says her agencies in France and England are getting calls from media "she's dating a rapper".'

Him being confused for a rapper should not be the detail to focus on right this minute. The obvious fact that he is old enough to be her dad (22 years older infact), is A WHOLE LOT older (and looks it) than her. Oh, plus he's unattractive/below her level (however superficial that sounds) which makes her "going there" so wrong.

Side bar: He is so old, he's starting to lose the ability to spell right. It's 'baby' not 'babie'.

Rachel splits from fiance!

Poor poor Rachel Hunter! Her ice-hockey fiance/coward Jarret Stoll has called off their August wedding (do the maths, it was just 7 weeks to go) and has refused to give her a real reason. Spare a thought for any heartbroken people like her out there!



Taking a leaf out of the "How NOT to cancel a wedding" Book, Jarret, 27, emailed guests (oh the shame) saying the August 14 wedding plans was off. A move which has both stunned & confused Rachel, 39. Yes, she's over 12 years older than him and has 2 teenage kids with Rod Stewart but let's focus on her pain right now!

The former model's spokesperson confirmed the news to MailOnline while a friend of hers/nosy bitch told a british tabloid:

'She is absolutely devastated. Everything was in place for their wedding - she had the venue, the designer dress, the guest list. She has absolutely no idea why Jarret has done this. It sounds like it could be a classic case of cold feet. He is a fair bit younger than her.'

It's risky business having a toyboy/being a cougar in L.A.

'Suppose it's better for her to know now than go through another public divorce!

Miley 'poses' provocatively. Again and again ....!

Important message to Nick Jonas, leave reconnected partner Miley Cyrus alone!!!!!!! She is quite the vixen/minx when it comes to having controversial photos.





Looking at the above pics, Girl looks like she's got an inner Paris Hilton in her!

In these photos, posted by film-maker Adam Shankman on Twitter, the Disney "princess" appears to pout & smoulder as she frigging straddles a chair (poor innocent chair/victim).

Anyone else having the same thoughts. Is she really the 16 year-old, christian virgin she claims to be? WTF is a grown-a** man, Adam, doing with the starlet? In a room? Alone?

And he has photos?

Finally, Nick, complete with his promise ring/vow of chastity, needs to not put himself in the midst of temptation with this budding temptress!

Angelina tells Jen to "Back off". That's just rich....

Take this latest story with a jar (big one) of salt but apparently Jennifer Aniston got a text, from Angelina Jolie, telling her to "Back off" ex Brad Pitt! Pot, Kettle, anyone?



'The drama, Un momento ... what Brad? Brad(LEY) Cooper, her new beau, or Brad (Pitt)? We think we know which one it is!

Angie allegedly disapproves of the continuing closeness of Brad and his former wife Jen and the budding communication between them. She also sent the text using his phone but signed off with the initials "AJ". Ain't AJ short for Angry Jezebelic-hypocrite?

Anyhoo, an unnamed source says:

'Jen is such a thoughtful person, She sends little gifts to his Plan B production offices in LA if she spots something he might like.. And she'll send him daily motivators - quotes from self-help books she reads about staying positive. It must really lit his spirits.'

If this story is close to the mark, Why the pangs of insecurities Angie-Lips?

Could it be 'cause he did Jen wrong, having a dirty affair with 'AJ', she now feels it is inevitable he'll do the same to her?!

Digressing: Jennifer is looking incredible these days and appears more relaxed than you-know-who and is loving her life. She should ignore 'the crazy hypocrite' and enjoy Brad(LEY)!

Sarah JP's babies are here y'all!

SATC's Sarah Jessica Parker and husband Matthew Broderick are the proud parents of twin girls courtesy of a surrogate mother/rented womb.



These are some Lucky girlies who will inherit her extensive wardrobe & shoe collection! aka Carrie's

According to the couple's publicist who spoke to Access Hollywood:

"Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick are delighted to announce the healthy arrival of their two daughters. Marion Loretta Elwell Broderick weighed 5 pounds, 11 ounces, and Tabitha Hodge Broderick weighed 6 pounds. Both Hodge and Elwell are family names on Parker's side. The babies are doing beautifully and the entire family is over the moon."

