OMGee, Poor Kelis

Singer Kelis has just filed for divorce from her husband of 4 years, rapper Nas.

This comes just two weeks after they separated & check this out, the woman is 7 months pregnant (it better be his). The papers filed in an L.A. court cited "irreconcilable differences" and she is asking the court to grant her spousal support, get yo' money girl, plus joint legal and physical custody of their unborn child.

The feisty star's emotional wellbeing is unknown at this time (blame the hormones maybe?). Major drama, 'question is, What/Who did "he" do? More details to be revealed so watch, er...... read this space!

Sean files for divorce (here we go again)

Sup with Oscar winners’ splitting from their spouses after winning the much coveted award (remember Hilary Swank, Halle Berry)! According to Extra, actor Sean Penn is joining the club and has filed for divorce from his wife Robyn Wright-Penn (she's surprisingly a great actress too) for the second time.



Remember late 07, he started divorce proceedings but cancelled it after reconciliation with his actress-wifey of 13 years, Robyn.

Oh the drama continues! Seems the tempestuous duo can’t make their minds up, “to split” or “not-to split”.

This better have nothing to do with the disgusting rumor of him hooking up with Natalie Portman we posted a while ago.

Eugh, poor Natalie. No young woman with her future and beauty should ‘go there’ and this better be untrue, NO ONE!! Just ask Madonna (his former wife) and now Robyn.

Sarah & Mathew are having a........... (marriage bandage?)

Sarah Jessica-Parker & Mathew Broderick have announced they are expecting twin babies.



Now before any SATC fans start freaking out, wondering what this means for the movie sequel or how she'll fit into those wonderful dresses, they got a surrogate! Their spokesperson confirmed the news saying:

The couple are happily anticipating the birth of their twin daughters later this summer with the generous help of a surrogate

There had been rumors of an iminent split for the Showbiz pair after it was alleged Broderick had an affair with a younger woman. The couple (who have been married for 12 years & have a six year-old son James Wilkie) brushed the rumors off and had been trying to add to their family.

A "friend"/blabber-mouth told Entertainment Weekly

They had a lot of unsuccessful tries. They came to the conclusion that this was going to be the best alternative for expanding their family.'

Congrats to them and though cynics i.e. us may say 'nothing mends a breaking relationship/alleged affair-claims than kids (right Posh?), let's all hope this works out!

Quickie: Halle, .............. so unfair

Also attending the L.A. screening of the X-Men Origins: Wolverine movie was Halle Berry who looked ......... well, see for yourself.



How lucky is this woman? She has one of the dreamiest men alive, Gabriel 'can't have 'that' Aubry as her baby-daddy and always looks incredibly stunning. No really, ever seen one bad pic of her?

'Well keep searching 'cause there isn't one. The Lucky Cow!

Mel steps out with his new lady 'friend'

With the announcement of his split from wife of 28 years (and mother to his 7 kids, Ouch!) Robyn, Mel Gibson has finally grown the balls to go public with his new girlfriend.



The 53 year-old actor attended the L.A. premiere of the new X-Men Origins: Wolverine movie with new love Oksana Grigorieva (well that’s a mouthful). Russian singer Oskana, 39, was the same lady he was spotted frolicking with on a Costa Rican beach in March. She is the ex of former James Bond star Timothy Dalton (she sure has a thing for older men. No?) with whom she has a 12 year-old son.

Surprise, surprise, she is signed to Gibson’s ICON record label (who knew he had one). When asked to confirm the new romance, Mel’s publicist told People magazine:

'Mel has been single for almost three years and it's nice to see him getting out and enjoying himself.'

Translation: He's an oldish man who's wife has left him but now has a hot, way younger Russian girlfriend. Problem? 'Don't think so!

Oh Mel, let’s hope she’s not using you as a stepping stone for her otherwise little-known career plus it's not the smartest idea to flaunt her before the financial war is resolved with your soon-to-be-ex wife.

On the other hand, what better accessory can a man experiencing mid-life crisis/divorce have?! Go on with yo’ bad self 'playa', she's smoking which can do wonders for the ego!

Has Rihanna moved on? Already?!

Pop starlet Rihanna has been on yet another holiday without her ex Chris Brown (yes, she is trying to shake off what happened). She has even been seen with a hunky male companion who literally everyone is speculating may be her new man!

