Words of wisdom! Best bit is "Stop thinking about what others want, focus on your thoughts & be selfish".
Overanalyzing is bad
Words of wisdom! Best bit is "Stop thinking about what others want, focus on your thoughts & be selfish".
Uh Oh!
Yep, 'thought the same thing you're thinking right now. Note to self, NEVER try to surprise a partner live on the radio cause it can backfire SPECTACULARLY. Funny though!
Guy may be dating a young model too (take that Madge)
Pretty huh? Now, the article continues with a ('guess who) source saying:
The mouth-diarrhea ridden source then continues blabbing saying,‘Petrina is leggy, blonde and very posh, which seems to be Guy’s ideal woman at the moment. He is trying to keep things very casual but she has become rather besotted with him'.
A friend of Ritchie’s, some ‘friend’ who should learn to shut up, added:‘It’s her opinion that Guy is quite besotted with her and he apparently keeps telling her she’s far more interesting and more fun than Madonna.’
What, this can't be true right? Are Madonna & Guy trying to outdo each other by dating younger people? One would assume the healthiest thing for these two (and their kids) is to move on. Enjoy the “dating scene” and just be civil ‘cause the ‘I can do anything better than you’ is sooooo pathetic and for their ages, (he’s 40, Madge is 70? kidding, she’s 50ish), carrying on this charade makes them appear not-so over each other & bitter.‘Guy’s very much on the pull and has no qualms about being seen out with a string of stunning women but he’s said he wants to play the field. Stepping out with someone as stunning as Petrina is good for his ego and will probably annoy Madonna.’
Now listen you two: Play nice, you are both talented and attractive-ish people who were once-upon-a-time happily married with lovely kids. Remember the great times, focus on being civilized adults and let the obvious bitterness go.
And surely the Rabbis at your Kaballah churches preach on Love, Peace and FORGIVENESS……. Practice what they preach!!
What’s the time limit to want an ex back?
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Okaaaay! The poor guy had to sit there and listen to the lady rant & rave about him moving on too soon. She did sound desperate and needs to let go, move on and strangely Ryan summed it up perfectly towards the end of the clip.
Funny bit was the:
“she is a waitress and has no degree, I have two”.
Huh? Bizarre, Let’s all make an oath never to let our old relationships fester this way.
'Sup with Rihanna & Chris Brown?
Well, there is the ongoing court-drama regarding the alleged physical assault so it is plausible the two are having a breather from each other & the craziness surrounding them.
She is mega talented plus she’s looking mighty foxy lately. Let’s all hope her career reaches the heights she deserves and she gets settled in her love life (still young, 21).
‘Adore the ‘breaking dishes’ song on her last album. ‘Haven’t heard it yet? Well, watch her 08 live performance of it here:
Some of these lyrics can be directed at naughty boy Chris
“I’m super cool, I’ve been a fool
But now I’m hot and baby, you gon’ get it.
Now I ain’t tripping, I ain’t twisted
I ain’t demented, well, just a lil’ bit
I’m kicking ***, I’m taking names
I’m on flames, don’t come home babe.
I’m breaking dishes up in here, all night
I ain’t gonna stop until I see police lights
I’ma fight a man tonight, I’ma fight a man tonight”
So Random (we know)
BTW, whenever races are on, we have the full season's calender update, sad yes, never expect us to function properly. 'Promise to post pics of the cute drivers though (okay lie, there aren't many)!
Go Kimi and the new Brawn team! Yeahhhhhh
This better be a prank
Hope it is just a silly prank because for her to diss him in public like that? Not nice at all!
Bruce is officially off the market ladies
Willis' rep, Paul Bloch, tells People. Bruce’s ex-wife Demi Moore and her husband, Ashton Kutcher, classy, were in attendance along with his 3 daughters."They could not be happier,"
Serious point of the week: Bruce & Demi have shown the right way to end a marriage and still remain friends who love & and care for each other. Let's all take note and hope many more families that have to break up in the future Endeavour to do the same.
Good Luck Bruce & Emma, hope it’s a good one!!
Madonna 'splits up' with toyboy lover
Hang on a sec, the whole world has been questioning her choice of not-so-age-appropriate plaything but she listens to the concerns of the Malawian officials? On first glance, we all thought he was one of her prospective adopted children ha but it appears he was her ‘very good’ friend wink.
Well, better late than never Madge to regain your brain faculties and ditch the obvious publicity-whore that is Jesus. Keep on making good music and loving the new look!
Kudos to Madonna though, trying to save yet another kid from starvation ('meant Jesus but kudos for Malawian kid too)
P.S: Lyn: ........thanks for that
Leave Jen alone John. Plus stop your twittering too
Sucks to be Jen right now but hope she has learnt the lesson to avoid dating exhibitionist guys who love chatting about their private shiz. Plus can anyone blame the lack of belief she has in finding love? Just look at what Jolie-lips and Brad I’m not sorry Pitt did behind her back. Let’s all send positive vibes to her and hope she bags a great guy (+ hope he’s a major hottie)
Oh and John?: Man up and Pray you don’t get heartbroken in a huge way that you end up a lonely old man in the corner with your twitter & guitar. You’ll get there if you continue this way....
