Andie says she's off men! Smart woman?

Face of L’Oréal’s anti-ageing products, Andie MacDowell says she feels sexier, now being single, than ever and it's what's in her head that's sexier.



After having 3 failed marriages, (to fellow model Paul Qualley, childhood sweetheart Rhett Hartzog and a local used-car salesman), she says her singledom and self-help books play a helping hand in her new-found happiness with being alone.

She also ignores any pressure her friends, mostly married, put on her that she simply has to be with someone. Speaking to the U.K Daily Mail, the actress & model says:

‘I think it’s their discomfort with you being single. Now, though, I like being single. I took a sabbatical [from men]. I took time to discover who I really am. I think you make so many sacrifices in a relationship to be who they want you to be that you lose track of who you are. It was during yoga that I started thinking about the things about myself that I really enjoy. It’s OK to be alone.’

Adding that she still adores men, she is also enjoying not jumping into any relationship fire and just making male friends saying:

‘These new relationships are not about falling in love – look at it as making a friend who happens to be male.’

Is Andie's way of thinking a touch defeatist or actually the smartest move a woman with her love history should make?

Okayt, this is a lil' random but for a woman who is being paid to advertise "anti-ageing" products, doesn't she look rather old? Just saying NOT judging!

Drama of the week: Tori caused her dad's death, says her mum Candy

Ooh the Drama! Candy Spelling says her husband Aaron's death was caused by their daughter Tori Spelling. Dang, Harshness!



In an interview with radio station 94.7 WMAS this morning, Candy continued talking shiz about her poor relationship with her estranged daughter.

“Ive always been trying to work on the relationship [with Tori], I don’t know what the anger is. My daughter one day decided that she wasn’t speaking to my husband, myself and my son and that’s how it’s continued for the last, oh gosh, four or five years.”

She then went further with her revelations/rant blaming her husband's death onTori saying:

“It was sad because that’s what killed my husband actually. He just didn’t want to live after that. You know, He had done everything … he could possibly do for his daughter and she wanted no part of him once he couldn’t do anything for her.”

Nasty, nasty (Down woman with yo' bad self)! Tori may be a few things i.e. an unattractive, homewrecking, borderline anorexic but actually blaming a DEATH on her seems harsh. Even for a bitter old woman who feels helpless and claims to want rekindle the "loving feeling" with her child!

The frailing communication ties between momma and child may just have been severed. For ever!

Poor Cameron! Unlucky in love

It is no surprise that Cameron Diaz is single (Yet again it hasn't worked out with model Paul Sculfor) but her view on expecting a 'happily ever after' romance kinda explains why she appears to be okay with being unlucky-in-love .



The actress, who has had at least year-long liasons with a longish list of celebs, doesn't seem to pertubed about her relationship failings. In a recent interview with Parade Magazine, the soon-to-be 37-year old said:

'I think that what I've found, in my experience, is that you always find the person who you're meant to be with at that time in your life. And what I've also found is that you have to move on from those people at certain times, because that's the way it happens.'

Isn't that another way in saying she believes in 'spreading the love' to whoever she bumps into aka being a serial non-commiter?

Side note: Cameron was spotted holidaying alone in Hawaii looking glum & aged. Plus, whatever happened to the lunch date with Adam 'check out the guns' Levine?

False Alarm, Tom says Gisele is NOT with child!

Tom Brady is shutting down any rumors that his wifey Gisele Bundchen is preggers but get this, they recently visited a gynaecologist's office on the Upper East Side, New York.



Hands up who else thinks they may be lying?!

Rob may truely not be 'twilighting' his co-star!

Robert Pattinson may have been telling the truth when he rubbished rumors of him hooking up with his co-star Kristen Stewart. Reports from the '09 Cannes Festival say he was spotted 'doing stuff' with a random woman called Erika Dutra. Who?



A 'source' told Life & Style

"Erika was introduced to Robert by a mutual friend at the beginning of the night and he was smitten with her from that point on. He took pictures of her, sat with her all night, and the two of them were even seen kissing! There was serious chemistry between them, and they looked like they were having an amazing time. Erika and Robert even left the party together!"

Almost all Edward Cullen-obsessed teenage girls, & some grown women who should know better, are stomping on their Twilight books whilst yelling 'Oh Hell No'!

Tip haters & stalkers: While there is no known address and/or details for Erika, all that can be confirmed is she is on facebook and lives in L.A.