Well, let’s call “bull” on this for the sake of all that is sane, sacred & holy!

For her sake, (and that of her future career) the mystery man had better be her male PLATONIC FRIEND or BACKUP DANCER (not a Kevin Federline) or total STRANGER who just wandered into the paparazzo’s eye-shot because a new b/f is the last thing Rihanna needs right now.

She’s looking cute, toned & relaxed which is surely a good thing for all her male admirers. Isn’t that right Jay (Z)? (Yep, ‘mentioned the worst kept secret…….)

Side note: Chris ‘the "wife beater" he wears is not just for show’ Brown has another court hearing tomorrow and his lawyers hope to have agreed a plea bargain. Good Luck with that bozo and here’s hoping a public apology to ‘her’ should be a mandatory part of any deals/copouts!

Just one more disease for Siennas' of the world to worry about

'Heard about the new global swine flu pandemic? Well, if you have just come back from a Mexican holiday (or may have come in contact with anyone from there) and/or think you may have fallen ill, please get yourself checked out!

For more info, click here.

Speaking of swine, You'll never guess what 'dumbitas' are honeymooning in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico? Only Mr & Mrs Spencer-Heidi Pratt.

You two better Quarantine yourselves from the rest of the world after this (even if you're both fine, just do it)! It'll do the rest of us the world of good not seeing your faces for a teensy weensy bit. K?

Are those two together? Who knew!

Whilst looking through images of Salma Hayek's Venetian Wedding celebration with her new husband Francois-Henri Pinault, (hoping to one day be as lucky; fingers & legs crossed) the one pic that stood out was that of Enrique Murciano holding hands with (it looks like he was dragging her though) Lily Cole.




What the Fudge & since when did this happen? So after 'googling' her, it turns out they've been dating since September '08 and even attended Enrique's "Without a Trace" costar Rosalyn 'dang girl' Sanchez's wedding late last year together.

They are apparently in a long-distance relationship with Lily at University in England & Enrique filming in L.A.

Not wanting to judge but he's 34 & Lily a 20 year old student! Plus, he's kinda-not-so hot though saying that, she's nothing special too so 'guess they suit. Still random how they hooked up!

B.T.W: Almost every photo of them shows him always in front pulling/dragging her to 'wherever'. Hmm..........

Pink confirms she's back with Carey

Uber-talented singer Pink has confirmed in an interview with AP that she's reunited with her ex husband Carey Hart (though they were never legally divorced).



Here's a snippet of her interview:

AP: There's been talk that you and Corey Hart are getting back together and even remarrying. Is that true?

Pink: I don't know where the remarriage thing came from. That kind of came out of the air. We are definitely back together.

AP: What did you take away from your time apart?

Pink: We try to protect ourselves from being fully in love and fully open and fully vulnerable, and really all we're doing is protecting ourselves from love and real love and the opportunity to really learn and grow with another person, so it's actually really detrimental, and you think it's helping.

AP: So your advice would be ...

Pink: Dive in. Absolutely, it's not going to kill you.

AP: So would you remarry?

Pink: We never really legally got divorced. Paperwork for both of us is really annoying (laughs). So we're choosing to be together. Our role models are Tim Robbins and Susan Sarandon and Kurt Russell and Goldie Hawn -- people who just choose to be together every day because they want to be there. And labels have never been our thing, so, we're just diving into that empty swimming pool, headfirst.

Good news at last! 'Wish them both many more years of happiness plus everyone should also hate labels (oh, the pressure).

Totally digressing.........

Apologies beforehand for this bit of info! One of the main reasons splitsup.com stays interested with life apart from shopping, judging ugly people, bitching & gossiping is Moto GP. Season 09 just kicked off, sooooooooo excited!

Allez Valentino (Rossi), you can win all the races and create history.

Again, sorry for 'this' readers

She's now officially a 'Pratt'

Reality MTV Hills star/actress Heidi 'get some sense' Montag did 'it' with Spencer 'we say major prat' Pratt.

The 'couple', who have been threatening the rest of the world with their upcoming nuptials, got married in Pasadena, California on Saturday with the bride wearing a white wedding dress (who's she kidding) and Mr Pratt/'Prat' looked his usual smug, dumb self.