Let's hope the new kiddies later on have the sense to drop those rank second & third names! Congrats to the happyish couple.

Side bar: Was SJP's egg used in this "arrangement" or the surrogate's?

Just asking!

Is Shia Megan's new man? Hmm ..........

Now this may just be a publicity stunt but Shia LaBeouf and Megan Fox sure are spending a lot of time together on & off-screen. A WHOLE lot!



The Transformers co-stars had dinner (for 2) at La Bruschetta in Westwood, L.A looking at her, can you blame the boy for trying?

They make a cute couple, even though this may just be a stunt for extra publicity to promote their new movie, and have recently been outspoken about their clear affection for each other.

Recently, when asked about Shia, she said:

'(Shia) probably is my favourite person in the entire world. Shia makes me laugh harder than anybody I’ve ever known in my life. I end up crying or almost peeing myself every time I’m with him. So he’s just my favourite - I love you Shia! And he’s really super-handsome.'

Then, when asked about Megan, he said:

'Maybe I'll date her now she's single'

Adding, for good measure:

'Megan is amazing, she’s a spectacle of a person. It was amazing kissing her. I asked for like 12 takes so we could keep doing it! Maybe I’ll date her now she’s single. We're attracted to each other, and I think you can see that in our scenes together. It's very real and tangible, and you can tell something exists. We could be shooting, and the relationship is suddenly on the rocks and then what? So we just never did anything about it.'

First, it's the "getting an early morning coffee" together, then the constant "hanging out" and now the sickingly glowing remarks. Maybe, just maybe!

Drew is back dating Justin. Again!

Looks like Drew Barrymore just wants some 'long' Loving. The Justin LONG type to be precise! The on/off duo are back ON!





They are soooo cute together!

Hang on, WT f*****g F is she wearing these days? Nothing (even being blindly & madly in love) excuses the fuggery on her in the above photos!

Jen & Brad (the good one) Update

Terribly exciting!!!! 'Let's not jinx this

David & Tea are "majorly" back together!

Good news, more for the kids, Tea Leoni and David Duchovny are back together and even spent Father's Day with said kids on a Malibu beach. Way to work at it!



Onlookers said the reconciled pair could not keep their hands off each other and appeared happy and joyful. 'Glad to know she's truly forgiven him for his addictions/affair thingy and he's now only 'Addicted to her Loving'!

Get it? Just a lil' joke 'cause he was a sex addict but now ...... ah, Forget it!

Random: Madonna get's her Mercy!

The Mother hen to orphaned kids (from Malawi anyways) Madonna has gotten her new daughter Mercy James "delivered" to her London home.



Nothing says 'hey new kid' than sending a stranger to Africa to bring your new 'child' thousand miles (away from all she knows) and not even combing the poor girl's hair!

Now that she has a Jesus (Luz), a David (Banda) & a Mercy, what next? An Abraham, a Mary & a Joseph?!

You never know with her Madgesty, the competition to see who can get more continental kids with Angelina continues!

Quickie: The couple that dresses together, stays together!

Reese Witherspoon & Jake Gyllenhaal are still together. Yey for her, Boo for her no-good cheating ex & babydaddy Ryan Phillipe!



The matching blue shorts signify a strong bond, albeit a bond of bad gym fashion sense, that will continue for a long while. Well until they split up but let's hope it's not anytime soon!

Chris gets away with THAT 'beatdown'!

Chris Brown is a free man though he pleaded guilty to assaulting his ex Rihanna. Oh the justice system, how NOT marveous!



The 'Run it' shamed singer will be formally sentenced later to six months' probation and 180 days of community labour and will have to stay ten yards away from Rihanna at any public events & 50 yards from her at all other times.

SAY NO TO VIOLENCE!!!!!!

On a lighter note, RiRi looked less shocking and wore a somber black dress with pearls and most importantly, her silly mohawk hair was absent.



She should dress like she's going to court more often!