Now Erika, Run! Fly like a bird away from the angry female population approaching you in 5, 4, 3, 2...

Hottest couple on the scene? Part 1

'Couple of nominations:

Orlando Bloom & Miranda Kerr



Halle Berry & Gabriel 'wow' Aubry



Gisele and Tom Brady



Part deux to be determined soon!

Random: Welcome back Rihanna

Cool new track ‘Silly Boy’ by Lady Gaga feat. Rihanna.



Is there any subliminal message directed at Chris Brown?

Whatev, Just glad to see the singer is back to doing what she does best, Music and not trying to be a budding fashionista!

Quickie: Is Gisele with child?

Is she or isn't she? Rumor has it that newlywed Gisele Bundchen aka gorgeous woman who stole Tom Brady from Bridget Moynahan may be preggers! Oh the competitive woman.



If confirmed as true, the forthcoming baby will have a masterful mix of amazing genes.

Your move Bridget!

Gibson wants to be known as Octo-8 Mel

Mel Gibson has finally confirmed rumors that he is going to be a daddy with current girlfriend/new goldigger-on –the-market Oskana Girgorieva.



Speaking to Jay Leno, he said

"I guess I'm 'Octo-Mel,'

What The F? This is soooooooooooooo not the right topic to joke about Mel! Moving on, the Dumbo actor then continued his revelations talking about his split from wife of 28-years and mother of his other 7 kids, Robyn. He says,

"My wife and I, our marriage ended three years ago and we’ve been separated ever since then. These things happen. It's unfortunate, it's sad, but you know she is an admirable woman -- we still got kids together, we're friends"

FRIENDS? Yeah right!

‘Giving credit where due, at least he gave a gap between separating from Robyn and dating / “knocking up” Oskana. Still, he may regret ever hooking up with Osky-girlie, this lady sure has form and an interesting history!

P.S: it's a tad hypocritical for a ‘serious Catholic' to bring an illegitimate kid into the world. What would Jesus (Passion of the Christ) say?

George Clooney does have a 'thing' for cocktail waitresses

George Clooney is rumored to be dating yet another cocktail waitress by the name of Lucy Wolvert. 'Sup with the obsession Georgie boy?



Oscar winner George met Lucy while filming in Miami and UsWeekly reports that George and Lucy have been 'at it' for a few weeks but George insisted Lucy shut-her-mouth whenever she's asked about them.

Surprise, surprise, a source (who else thinks it's actually her?) said,

"Her crush may have gotten the best of her. George asked Lucy to be discreet, but she's told friends and they've started talking."

Digressing, how come actors never hookup with people during their down-time?

Oh well, 'bit of advice Ladies, if you want a shot with George, get a job as a waitress but make sure you have his work schedule, (i.e. next filming locations) work in a local cocktail bar there as well as look like a model.

Phew, simple strategy.

Elisa Dushku is with Lakers Rick Fox! Who knew?

Displaying serious PDA is a good way to confirm rumors of any hookup and that's what actress Elisha Dushku did with her new boyfriend Rick Fox. Take that you prudes!



Rick, 49, yes, he is Vanessa Williams' ex-husband, was spotted attending the Boston Celtics b-ball match with Elisha, 28, which was the first public citing of this slightly odd pairing. There were earlier sighting of them since March but no concrete confirmation. Well sucking face on the street defo confirms it.

A source recently told Star magazine,

“They’d been trying to play down their relationship. But there’s no denying that it’s hot and heavy. She’s completely smitten with him, and they have an amazing time together.”

FYI, he has not 1 but 2 babymommas and has dated a longish string of women after his divorce from Vanessa. So chances of this latest fling being "the real deal" are very slim.

'Just thinking out loud but she can so do better! True?

Doth the lady protest too much?! Save it Leann...........

Leann Rimes aka failed Home wrecker is still insisting she is "happily" married to her overtly metrosexual husband.



She continues flashing her wedding ring whenever the paparazzi & anyone else are around.

Really Leann? 'Try selling that to someone who actually believes the lies i.e. the deluded spouse or her affair co-partaker Eddie Cibrian's forgiving/naive wife.

Side Note: Just this same week she put her Tennessee mansion on the market and also accidentaly bumped into Eddie at a Lakers game. Spooky! Also, lil' observation but doesn't Leann resemble a tranny these days?

Thoughts?!