Some friendly Advice: Try to be .......Who are we kidding? Like we give a ****! P.S: Lauren Conrad attended (can someone say publicity stunt). 'Expecting little 'prats' to be running amok soon.

Now that’s how it’s done Salma!

Mexican actress/all-round hottie Salma Hayek is having a 2nd wedding celebration with her new billionaire husband François-Henri Pinault, head of luxury brands firm PPR, which owns Gucci, Yves Saint Laurent and Balenciaga.

The couple, who have a cute 19 month-old daughter Valentina, got married on Valentine’s Day (‘Sup with their obsession with everything ‘Val’) but with the groom being a gazillionaire, Salma wanted give all her A-list friends (and exes) an A-Z guide of what to do when you hit the golden jackpot and snag a rich-ass man who loves you and is your baby-daddy.

The extravagant shindig is taking place on Saturday at the 18th century Palazzo Grassi which is frigging owned by the Francois (and now her, ha!). The couple (lucky bastards) kicked off the ‘show’ with a Venetian themed masquerade-style rehearsal dinner at Punta Della Dogana, Venice’s most photographed old custom house.

Now what she wore! The stunner (what else doesn’t she have going for her) wore a midnight blue dress holding a black & gold Venetian mask (ya, we have one of those) while her hubby/rich-like-a-mother****** looked suave in a suit and matching mask (aw they matched). He also carried their daughter (take notes men) so his bride will look beautiful (and not fall with those killer heels) and his other kids from another 'mutha' were there as well.

What lucky people scored an invite? Well, only the former French prez Jacques Chirac, Salma’s girlfriends; Penelope Cruz, Ashley Judd, Charlize Theron and Lucy Liu (yes they are famous too); Edward Norton, her ex (huh?) who arrived with his new g/f (who Salma trashes, clearly, in the battle of who’s hotter) and other A-listers who were lucky to get an invite.

Somehow D-lister David Blaine was there too ('not a smart move to take your pre-engaged ‘sorta’ fiancée to see how a real man does it).

The reason for the choice of venue is, wait for it, this was where they met first during a gala Pinault hosted in ‘06. All together, ah!!!!!!!!

If he does this just 2 months after their actual wedding, imagine what Salma/lucky-woman-who-scored will get for their anniversary. 'Soooooo jealous and the bar has just been raised for other celebs who marry money their partners.

Naomi Campbell, 'seeing this?

OMG, the dramz continues Prime-time

The nasty little liar!



Make up your mind who is the 'nasty liar' in this latest story of breakup. We say the radio host and 'her'!

S.O.L – so outta line

Footballer dumps ex, she then gets angry (yes, crazy).

Synopsis: English footballer Frank Lampard split from his fiancée and mother of his 2 kids, Elen Rives. Prior to this, he had allegedly cheated on her three times (that we know of) and in her view treated her poorly.

Whew, now the good stuff! Elen gets drunk at a club, speaks to a British tabloid journo (who just happened to be there with a tape no doubt) about the relationship calling Frank a 'cold', ’heartless’ man who has made her move out from the home to a 'small' flat (with their 2 kids) while he remains in his mansion partying it up as a singleton and ignoring her.

He then launched a verbal assault live on air to refute the bile his ex spewed out of her diarrhea-ridden mouth. He was tipped off by his sis about a radio talk-host talking shiz about him and that’s when he called in.

Just Listen:

Part 1



Part 2

Strangely we are slightly on the rich footballer’s side. Firstly, no matter what, the man is remembering his mother's death a year today.

Secondly, WTH did she expect? She claims as a 34 year old mother that her life ambitions are over and she is penniless. Well, shoulda, coulda, woulda! Maybe opening a bank account and saving some of the money he threw her way whilst the love/lust/convenience remained might have been a smart move instead of (not wanting to speculate but.......) buying her enormous wardrobe collection (‘irony is most of her outfits are fugly).

Finally, she was the one who left him! She didn’t wait to take him up the aisle first then clean him out (Tip: always speak to ‘legal’ first for advice before splitting) but thought she’ll play hard-to-get and he’ll woo her back.

Bitch please, a bit late to be playing the shy virgin routine, no? Plenty more fish/lazy freeloaders in the sea for him to have his pick (he may be average looking but being rich is a quality many **** find attractive).