Ryan & Farrah to wed again! Bittersweet

Charlie's Angels star Farrah Fawcett is set to wed her ex-husband Ryan O'Neal again though it'll be on her deathbed. So sad but sweet!



Ryan recently spoke of hs ex-wife's deteriorating health and announced:

'I've asked her to marry me again, and she's agreed,'

The ailing actress had originally been diagnosed with rectal cancer in 2006, and it was thought she had beaten it after surgery and a course of chemotherapy. The cancer came back and spread to her liver which has made her bed-ridden.

Fawcett and O'Neal first began dating in '82, split in '97 and have a 24 year-old son together. They rekindled their relationship when Ryan was diagnosed with leukemia and have been inseparable. He recently said:

'I just don't know how to play this one. I won't know this world without her,' O'Neal said recently. 'It's a love story. I can't hear a song, I can't pass places that we were together, without being stabbed in the heart. I fell in love with her all over again because of how she handled this.'

Tragic Love story. May God bless them both and give them Joy & Peace always! ('A bit too deep for splitsup but it has to be said)

The moral to this story is hold & appreciate your loved ones always and cherish each moment.

Matthew is to be a dad for the second time!

Matthew McConaughey is expecting his second child with Brazillian model girlfriend Camilla Alves. If the child is half as cute as 1st son Levi ..... altogether, Aw!



Writing on his website (who knew he had one), he said:

'Happy Father's Day - it's my first, and the last 11 months with Levi and Camila have been the most rewarding adventure to date - we have more blessed news to celebrate this Father's Day that make this time next year double the fun, Levi is going to be a big brother... Yeah, we pulled off the greatest miracle in the world one more time, Camila and I are expecting our second child, bringing more life into the world, making more to live for. The future looks bright as the family grows and we thank you for all the well wishes you send our way.'

Congrats to the gorgeous family & AMEN to two hotties getting together and procreating!

Long may this trend continue 'cause that will result in a more attractive world & future for us all.

'Just can't keep up with Sienna's men!

You'll never believe it but actress Sienna Miller (where does she get the energy and time to make films) is back with ex, & still married, lover Balthazar Getty. Hot Damn, 'woman is in demand!



Continuing their STD fuelled affair, the dirty pair are on holiday in Southern Italy with friends. 'Surely the girlfriend who advised her to stop being a whore hasn't accompanied her!

She has also spoken, in the past, of her distaste of the moniker "Sluttyienna" but if SLUTTYIENNA continues living her life her way, that nickname is perfect for her. Let's just hope she NEVER gets pregnant during this latest episode 'cause there are already too many kids being brought into disfunctional homes.

All that is left to add is, What a dirty, lying, pretending like her shiz doesn't stink, nasty little skank. Hang on,....... didn't the Bible predict the anti-christ will be born by a whore/immoral woman? Oh well.......

P.S: Notice how her legs are apart in the above photo, it's the only way she knows how!

Guess which 'Victoria's Secret' model is single?

It's only Noemie Lenoir! Yey boys, she has been quietly single for the past 6 months after splitting from her cheating & ugly footballer husband Claude Makelele.



Finally she has ditched the beast to her beauty Claude. He never deserved her anyways and had the nerve to cheat on her. With a fat bitch!

'All form an orderly queue!

Just who is the new Brad (LEY) in Jen's life?

With recent reports of Jennifer Aniston's latest dinner date with Bradley Cooper, Everyone (& their dog) is wondering just who is 'The Hangover' actor/hottie Bradley?!



• Full name: Bradley Cooper
• Age: 34
• Height: 6′ 1″ (1.85 m)
• Status: Single (ex-spouse: Jennifer Esposito married 2006 – divorced 2007)

He recently told PEOPLE what he looks for in a woman is:

"humor, great personality, intelligence, inner and outer beauty" in a woman. Oh, and, "She has to like my dogs [Samson and Charlotte]. My dogs and I come in a package.”

Sounds like a good match (Jen's all the above). Plus he has gone through a divorce so 'doubt he is an immature commitment phobe (hear that John Mayer)!