Yey! There's going to be a mini Sarah Michelle Gellar

Former BUFFY Actress Sarah Michelle Gellar is having her first baby with husband Freddie Prince Jr.



T.T.L (Thank The Lord) there's going to be another pretty baby born into the world soon. The adorable couple, who are smart enough to sit their asses at home and NOT flaunt their biz/marriage publicly, have silently been going strong for over 6 years.

Also, all the way through their dating and marriage, there has been NO scandal, affair claims or drama that we know of.

Wanna guess why? Yes, 'cause they are private people who allow only "themselves" to call the shots in their relationship. Take note Paris Hilton and all other P.W (publicity whores)

Congrats to the happy couple. 'Hope they really ARE happy!!!!

Sean & Robin are at it again! Utterly bored of this now

K, this is getting a lil' boring! It looks like Sean Penn and his wife/soon-to-be-ex/soon-to-be-wife again, Robin Wright-Penn, are back on their messy divorce merry-go-round.



The couple/confused beings, who should win the award for most break-ups/make-ups, have agreed to try to make their 'thing' work.

Remember in December '07, Sean filed divorce papers after 11 years of marriage. He then changed his mind in April '08 after reconciling with Robin. He then changed his mind again and refiled.

Now it is being reported he has asked for his divorce petition papers to be rescinded. This is the second time the actor has rescinded divorce papers so you know what they say? 3 times a charm!

Most importantly, this ongoing saga clearly proves Natalie Portman is no home wrecker and remains untainted! Plus, Robin is a sucker for pain & punishment.

Alicia Keys is a Homewrecker? NOooo

Alicia Keys is being branded a homewr........ 'can't say the word in the same sentence as the lovely, talented Grammy award winner. Tear!



Reports had been making the rounds accusing Keys of being behind the demise of Hip-hop producer Swiss Beats' (what is his real name?) marriage with his estranged singer-wifey Mashonda. Well Swizz Beats recently confirmed to the New York Daily News that he is now dating Alicia declaring he is in love with her.

Unbelievable! Having denied any romantic liasions with Keys earlier, he now hopes their relationship will NOT be a major factor in his divorce saying:

"What we have is so precious."

K! Nothing as precious as having a lil' l'affaire with Keys behind Mashonda's back and stupidly hoping said wronged wife (who BTW is taking his cheating backside to court for child support payments for their 2-year old son) will fail to use this juicy development as part of her "irreconcilable reasons" during divorce proceedings? No bloody Way.

Alicia Why? Not Her too? This is majorly disappointing and why women, especially pretty & talented ones, can't just stick to single, uncommitted men is just mind boggling.

Mel may just have ruined his life

TMZ is reporting that Mel Gibson really got his girlfriend /gold-digging user Oskana what's-her-long-a**-surname pregnant!



Ka-ching! No wonder his knocked-up g/f is always smiling these days. Oh, poor old catholic practising fool Mel! Just wait and see, this Jezebelish woman will clean him out. Plus Robyn (the soon to be ex wife) defo deserves more than half of the Gibson fortune.

Dontcha just adore it when dumb, old men are taken for a ride?! Off to buy the National Enquirer, they seem to report some good (sometimes true) stuff.

Is Hayden is dating lil' known Steve?

OMFGee! Hayden 'always a cheerleader' Panettiere may be dating British TV presenter Steve Jones. HTF has this happened?



How on earth these 2 met remains a totally randomish mystery but the pair were sunbathing at the French Riviera while on a yacht at the Cannes Film Festival earlier today. This is the second public sighting of them because only last week Jones was seen dining at London's Nobu Berkeley with the actress as well as David Furnish, Elton John's partner.

Remember Hayden split up with her 31-year-old Heroes co-star Milo Ventimiglia earlier this year, with sources citing the 12-year age gap as the main reason? Here's the irony, T4 presenter Steve is a year OLDER than Milo. So to be brief, 'child lied (she sure likes 'em a lot older)!

Steve is known as a Welsh lothario (Think Russell Brand, only cleaner & cuter) who was previously linked to Hollywood A-listers Halle Berry and Pamela Anderson after interviewing them.

Pardon? Okay, any man can score with Pam but Halle? 'Not buying that part ...........

Anyhoo, way to date someone age-appropriate Hayden, 'wonder who's next?! Mel Gibson, Catholic soon-to-be-daddy again & ex-husband, may be available soon.

Is Cameron dating Maroon 5's Adam?