Take a wild guess if reconciliation is on the cards for these two?!

Lindsay 'clears' the air!

WATCH THIS!!





Lindsay Lohan says she is still friends with Sam in Part 1? WTF, Liar, liar, pants on .......

Nice dig at the dad BTW but you say your mum is amazing? 'Course she is, dropping you off at bars and supplying you with you-know-what?!

Natalie Portman is supposed to be her friend, (who knew, found out in Part 2) let's hope she does steer Lindsay towards the right path and gets her to surround herself with good people not users.

Are these two ‘Slumdogs’ in love?

Are they or aren’t they? This has been the question surrounding the relationship between ‘Slumdog Millionaire’ Stars Dev Patel and Freida Pinto.

The two had been spotted getting very cozy while promoting their movie as well as during Oscar season but it seems the ‘coziness’ continues with Dev recently visiting Freida on the set of her latest movie ‘Miral’.

Now the ‘visit’ seems innocent enough until we learn the set location is in Israel (not next door to the U.K) which means he went there just to see her and not on holiday right?!

The problem with this is Freida, 24, just broke off her engagement to Indian PR exec Rohan Antao. Didn't she also say when asked in an interview that her co-star was more like a younger bro to her than a love-interest? (see where 'this' is going) Plus British-born Indian Dev looks, and acts, like 12/13 (fine he’s really 18, big diff).

What happened to the "It’s not you but my career that needs my concentration" speech she gave her ex? 'Cause she now seems to be ‘concentrating’ on Dev a lil’ too much.

Side thingy: Google her ex Rohan and then ask yourself ‘How the hell did she date that! Yes, yes, looks are not everything, blah, blah, blah (blasphemy if we’ve ever heard any). Also, Dev is no ‘big’ step up in the looks department Freida, ‘expected more from you with your new found fame plus your gorgeousness!

Get it together, the 'Hotties of the world' (including spli……. you-know-it) are appalled by you letting the ‘side’ down.

Well he waited for like 3 seconds!

John Mayer is clearly sooooo over being dumped by Jennifer ‘I’ll never forgive you Angie’ Aniston.

Reports are claiming he is now dating 24 year old ‘aspiring actress’ and waitress Scheana Jancan who he met at……….. Who gives a rat’s backside where these two met?!

What is so obvious though is (let's say it together) ‘aspiring actress’ my ***. More like aspiring ‘gold digger’ who has found a prime beef of idiot to date / 'get knocked up with his kids for her future security / exploit.

Call it cynicism if you want but you know that girl was as excited as a fat lady at a buffet when her path crossed with John. Can't think of a better partner for John, 'equally a user too!

Lucky escape Jen, you had a major escape from ‘Him’.

Quickie: She is now thinner than even Posh

Lindsay ‘tut, tut’ Lohan has been pictured recently with her ribcage over her dress, if that look is possible, and appears (dare we say it) thinner than Victoria Beckham.

Nothing else to add to this but ‘Ring the alarm’ SOL; Save 'O' Lindsay.

Shame on you Dina ‘do something’ Lohan! You are supposed to be her mother NOT CLUB BUDDY.

Is that egg on all gossip bloggers faces?

It was a false rumor. Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel are still very much together and going strong.

During a Lakers basketball game, once the 'kiss-cam' which prompts people to make-out (everyone sitting next to an attractive person should get one of those BTW) showed the couple onscreen, J.T moved in and gave his girl a loooooooong kiss. He then fanned himself down for reasons unbeknown to us because when has PDA ever made anyone hot-under-the collar.

Impressive they are still together though. And finally, a photo of them seemingly happy to be with one another. Whew, relief!

A 'pre-engagement' thingy leading to a real one?

David Blaine, you know, the "magician"/ i'll do dumb stunts down for publicity has charmed (or hypnotised, drugged) his girlfriend, French model Alizee Guinochet to marry him.

The **** confirmed the engagement to gossip column PageSix of the New York Post saying he bought Alizee a pre-engagement gold band, whatever the hell that is, but will buy the real thing when the credit crunch is better.

Ah, people said 'Romance was dead'!