Another positive is he spends many weekends with the "Learning through the Expanded Arts Program" (LEAP), which is a non-profit organization that teaches inner-city school children about acting.

Aw, he sounds a good 'un Jen. Let's hope these 2 take it slow & try to make something of this 'cause they seem quite compatible!

'Malcolm in the Middle' mom Jane Kaczmarek files for divorce!

'Malcolm in the middle' actress/funnywoman Jane Kaczmarek has split from husband of 15 years, 'West Wing' actor Bradley Whitford. So sad!



Filng divorce papers on Friday, a rep for Whitford confirmed the news saying:

"He hopes the media will respect their wish for privacy as they focus on their children,"

The real victims in any divorce are the kids (3 in this case). It surely will affect them more than the parents. 'Seems mandatory marriage counselling should be made "The Law" once couples have children!

Nick confirms "reconnecting" with Miley!

It was hardly the Spanish Inquisition but Larry King finally got Nick Jonas to admit getting back with ex love Miley Cyrus.



Oh, reconnection. (is that what they call it these days?) How wonderfully sweet!

Quickie: Is Jen really dating Brad?

Not that Brad, BradLEY Cooper!



Yey for Jen, Bradley (far right in the above pic) is a cutie who's not a publicity hound & he's funny too.

Even though they both denied dating, Jennifer Aniston and her "He's not that into You" co-star were caught leaving together after dinner last night. He seems "That into Her" (get it).

These two wanna 'fess up now?

Megan is such a bad liar!

Megan Fox and the Yin to her Yang Brian Austin Green may be back together.



Did they ever break up? Wait a minute ... was the announcement she was single just for publicity? The on/off duo apparently had dinner at the Japanese BBQ restaurant 'Gyu Kaku' in Hollywood.

Why the lies & pretending to be free to mingle? Sorry boys for getting your hopes up.

Actresses lying?! What is the world coming to.

Gisele is pregnant! That's gonna be one hot kid

If your name is Bridget Moynahan, look away! Gisele Bundchen IS pregnant with her first child with new hubby Tom Brady. Guard your eyes folks, Explosive gene pool y'all.



A blabbermouth source tells PEOPLE:

"Gisele will be an excellent mother. She's always wanted kids." Another source close to the couple added, "You know Gisele and Tom are just enjoying themselves, being married and just doing their thing...Gisele has been talking about it with friends. She says she's ready for a family."

Well she's had alot of practice wth her step-kid (Tom's & wronged Bridget's). Anyhoo, can her slender frame handle a pregnancy?

The soon-to-be here kid will either be 'Nahla Aubrey (Halle Berry's & Gabriel's daughter) cute' or a scary mismatch of features.

Just imagine her prominent chin & his extremely broad shoulders on a girl. Grrrr!

Quickie: Paris is off to Madrid. For a visit at least!

There is growing speculation the Paris Hilton / Cristiano Ronaldo one-night thingy may extend to a month. Maybe!



The heiress implied that by announcing she has booked a holiday to Spain to see the Portuguese star when he starts his tenure with football club Real Madrid later this year. She said:

"I am totally going to Madrid to see him. I love spending time in Europe. They get me there."

Plus why is she chatting shiz saying 'they get me there'? NO ONE gets her anywhere except to a bed!

Usher speaks out about music, kids, perfume.......& 'that'!

Usher has cleverly spoken out about the impending divorce/turmoil from his wife Tameka Foster saying he is trying to deal with things. Just watch:



Speaking to ET, he said:

"If there's any turmoil, I think it's managing all of it, but having an incredible team that helps me do that it makes it very easy, or easier than it would normally be attempting to do it myself.

The couple have two children, 18-month-old Usher Raymond V and six-month-old Naviyd Ely Raymond whom he says are his top priority:

"What I do is, I try to get (my work) done and get home on the weekends if possible", But when I'm with my boys it's just all about them."

Heartwrenching whenever innocent kids are involved in a painful Divorce! He does appear O.K, even having time to endorse stuff!

HAPPY FATHERS DAY though!!!