Okay, first things first! Cameron Diaz may have ended her 1-year relationship with British model Paul Sculfor and may be dating Adam Levine of Maroon 5. Like huh?



Just when splitsup.com was going to add her to the single Hotties' list, the Shrek actress was snapped lunching with Levine at L.A's Chateau Marmont hotel on Sunday afternoon.

Ladies man Adam? Really Cam? The same Adam who once dated a VERY young Maria Sharapova then dumped her publicly saying sleeping with her was like being with a dead fish! He also went 'there' with Paris Hilton (yeh, he's part of that looooooong list).

If the lunch date was not business related and these rumors are true, the poor actress has bad luck/taste in suitable boyfriends. Cameron has had/jumped into many high-profile failed relationships with Matt Dillon, Justin Timberlake, John Mayer, Jared Leto, Edward Norton, Gerard Butler and now Paul. Dang, this woman has been 'around'!

Is Adam the latest addition to such an extensive list?

Madonna's planned 'marriage' Update!

Did she or didn't she? Early Rumors of Madonna planning to wed her plaything Jesus Luz have been denied by the singer's spokesperson. Well, good to report Madonna seems to be a smart woman (amasing all that fortune & popularity over the years proves it).



All that happened at the weekend was Madge attending service wearing a creamish-white suit (Guy Ritche's?) with the rest of her clan including Jesus, 21, at New York's Kaballah place/temple.

Wearing white is a common practice for male followers, and now Madge, of the Kabbalah because the colour apparently attracts 'positive energy'. Good to see Madge trying to channel positivity by not going through any silly 'legally or illegally' Kaballah binding with her current fling partaker Jesus.

Nice to also note that Luz' daddy, Luiz Heitor Pinto da Luz, is just a shameless, publicity seeker. Oh, and that loud bang you hear is the door leading to Jesus' source of income (of course her) shutting in Luiz Heitor's face.

Doubt an invite to any actual wedding in the future will be sent to him either!

John Mayer shows Jen what she's missing! NOT

Okay, just watch this video of John Mayer and ask yourself, "What thought will be running into your mind if you were Jennifer Aniston"?



Yep, Thought so! Lucky escape from this f***ery. The douche's saga/making a total a** of himself continues.

Plus, putting lipstick on and kissing your own T-shirt (pretending like you actually scored) reeks of desperado John! Idiot!

Tori Spelling was confronted by her husband's ex. Who Knew?!

Apparently, the home wrecking, ugly-nosed twig Tori Spelling met with her current husband Dean McDermott's ex-wife, Mary Jo Eustace, who begged her to please stop their seedy affair. Heartless cow clearly paid no attention!



Spelling and McDermott though still married to other people (somehow that never stops dirty hos') began their nasty affair whilst filming some low-budget shiz. The pair then ditched their respective spouses and got hitched just weeks later and now have a son and a daughter together.

A move that shocked Eustace because she had a face-to-face with Tori and tried to appeal to her inner sisterhood spirit.

In her new book, "Divorce Sucks", Eustace revealed:

"I told her I thought (her) behaviour thus far had been the height of insensitivity and rudeness. I tried to explain that we were a real family, with a new baby and a substantial history, and there were serious consequences to all of this...

She continued writing:

"The toughest moment was when my husband kept calling her to see how the meeting was going. She told him it was 'going great' and joked that we were quickly becoming 'soul mates.' I left the room on that one."

'Kinda understand the reason why Tori fell out with her mum Candy Spelling. Candy probably called her out for acting like a ho' and the skank felt guilty!

Mark these words: Bitches always get their major comeuppance and hope it's a good un' Karma.

Jennifer deserves a good Man, says Bette

Actress 'she's NOT Joy Behr' Bette Midler has spoken of her hope that Jennifer Aniston bags herself a long overdue Hottie. Like Duh!



Midler told PEOPLE:

"She needs an exciting guy, like a race-car driver, I think she needs somebody who cherishes her, but also somebody who's going to give her a run for her money."

Continuing to speak some sense, she added:

"She should find somebody who is really hot, who's not in show business. Somebody with a lot of money, and she should live the large life and forget about these a--holes. She's a great girl. She's got everything going for her."