The wedding date is yet to be set because he says he needs to get into shape i.e. lose his useless, excess weight. Yawn! One is assuming he is including his idiotic brain in that category.

Firstly, does he think being fat is the only negative he should tackle? How about getting a proper career like....... oh, maybe being an actual MAGICIAN.

Secondly, that poor girl, what is she thinking? Even if she is gold-digging him, there are better, richer & smarter celebs out there to target honey. Is he even a celeb? 'Betcha he has no wikipedia page.

What, No one is interested in this bit of info you say? Okay, we'll drop it! Plus, 'she' is sooooooo not a model.

Someone is going gaga over ...em, Lady Gaga

News just in, Lady Gaga has a new man she want's to (excuse the pun) 'Just Dance' with! Groan, her iconic song title had to be used in this post somehow.

Whilst you judge away, details are: he is an L.A. based enterpreneur named Speedy (?, we know) and they have reportedly been dating on the hush for about a month.

A source told In Touch magazine,

"They were just friends for a while, but recently things got serious... They are totally crazy about each other."

BTW, Loving the music Gaga but not too crazy about your latest 'cutting-edge' looks. It's is more like jumping over the ledge into the depths of 'fashion victim' pool.

Run for your lives Men of the World

Oops, ‘seems Lindsay ‘who & where am I’ Lohan may be switching to the hetero side again boys, so hide for your safety. She has reportedly even started her 'switcheroo' by chatting up any cute guy she meets at the Bars, nightclubs & after-parties she's hanging out in.

Oh, and she has a new BFF, Mel B!

Yep, true story, the two have been inseparable and have been partying together with Mel’s no-good husband Stephen ‘I’ll whoop your *** woman’ Belafonte also in tow. It is alleged Linds announced to Mel she was now ‘back on men’.

It is no wonder these 2 women found common ground; let’s see what they both have in common. Pitiful taste in spousal choices? Aha! Unhealthy goal to ‘Party Hard’? You betcha! General lack of self-esteem hence the need to be with someone and not single?

Your new choice of ‘friend’ is not good Lindsay. Just NOT GOOD!!!

'Seem to be writing a helluva lot about this particular 'sad case' but it can't be helped. She makes it too easy these days!

Quickie: Say it ain’t so

Is Justin Timberlake to split up with Jessica ‘look at my ripped body’ Biel?

There has been a rumor (one that has been lingering for a while like a bad smell) that the singer / whatever else he wants to be / actor may (or already has) dump Jessica because of………

'Does he have to have a reason? This is Justin riiiight? The same guy who get’s bored easily and was always kinda promiscuous he was dubbed ‘Justin Trousersnake’.

Well, it will not be a surprise to splitsup.com because in almost all photos taken of these two, they both look sour-faced, unkempt & just plain glum being together.

He did it

Congrats to Andy Roddick who married his hot swimsuit model Brooklyn Decker and she looked adorably beautiful, though what bride shouldn’t, and he looked….. Well, for him it was an improvement and while some i.e. ‘us’ will be dragged to the altar kicking & screaming NEVER, we should all be happy when two people, some may call ‘em dumb in love, find each other and make it legal.

So here’s hoping the couple are happy with the outcome of this union! Whatever happens, enjoy it.

This is extremely disturbing

With a whiff of Britney's public breakdown circa 2007/08, Lindsay Lohan is not handling her split from girlfriend Sam Ronson and has been partying hard non-stop for the last 10 days.

The sadder part to this story is her shameless mother, some parent, is alleged to be culprit actually dropping her fragile daughter off at clubs & bars. Plus, remember the spoof vid we posted earlier where Lindsay attempted to poke fun at her wild girl image and criminal record? 'Guessed it, the same "mother" was behind the idea. We know, WTF right?

The unhappy party-girl / look-what-you-did-to-her-Samantha / former actress has been bleary-eyed & pale all week whilst dishing the dirt behind the breakup. She claimed on her Twitter that Sam cheated on her (the Dramz).

Lindsay has also been spotted with a new tattoo quoting:

"Everyone's a star and deserves the right to twinkle', a tribute to her idol Marilyn Monroe. She said Monroe is a 'prime example of what this industry can do to someone."