Sienna may 'have' a new guy in her life!

This is so not a surprise but Miss 'never been on a date' Sienna Miller left a charity karaoke party with Irish funnyman Patrick Kielty. Oooh, the minx!



She was seen exiting the "Hoping's Got Talent" charity event at the Cafe de Paris in London with her hairdresser pal James Brown and, rumored new plaything, Patrick.

Looking dishevelled, the 'friendly' actress then left with Kielty in a taxi to another location/back to his or her flat.

Granted a female celeb being photographed with a guy should not necessarily mean anything but this is frigging "Sienna Miller" we are talking about. She is always 'busy' with her male co-stars and any other men she happens to bump into/meet!

Interesting lil' note: Patrick is actually single which as we all know isn't a quality she looks for in a man. She much prefers the married ones!

Has Katie moved on from Peter? Already?

Several reports are saying Katie Price has clearly moved on from hubby Peter Andre and has even gone public with it.

Ding Dang, they literally announced their split like a second ago! Oh well, once a trashy ho' always ....



Henceforth, let's revert to calling her Jordan (her promiscuous alter ego), Katie don't live here no mo'. Her alleged new beau is Anthony Lowther and he's a model, wow so ground breaking. The two have supposedly been all over Ibiza in the past week kissing at clubs and getting down & nasty!

Where are her kids you wonder? Back in the U.K with their father Peter so guess who's going to get their Divorce Judge's sympathy?

Hint, 'Starts with a 'P'.

The 'Nas & Kelis' Drama continues!

Doubting he'll ever be nominated 'Father-of-the-year', by Kelis at least, Nas has gone on the ............ well, only he knows what he's trying to do with his latest outburst/pity party, apart from avoiding to pay his estranged wife spousal & ante-natal support.



Bloggong on Global Grind, he wrote:

Like Chris Rock said..”All we fathers get is the big piece of chicken- if we lucky”...Moms get songs by the O'Jays and everything!!!!! Moms deserve that love, but right now I'm shouting out to real dads.

Some are great role models with real academic achievements. Some are not. Some are no longer alive. Some fathers are locked up, but they are praying for their kids and hoping to be on the streets soon and be betters dads 1 day.

We deserve the love!!! Becuz we don't even expect it, we do what we do regardless! With no signs of a reward for it. We put up with everything, standing true to what's real and letting life take its course protecting our household, our woman, our children, our family. Protecting and leading a nation. Shout out to my pops, a great man! Blessings to our granddads who came b4 us who laid the seeds and the foundation....I wish every dad takes a minute to look at what's he's done...just a minute...No need to glance too long.. Just smile.

Biggest Shout To My Son On The Way!! Salute!!!I It’s a GREAT DAY!!!

Is he delusional & has selective amnesia? Plus the "biggest shout out his son-on-the-way", and his Babymomma Kelis, will appreciate (right now) is throwing some money their way.

Silly fool!

Quickie: Are they or aren't they?

Twilight star Robert Pattinson & his leading lady Kirsten Stewart have been rumored to be dating off-screen even though she has a boyfriend. What's going on?



Publicity stunt or true story, not sure.

Odd way of keeping the marriage fresh, Bruce!

This is just TMI, Weird, Odd and Freaky!



.................

Beauty + Brains = Olivia Wilde

"House" star Olivia Wilde been crowned MAXIM's '09 hottest woman on the planet.



She is a classy, smart cookie. Kinda, maybe agree!

Megan Fox sure does. Remember?

Marriage can make you look hotter!

Marriage could be a good thing. Look what being a Newlywed (to Scarlett Johansson) has done to Ryan Reynolds, Hot Dang!



Seen him on the cover of Entertainment Weekly? Now THAT'S Entertainment.

Maybe being hitched isn't such a bad idea. Jeez, can anyone say blasphemous? No one our generation should do it 'cause just not worth it. You Hear!

Just look what being a **** has made Tori become!

Tori Spelling is looking particularly thin/anorexic these days. Even for her! Could the stress of being a home-wrecking heffer & 'difficult' daughter be getting to her? Aw!