Taking a wild guess but me thinks the a--holes she's referring to are Brad 'he did her wrong' Pitt & John 'grow up you saddo' Mayer. 'Loving the part about the hot guy also being rich who cherishes Jen (that translates to not being a lying cheating male-slut ala Pitt )

'Hear, bloody Hear! Listen to Bette Jen (though why she spoke publicly about the state of your love-life is confusing), find a really hot guy who is NOT in show business.

Smug moment of the day; 'Gave Jen similar wise advice in an earlier post.

Oh, Finally! Natalie denies getting up to filth with Sean

There is a God up there because Natalie Portman has declared she is NOT involved with Sean Penn. Phew!



The 27 year-old actress/to-cute-for-words has denied being a part of the oddest, most inappropriate hook-up ever telling US Magazine:

"Sean Penn is a friend and colleague, I normally do not respond to rumors about my private life, however, this repeatedly fabricated story has forced me to do so."

What she meant to say was 'Eugh, look at me, friggin' LOOK AT ME, I don't need 'that'.

Great news that she is not a tainted hottie. All is normal now in Celeb-land (Well, except for Spencer & Heidi Pratt's sheer stupidity, Sienna Miller's whoring, Madonna's toyboys ..............)

Kirstin gives up on marriage dream (smart girl?)

SATC star Kristin Davis has spoken of finding fulfilment on her own, without a life partner / marriage.



The adorable actress told New York Daily News:

"I don't know if I'll ever get married. I don't say never, but I just might not. I'm 44, but I think you can have what you want no matter how old you are!"

Aw, hope she get's some good loving soon & is happy; married or not.

BTW, Kristin looks so good and is aging gracefully. Plus, at least she has avoided any messy divorces, heart-breaks, infidelity scandals & other scandalous marriage drama!

Slut Alert: Adrian's g/f leaves him for Olivier Martinez!

'Word is Adrien Brody's girlfriend of over 2 years, Elsa Pataky (a major nobody) has left him for Olivier Martinez. Well, sort of!



Star Magazine reports Elsa gave Adrien the 'It's not you, it's me' / bull**** cliché and said she felt unready for a long term thing and saw him as a "friend". A FRIEND? (Way to realise that now, it only took her TWO YEARS).

Liar, frigging Liar! It now appears the lying cow has actually flown asapish into the arms of French actor Olivier Martinez and they are supposedly looking for a Parisian love-nest to move into together.

Hang on Elsa/whorey-liar, 'what happened to the 'I want to be alone for a bit Adie, xoxo'?

Don't you just hate ungrateful bitches that get famous via their hooking up with a star, dump them, the nerve, and then turn around only to snag another star oblivious to their gold-digging ways (think Heather Mills, Oskana what's-her-face aka Mel Gibson's 'knocked up?' lover).

Note to Olivier: Your looks are disappearing and you and 'that' may just swap STDs with your bed-hopping antics. That'll teach you both, Disgraceful!

Poor Adrien! Now, not wanting to kick a man whilst down but 'would've put him on the 'Hotties back on the Market' List only 'big' reason is that Nose.

Just can't do it, sorry. xoxo though!

Totally Random: Highly anticipated movie 'Nine'

Here is the newly released trailer for the movie "Nine" which stars Daniel Day-Lewis (great actor), Sophia Loren (legend), Marion Cotillard (v.good), Penelope Cruz (adorable), Judi Dench, Sarah 'Fergie' Ferguson, Kate Hudson and Nicole Kidman.



Prediction: 'Surely the film win a few awards but 2 quick points.

Firstly, why is Kate Hudson not playing the role of a whore (Fergie has that part instead while Kate is meant to be a vogue journo, Ha)? She would have had little to act and surely would have gotten an Oscar nomination 'cause of her accurate (one would say autobiographical) depiction!

Second thing, Nicole Kidman is Day-Lewis' character's muse! Yeah right, if she had the part of a statue, that may be more believable.

Random: Guess who's MAXIM's pick for top hottie?

"House" star/object of Megan Fox' affections Olivia Wilde has been named Maxim's hottest chick on the block 2009.



Trying to justify the reason behind their choice, Maxim editor Joe Levy said

“Olivia Wilde has been the sexiest woman on television since she heated up 'The OC' five years ago. She's smart, she's beautiful, and she has dual citizenship in the US and Ireland — what more can a man ask"

Okay, she's hot an' all but THE HOTTEST? I don't think so sweetie! And 'sup with the Ireland citizenship comment? Someone's been smoking the.......

Another Divorce in the making Madonna?