Damn it! LISTEN TO YOURSELF & READ THAT TATTOO AGAIN & again to understand what Fate is trying to tell you. Do you want to end up a bad actress statistic? Well then, Keep away from bad influences (Your Mum on top of the list), check yourself into a "better place" i.e. Real rehab, cry as a release of all the anguish you're feeling and get on with your life.

Not ever experiencing a breakup because of cheating, 'can't imagine how it must feel but what is evident is "she" is a coward who is not worth it and never deserved you , along with the publicity she craved & got, in the first place. Please just get help............. It is needed.

Go Jen?!

Woo hoo! News just in claims Jennifer Aniston is aiming to have a frisson-thing with Irish hunk/ '300' actor Gerard Butler.

If true, this is such a step up in hotness for Jen, remember John 'poor-excuse-for-a-man' Mayer?!

For what it's worth, both actors are working together on a new film and may just be having strictly professional meetings. Plus, it is a bit too soon for Jennifer to already be dating yet another celeb because if this story is true and the new couple don't work out, it will be added onto the actress's long-ish list of failed relationships.

With all this in mind, just enjoy your life Jen & Gerard is sooooooooo HOT, even having a lil' fling with him can do your self-esteem no harm. 'Loving your new eco-house BTW Jen and you are looking better with age.

Tidbit: Everyone remember the scene in the Movie "300" when Butler said "this is Sparta"........ No? Here's a snippet just to remember though it was UNFORGETTABLE. Forward to 0.43 for the good bit, Wink, wink!!

Oh Yes, we know!

Update: Gerard is seeing former Miss World, 26-year-old Bollywood star Priyanka Chopra. Jen, your competition is both 26 (way younger) & was frigging "Miss World"? GOD SPEED girl!!

What's in the tennis water?

'Sup with all tennis players getting hitched. Oh well, one hopping onto the marriage train is Andy Roddick and he bagged himself Sports Illustrated model Brooklyn Decker.

‘Wonder what she saw in him? Hmmm, his fame & wealth can’t have hurt his chances there.

The venue will be the tennis player's, borderline tennis has-been's, Texan home. Yee haw! Also, according to the New York Post, cough –part-time liars-- cough, Andy has also booked Sir Elton John to perform at the nuptials happening at the weekend.

Congrats Andy, wishing you many years of luck, better than what you have as a tennis player, & happiness. Don’t forget to make her sign ‘you know what’! She's a cutie though.

Predicting yet another Divorce in 3, 2....?

Anyone remotely interested, who is?!, the talentless, gruesome twosome Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt aka Speidi, of MTV's The Hills, are getting hitched. You know what that means, Predictable divorce outcome!

The pair have just applied for a marriage license and may be doing "the deed" at the weekend. DON'T DO IT, should be the chorus from all the sane & smart folk out there.

It is not negativity to think so 'cause if you knew the history of their relationship,......... Exactly, 'nuff said.

All there is left to say is, enjoy the cake that day you two, and GET A PRENUP!!! FYI, the groom is a "Pratt" by name and a total "PRAT" by nature so enjoy it whilst you can Heidi.

New couple going public. Good or Bad?

TV presenter of US hit show "So you think you can Dance?", Cat Deeley has made her relationship with actor Jack Huston public.

The couple have been dating since last year and recently attended a New York soiree together.

Whilst 'happy she has found love again after being single for the last 2 years, there are 2 burning questions posed by this coupling, Is it a lil' too early to be announce it to the public & has Jack upgraded or downgraded?

Firstly, it is well documented that once a Celeb makes it known publicly whom they are dating, it ultimately invites the world, and his dog, into his/her biz spelling big dramz ahead and potential scandalous breakup stories/scoop. Secondly, Is dating Cat Deeley a fall down the 'quality ladder' for Jack or is love sometimes blind & conveniently simple?!

You see, Jack is part of one of Hollywood's acting dynasties; has an Aunty Angelica Huston and Grandaddy, director John Huston. He also recently split up with supermodel Helena Christensen who let's face it, is soooo stunning, she falls under the category of hot women (think Megan Fox, Halle Berry) that makes women go 'wow' and men go 'mmmmmmm'!

Congrats though Cat, looking happy because of a relationship is a rare sight these days, just ask Rihanna & Lindsay, and Kudos for keeping your dating on the D.L as long as you did. Good Luck both of you but sort your man's hair out girl!