Eat child, EAT! So sad. Maybe if she asked for her sins to be forgiven, just maybe the food will go down and not stick in her throat.

Ironic 'cause it seems she now regards her food the same way morally sound people regard lying cheats, cough, like her. Unattractive, dirty things!

Billy Joel splits up with his (alot) younger wife! Predictable

Singer Billy Joel has separated from his 3rd wife of 5 years, Katie Lee. He's 60 to her 27 BTW so ..... yeah, she did her thang!



The couple jointly released this statement saying:

"After nearly five years of marriage, Billy and Katie have decided to separate. This decision is the result of much thought and consideration. Billy and Katie remain caring friends, with admiration and respect for each other."

A source/yakety relative said,

"They grew apart. She is very career-oriented. She loves going out. She loves the city. When Billy isn't touring, he'd rather be on Long Island with his motorcycles and boats."

'Career-oriented'? Bitch pulease, he WAS her job. Other rumors making the rounds are their age difference was just too great, like duh, and ('guessed it, even though their spokesperson denies it) one of them cheated but get this, It was HER!

That's not a part of the plan in the 'Gold-diggers Trap Book 101'. She had been allegedly "doing stuff" with fashion designer Yigal Azrouel. Girl, you so dumb.

If this is true, How much money ('what everyone is thinking right now) is she going to get 'cause Billy is mega-rich?! All experienced gold-diggers are collectively tut-tutting silly Katie Lee.

Quickie: Our fav confused stalker (Lindsay) tweets/rambles on

Watch out! Lindsay Lohan is on a Twitter rant-fest!



Some of her random latest posts read:

"I love being alone. Feels safe coz I can only trust myself...ya, sad. But I'm cool with it :) that's y I share it with others in films"

"I can't sleep @samantharonson its your fault!"

"I restore myself when I'm alone"-marilyn monroe

" I'm selfish,impatient,and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I'm out of control"

"Old habits die hard ;) -for some of us"

Why do people cheat? When love is always standing right in front of their face (s) ?? Sr?

Whoever is she directing that last one to? 'Guess she's not taking the latest split with Sam (Ronson) too well, Poor thing!

And just who is "SR"?? Hmm .........Plus, when was the last time she 'shared it with others in films'?

Truly Bizarre.

Random: Man clutching purse alert!

Is there something footballer Cristiano Ronaldo may want to get off his over-waxed chest now and announce to the world?

First, he is photographed wearing hot pants while on holiday in '08 (they looked like foil BTW), he constantly tweezes & waxes those eyebrows and other bits, 'uses an environmentally UNfriendly large amount of hair products and now look at this:



A Grown man clutching his Gucci man purse/clutch in a public place (like putting the word man infront of the purse makes it any less fru-fru).

Has the constant sunbathing affected his sense of 'who-he-really-is'? Has 'bumping into' Paris Hilton ruined him, and his dress sense, forever?

Is his constant hookups with (a whole lotta) women camouflage for ...? Well, someone's got to point out the elephant in the room.

There is a thin line, Cristiano, between metrosexuality and that closet door so just step over it already!

And the 10 hottest Hollywood bachelors are......................

PEOPLE mag's 10th annual list of the sexy & hot single men of '09 is out and guess who made it to their the top 10?

10 ROBERT PATTINSON aka Twilight boy


9 TAYLOR KITSCH 'Wolverine' actor


8 COMMON rapper/actor/huh


7 BRODY JENNER the 'HILLS' are alive with the look of Zoolander


6 DWAYNE JOHNSON WTF? Top 10 steroid looking maybe


5 RYAN EGGOLD '90210' hottie who should groom more often


4 KELLAN LUTZ 'Shoulda been top 3'


3 SHIA LABEOUF 'Can only see him as "Even Stevens", sorry!


2 CHRIS PINE 'Not a trekkie so ..... huh?


1 CHACE CRAWFORD 'Gossip Girl' star who looks a bit girlie


Thoughts? Yeah, 'don't agree with 1, 2, 3, 6, 8, ...... you get the idea!