Oh crap, apparently Madonna may be 'marrying' her toyboy lover Jesus Luz over the weekend. WTF, JESUS indeed!



Jesus' father Luiz Heitor Pinto da Luz (whilst giving the O.K to Madge to keep doing 'stuff' to his son) told Brazilian magazine Quem:

'He is very happy and this ceremony would just confirm that. My understanding is that this is just a consequence of what is happening. He is already living with her. I don't know if there will be an actual wedding. From what I have read there could be a sort of ritual, but I don't know Kabbalah... to know if it's valid and legal.'

Well it better not be legal 'cause has Madonna/cradle-snatcher not learnt anything? Plus she only divorced Guy Ritchie like yesterday so jumping back into wedded bliss should be the least thing on her mind!

Let's all watch and see if either Madge is really dumb or Jesus' father is just a publicity whore-liar who's just making shiz up.

Down Boy, Mickey you dirty so and so!

Mickey Rourke has been photographed --how to put this delicately-- sucking the tonsils out of some Victoria’s Secret model’s throat. Nasty, How does he do it?



Looking extremely odd with white highlights (not blonde, WHITE), Mickey who is 56 (riiiiight, more like 60ish) met his object of his affections / victim, 24 year-old Eugenie Volodina, at a New York nightclub party.

The star of the Wrestler & Oscar nominee (he was robbed by Sean Penn) was partying hard along with waaaay much younger models at the Bijoux Lounge when he was introduced to Eugenie.

The pair then embarked on what can only be described as a sleazy display of physical ‘assault’ on each other (they also gave onlookers major visual assault)

Okay this seems sickish right? Volodina is already a very successful Russian model and has done Chanel, Valentino and YSL Campaigns so it beggars belief why she allowed this repulsive hookup to take place.

She clearly doesn’t need the money or career boost plus how the increasingly bloated and aging actor made himself appear attractive to her can only be blamed on potent cocktail of alcohol and maybe drugs!

It is soooooo sad when men date/kiss/violate girls young enough to be their granddaughters!

Let it go Mickey, your looks 'left the building' a long time ago. Along with your dignity, youth and brain it seems!

Megan Fox is a what?

The all-round hotness that is Megan Fox has declared she "bats for both teams". It means she ‘digs’ girlies too which is good news for some of her female fans!



The ‘smoking’ actress / prey of B.A.G (Brian Austin Green) told Esquire magazine

"I have no question in my mind about being bisexual ... I mean, I could see myself in a relationship with a girl -- Olivia Wilde is so sexy she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands."

Way to make yourself appear hotter Megan (if that’s at all possible). Right now, almost the entire male population, okay some women too, wishes they were born Olivia.

Cocktail of talent + drugs + poor choices in men = Amy

Amy Whinehouse "acting a fool", don't call it a comeback!



Nothing more to add, SAY NO TO DRUGS & advances/come-ons from any silly, ugly & drug-taking men aka the "Blakes" of the world.

Heidi and Seal renew their vows

Refreshing to report that supermodel Heidi Klum and her Husband Seal 'what's his surname' have renewed their vows yet again (it’s an annual tradition for these two).



The married couple, who seem to be so in-love, themed their ‘09 vow-renewals as “white trash” and just about got away with it 'cause only normal relationships can celebrate with such humor. (Just imagine if Britney Spears had done this with K-FederliNO, we know).

Congrats to the pair of them and good luck with the latest pregnancy Heidi (time for a pregnacy hiatus maybe, She appears knocked up almost every 9 mths)!

Katie drama Update!!!

Katie Price confirms Peter Andre did the dumping and she is “devastated” by his decision.



She says:

"Pete is the love of my life and my life. We have children together and I am devastated and disappointed by his decision to separate and divorce me, as I married him for life. This is not what I want and the decision has been taken out of my hands. I will not comment further or do any interviews regarding the separation but I will always love my Pete."

Oh come on, taking lines from "The Bodyguard" movie now? More importantly, literally bursting to know, what SHE/’Jordan’ did!

‘More to surely come i.e. Peter speaking out/smack-talking and maybe calling his-soon-to-be-ex wife a bi*** or wh***.

'Loving the unfolding Drama!!

Katie splits Up with Peter!

OMGeeeee! No one could predict this will happen so soon but glamour model Katie Price/Jordan has announced she is ending her four year marriage to Peter Andre/ terrible singer.