Digressing: Any comments made about the state of anyone's hair, outfit, general appearance is done with the best interest of the global visual public. Thank us later!

Oh dear

Update: 'Seems not even being newly married and expecting his first child is going to help Roger Federer.

The swiss tennis player just lost in the Monte Carlo tennis tournament to his compatriot Stanislav Wawrinka who is well below him both in both talent and rankings! This means the revenge he has been waiting to serve to his main rival, and surely all clay courts season-winner, Rafa Nadal will have to be another time. Ha!

Maybe time to get a coach (or 2) Rog! Better luck at Roland Garros and let's hope you don't bawl your eyes out like you did in Australia when you lose to Nadal.

It may be official!

Rihanna seems to have come back to her senses and split up with Chris Brown! Here's hoping it isn't a ploy to get him off his pending assault (on her) charges.

Well, good for her! It kinda seems her career is going from strength to strength with all the publicity surrounding their ill-advised relationship. The tabloids are also reporting that Chris has even moved on and is dating some Girl-band member.

WHAT?! If true, this is soooooo not a smart move (though productive step for the otherwise, until now, unknown singer/opportunist he's supposedly shacking up with).

Serious open note to Chris's mum: Why not stop crying at the back of the court whilst listening to what shiz your son is in and instead Drag his behind back to Virginia, give him a love-curfew (or a promise ring circa Jonas bros') and watch him like a hawk. At 19, he is still a bit immature to be in serious relationships (Exhibit A, he did an ugly beat-down with Rihanna).

P.S: Not too crazy about your latest wet-look hairdo though Ri, more of a hairdon't! Oh, and stop smiling to the photogs Chris, 'makes you come across unrepentant & nonchalant about the major legal drama you are involved in presently.

Publicity stunt?

Was the whole Madonna splitting up with Jesus Luz all just an act to get the Malawian adoption authorithies on side? Latest reports are the couple are back together but were they ever broken up in the first place?

'Think not, we called the split bull****, 'remember our earlier post on 'them splitting' ? !

Now it seems ever since her latest adoption attempt failure, Madge has decided to stopped the pretence and she has been spotted having dinner in New York with none other than her supposed 'dumped' toyboy, Jesus.

Celebs lying & putting up appearances for their selfish needs? SHOCKER IT IS NOT.

It's about time!!

Tennis star Roger Federer has finally made an honest woman of his looooong-term girlfriend Mirka.

He wrote on his blog:

"OFF COURT - MR. AND MRS. FEDERER

Dear Fans

Earlier today, in my hometown of Basel, surrounded by a small group of close friends and family, Mirka and I got married. It was a beautiful spring day and an incredibly joyous occasion.

Mr. and Mrs. Roger Federer wish all of you a Happy Easter weekend.

Love,
Roger"

The pair have been dating for over 8 years ('met at the 2000 olympics) & are expecting their first baby. Cynics will say he married her because he knocked her up, they may have a point, but the important thing is a child will be born into a family life of positivity, stability & love.

Wait a minute: She just fell pregnant recently? So her ballooning weight gain is just down to her being 'big-boned' and constantly appearing pregnant / fat ?!

Good luck to them both and hope it is a wonderful marriage and maybe will spur Federer to find his lost playing form. Doubt it though, Long may Rafael Nadal 'J'adore him' reign as ATP World numero 1. Enjoy fatherhood anyway Roger!

She does have a sense of humor

Strangely funny!! 'Loving the approach to laugh at yourself rather than to mope around.



Poor Lindsay, She did describe her life to a 'T'.

Interested in yet another Geri hookup & breakup?

Geri Halliwell is dating another person just months, seems like days, after she broke off her quickie engagement to an Italian businessman.

The ....... (what does she do again apart from dating these days) was caught exhibiting major PDA with a London-based aristocrat by the name of Henry Beckwith. Well, a real aristo will have a double-barreled surname, no?

Geri: Act your age woman for heaven’s sake. Also, is this random dating behavior suitable for your young daughter Bluebell (or is her name Bellblue, a bit confusing) to witness?

Only asking!

Poor Mel! Or is it poor Robyn?!

Mel Gibson and his wife Robyn have filed for divorce. Well, that explains the ridiculous thing on his face.