A statement read:

“Peter Andre and Katie Price are separating after four and a half years of marriage. They have both requested that the media respect their families’ privacy at this difficult time.”

There has been a lot of speculation about their tumultuous relationship which was played out on their reality series Katie and Peter: Stateside (quite voyeuristic but sorta addictive viewing). The pair always called bull-shiz on any breakup rumors with Katie, who made her fortune as alter ego glamour model Jordan, telling British glossy mag OK (in October ’08)

'I wouldn't [leave him]. It would only be if he cheated on me. I think that's the same for both of us - there's nothing else that would make us break up - only if one of us was unfaithful.'

Well then, many questions, where to start?! Who cheated on whom? When? Who with? Why plus when are the gory details going to be exposed? Okaaaay, but let’s all breath and try to gain some perspective.

The saddest thing about this latest Celeb split is there are 3 children involved - yet another broken family. Two of the kids are biologically Peter’s while the third child, Harvey, was a result of an earlier, awful relationship Katie had with a no-good idiotic footballer who soon enough dumped her and also abandoned their half-blind kid (Classy ‘real’ man right?). ‘Surely there should be shared custody, for the kiddies’ sake.

One hit wonder Peter also insisted on signing a prenup saying at the time of their impending wedding

'Whatever happens, I can't take half of what she's got. I don't want anything from her apart from her love.'

Betcha they are both regretting their words!

BTW, it’s a bit rich to expect any sort of privacy during this marriage collapse. With all their reality shows; When Jordan Met Peter, Jordan & Peter: Laid Bare, Jordan & Peter: Marriage Mayhem? Katie & Peter: The Baby Diaries and Katie & Peter: The Next Chapter; how is it possible to turn around now and request the public to respect their privacy at this difficult time? You live by the sword/publicity whoring, you die by ……….

Mel knocked his new g/f up?

The National Enquirer (yeh, they do report alot of b/s but read on) are saying Mel Gibson has gotten his new, younger lady-love Oksana Grigorieva pregnant.

Lord, have mercy!



According to the sketchy paper/tabloid, a source who claims to be a close friend of Mel's ('who needs enemies) told them

"In late April, Mel gathered his children at the family home in Malibu and broke the news that Oksana is pregnant, and he expects them to accept the baby as a new sibling. They are quite upset. Even though Mel assured them the pregnancy was unplanned, they're furious with him and say they're going to take steps to protect their inheritance, which they feel is in jeopardy".

If this is true, Mel is a major Idiot (even a bigger one than Paul McCartney) and once Robyn, their kids and 'Osky' deal with him, he'll end up with what he deserves, NOTHING! He'll also wish he crossed paths with the heifer that is Heather Mills instead of the women he's messing with.

Prediction, his wife 'ex soon' Robyn will clean his a** up in court (the nerve) and as for his alleged soon-to-be babymomma Oskana, that lady is what is known as Clever ho'.

Oh Lindsay!!!

Lindsay Lohan has clearly lost her mind, she attacked the paps/her former friends with eggs. Just watch!



Here's a thought Linds, use better amo?! Or better yet, focus on getting your brain cells reactivated then maybe your life will get a whole lot better than what it is currently.

BTW: Not wanting to promote violence but maybe her useless & absentee parents, Dina & Michael Lohan, should get a bit of the "egg-smackdown" action.

Lance explains the reason behind his split from Sheryl

In his new book (this is not a plug, seriously) titled "Lance," (wow, inventive), Lance Armstrong blamed Sheryl Crow's biological clock for their breakup. Way to give it to your older ex (the cheek of the man)!



The Tour de France cyclist says though he proposed in '05 to Sheryl (2 weeks before her 44th birthday), their relationship became “kind of a struggle” with the couple even seeing a relationship counselor (not-so-good sign just before marriage but digressing...) to try to get past their issues. He says in the book

"She wanted marriage, she wanted children; and not that I didn't want that, but I didn't want that at that time because I had just gotten out of a marriage, I'd just had kids [Luke, Grace and Bella], Yet we're up against her biological clock -- that pressure is what cracked it."

Adding

"Because if somebody wants a child -- man, that's the greatest gift you can give to a woman -- so who are you to stand there and say I don't want one. So we were at different points in our lives. We were not compatible on that issue. I felt like I wasn't ready . . . I would have been in the future, but not then."

The lying, spineless……. Anyhoo, Crow (dating but still currently single) has moved on and has an adopted son, Wyatt Steven Crow.

Lance on the other hand recently got engaged to his non-celeb girlfriend Anna Hansen and is expecting his fourth child, due in June, with her.

Aw, it only took him putting 'it' about with a number of Celebs including Ashley ‘Ew, wasn’t she a bit young then’ Olsen & Kate ‘who else hasn’t done that’ Hudson.

Sheryl must have been livid ‘cause it’s so obvious the problem wasn’t him wanting to get married again (yes he’s a divorcee) & have more kids. He did, just not with HER! He should have been a man and told his ex the truth, ‘he don’t wanna be with her no mo’ instead of blaming nature and what she obviously can’t change, her menopause.

Oh, Lindsay remains a 'whipped' idiot!

Surprise, Surprise, Lindsay Lohan may be back together with her ex girlfriend/user Sam Ronson (what a couple of douches)!



She was spotted leaving Sam's house late ...... blah blah.

Nothing more to add except getting majorly bored of this yo-yo drama.

Katy is back in the arms of Travis, Yawn!

Katy Perry is back in the arms of her ex, Gym Class Heroes lead singer Travis McCoy.



The pop star was by Travis's side last night as they partied last night at New York club Mr West along with her new BFF Rihanna 'get some goddam fashion sense'.

The pair had broken up in December citing their "work commitments" as the reason behind the split but Travis spoke about the reason he has decided to give' it a go' with the 'I kissed a girl' singer saying:

'The break-up sucked. We`re back together now. I keep thinking about if I had to go through it again and how s**tty it would be. We were moving way too fast. I was being juvenile about the entire thing.

Now it's easy breezy. I'm happy and really in love.'

Gag! Ah, Celeb relationships, so fickle. Here's hoping these 2 stay together longer than a month.

Quickie: Hmm! Marriage clearly agrees with Gisele

All that is left to say is LOOK at Gisele Bundchen when she attended the 2009 Rainforest Alliance gala at the American Museum of Natural History.



This is the result of her marrying/stealing Tom Brady (Take that Bridget Moynahan). And that rock on her finger, Jeez ....... lucky thing! (her face still remains a tiny bit horsey though ......... ' you're welcome Bridget)

Madonna kinda, sorta officially steps out with toyboy lover

Like Duh, we all knew they were 'doing stuff' together but Madonna brought her, some say age inappropriate, brazillian plaything, Jesus Luz.



The singer attended the Met gala as well as the Marc Jacobs after-party with Guy Oseary, her manager & Jesus in the not-so background. She looked ........... well, you all heard and saw so moving on, Jesus looked okay (fine, he's a hottie) and 'she' did not.

Nothing to add, the picture speaks for itself (she's looking smug albeit dressing like a ....... and he is thinking 'this is who I have to do to get ahead? )

Look at the result of "when bad things happen to good (& bad) people"!

Celebs + fashion + who they are with = Met Costume Institute Gala



Loving the newly improved Jessica Biel (throw those 'ridic' glasses away Justin) and Madonna?....... Tsk ,tsk

What the 'F' is up with Rihanna’s ‘daring’ fashion?

Ummmmmmm, so she’s like just come out of a bad relationship with Chris Brown (he showed her his pimp hand/hit her) but 'sup with singer Rihanna’s obsession with looking a train wreck / fashion victim-fool?! She’s kinda been looking “funky” lately and not the good kind.



The Bajan beauty (she remains pretty even tho' looking a ‘fool’) attended the Met gala in New York and looked worse than even saddo/desperate-to-remain-young Madonna. Just look at the picture above!

Then she goes out in this!



YES, IN PUBLIC!!!!!!!!

Heartbreak is a bitch but doesn’t mean you lose your mind Ri!

Also, ‘thought after the nasty break up, the common theme would've been for you to look ‘fierce’ and in major demand to make Chris feel jealous with a hint of regret letting your fine self go?!

WELL, he must be too busy laughing (like the rest of the world) at Ri's latest……… no, fashion’s not the word for it……. Anyhoo, it stinks of her trying waaaaaaay too hard.

When you got it, you got IT. 'It' meaning style &/or class…………………don’t force it!

Side bar: Madonna looked just shockingly baaaaaaad (and a tad desperado-old) but for the good of all that is fashion-holy, 'not going to post a pic. Oh, go on then, here it is



Yep, this homage to Peter Pan (the irony) is really 'WHAT' she wore to a frigging GALA!