Update, it is meant to be a beard. Riiiight!

The actor's wife Robyn was the one who filed first citing "irreconcilable differences" (can’t she come up with better reasons like his numerous alleged affairs or his weird cult-like religious beliefs) plus she stated they have been separated since 2006!

Pardon, that’s like over 2 ½ years right? Well, they kept that quiet.

Robyn, soon to no longer have Gibson as a surname, says the time they officially seperated was to be determined but Mel recanted by filing his own response and specified his own seperation date August 26, 2006 (kinda cold-hearted dawg). He is yet to give the specific time i.e. 3.17pm but maybe during the Divorce proceedings / prospective all-out War.

There is no Prenup, Dang it! Mel must be regretting this part because he either believed in Forever & ever or thought his career will never have amounted to anything hence no money, no payout! He has been proven wrong on both accounts. Oh and he has a fortune of approx. $900million, who knew?!

Anyhoo, let’s hope this divorce is resolved amicably because being married for 28 years is no small feat and if anything, DO IT NICELY FOR YOUR KIDS.


Side bar: This may be tiny bit irrelevant, giving the issue at hand, but Kudos to Mel though, he was partly responsible for getting Britney Spears back on board the ‘normal Train’.

Don’t do it Nick!

Ridiculously adorable pop star Nick Jonas has been spotted recently driving with his fellow child star Miley Cyrus riding shotgun!

STEP AWAY from the questionable influence that is Miley 'I'm young & innocent honest' because just blink once and you just may just find your promise ring will disappear along with your self-worth and innocence-like quality.

Kinda odd though given that Miley was originally dating Nick pre her ‘hanging out’ with 20 year old male model Justin Gaston, her inappropriately old ‘male friend’. The weirdness continues with her being spotted having lunch with Selena ‘cutie’ Gomes just a few weeks back.

Weird because Selena is also an ex of Nick's, (busy boy at just 16), Someone's got Game!

Isn’t young Hollywood love dramatic, entertaining & somewhat six degrees of separation?

Lindsay, Lilo, Linds! Why oh why?

Why, oh why? For the love of everything sane in the world, is Lindsay Lohan hellbent on ending up a damaged & majorly screwed-up has-been? Whilst we were away, the former actress has split up with her girlfriend / famewhore user Samantha Ronson and it hasn't ended well gasp, shocker!!

Jeez, we never saw that one coming, not!

It seems it ended really badly as the temperamental twosome always had a fiery (we say crazy) relationship. The Ronson family, Sam’s people, are said to be considering getting a restraining order against Lindsay. If we were Lindsay, though let’s face it what NORMAL person wishes to be a sexuality-confused, borderline schizoid (but digressing), we will be livid with these people.

Firstly, everyone, well except Lindsay, knew ‘D.J’ Sam was using the actress for publicity exposure and it was bound to end in tears but for Sam and her family to have the nerve to continue pretending they are 'hurt & worried' that Lindsay is not handling the end of the affair/Sam’s job application is just sickening.

After the breakup, Lindsay has been been spotted with the product Neuro Bliss (plug?) which is said to “relax neural tissues, enhance brain activity, focus and provide a sense of well being. Nothing more to add to this, can’t make this shiz up!


Tip: DO NOT GET BACK WITH Callum Best, your other useless ex, and maybe stay single for a while. Okay, baby steps, try a week with your track record and we’ll call that progress. Oh and P.S, stop your run-ins with the paparazzi, career makers & breakers these days, 'cause your acting career needs major resuscitation & resurrecting Lazarus style.

Missed splitsup did you?

Nǐ hǎo! 'In china so could not post stuff on the blog because of internet restrictions / policing. Yep, it was REALLY like 'that'! Brought loads of shopping back though if you were wondering.

Lots of juicy stuff to write about. Oh, and the sound you have been hearing the last 10 days was shiz hitting the splitsup fan. Now where to start?!

Shocking video about domestic violence

Every adult (especially Chris Brown & Rihanna) must WATCH this



Yep, Speechless too! Never knew 2 women died every week from domestic abuse. Please all say NO TO VIOLENCE!!!!

P.S: Nice one Keira Knightley. Her fame + realistic acting = Awareness & Hope towards an end of domestic abuse in society today.