‘Bored of this already
Trying to think of advice/comeback/thoughts on this new announcement, well she’s being with Doug for like 2 seconds and……. Nope, 'can’t do it, disturbed & not at all bothered to write on this topic!!! Maybe later
Another couple 'splits up'
The two appeared to have a cool transatlantic love & lifestyle but it seems their respective work pressure proved to be the undoing of the 2 year relationship.
LIE! It is understandable that twice divorced Tamara had a lot on her plate but Christian, when? What movie/project has he done lately to speak of after the 90s? (Poor Tam dated Kid rock though so guess Slater was a step up) and apart from the divorce from his wife Ryan Haddon -side bar- cute name, he hasn’t done any strenuous shiz!
Anywho, sources (again?) close to Tamara have confirmed the split saying ‘the split was amicable with no one involved; they will remain friends…….’
We say go Tamara, buy yourself some shoes to…….. Oh, right! Well, get more from your shoe boutiques, try to mend your broken heart for now and stay off the dating scene until a real prospect emerges.
And Christian, now go get a job & while you're at it, don’t attempt reconciliation with any of your old flames ala the Owen Wilson/Kate Hudson saga (knock-it-off & let 'that' go you two)
The Selfish Slut
In her own words, Katie says SOME regret has just crept into her mind on what her constant 'knickers-dropping' cost the married lovers (of which there are many) in her past.
Putting the figure to be approx £3million (+ small change of broken homes and absentee fathers of course...but we digress) she adds:
‘‘I feel sorry for those men who lost their assets……. and I feel sorry for their wives…..I can’t change things and I don’t know what would have happened to their marriages if I hadn’t come along. After all, you never know what goes on behind closed doors. But I do know that my happiness has come at a huge cost and I accept that along the way, other people have paid the price.’’Lil' synopsis of the whore if you’re not acquainted with ‘it’: Has had "affairs de sleaze" with a lotta married men aka victims.
Victim 1: left wife of 19 years & 3 kids for her. They then married, had 2 kids and ironically left Kate when the 2nd child was just a day old
Victim 2: work colleague whose marriage was already on-the-rocks (that ol’ chestnut) so she says that doesn’t count as an affair (ah ha)!
Other Victims: unidentified cause the shame of being there, done that is unappealing
Latest Victim: Mark Cross who she was photographed cavorting with in some fields (we think she was grazing though) & latest babydaddy who she plans to marry
Ironically Medusa/the mother of 3 (God help them) says she is happier than ever with current partner who she loves. Horse-tooth also claims to respect marriage and believes that kids should be raised within marriage.
WOW……………, Speechless! Karma - do your thing.
No, but she can’t have……..
Oh Jeez
Remember their story, Well he confessed to being depressed & addicted to sex, then went to rehab to get help, then they announced they’d split but ‘remained friends’ for the sake of their 2 kids and finally it came out he was having extra-marital ‘relations’ with a female personal trainer friend of his.
Whew! Well US Weekly is reporting an unlikely reunion citing ‘a source’ (one of those again) who is claiming to have seen the couple all loved-up while vacationing in Mystique. 'Where to start, Okay, Tea appears nice enough and whilst no one knows what goes on behind-closed-doors, it is soooooooo apparent to almost everyone but her that David is a lying, cheating waste of space who hurt her and will continue to do so if/when given the chance. It also kinda seems a tad quick for her to forgive him too!
To the Teas' out there: Don’t take a partner back when they have acted in such a poor way unless a lot (a whole lotta) time has passed & there is a lot of begging coupled with strong evidence of positive change. Oh, and after seeing X-files, ‘understand why he was depressed.....
By the way.......
Well, good for him
‘I won’t make that mistake again’, he gleefully announced.
Kudos to him though, now understanding that sleeping with a lady who is a professional homewrecking tramp & part-time actress is maybe not the wisest idea. Now only if the rest of the male population takes a cue from Rhys, surely the ‘ever-friendly’ actress will have no choice but the start closing her legs!
What is so annoying is silly cow Sienna will ultimately convince herself Rhys is still bitter and that will feel her heart (she has one?) with joy. An emotion ‘women’ like her never deserves but here’s hoping Karma catches up with ‘them soon.
P.S Balthazar Getty: You silly fool, LEARN from the wise words of Rhys and find the next exit off the STD-fuelled train you have been ‘riding’ on!
OMSG!
David Gandy, 29
6ft 2 tall
28 inch waist (uh, wild guess)
Born in Essex, UK (yey)
Single (oh, please be true)
Level of Hawt: SCORCHING
Oh and he does charidee! Go save the sea.............
Quickie split news
Now let's play a game of Guess who's going on the Hottie back-on-the-market list? You're good if you thought 'Her'!
Shed a tear for these................
Now watch this video, (try and shake off the doom & gloom feeling, showing celebs trying to make their relationships work (altogether, ah!!!!!!!!) :
Fingers crossed
Upcoming ‘Naming & Shaming’ list
Well, send details like names, locations & brief summary of the 'sin' of the Cheaters to info@splitsup.com. A list of these disgraceful beings will be posted soon in a less friendly but humorous way.
It'll be classic & if you want a description of what type of people we are targeting, oh let's see; a dirty, nasty, major slut-bitch that knowingly goes for married/committed people 'cause he/she can't get his/her own. Told you, fun light-hearted stuff!
How young is too young?
Or maybe you disagree, uh, let us know??? The non-freaks feel the same way as we do
- Just look at him...... he can get any GROWN woman he wants
- His girlfriend / soon-to-be young bride is barely a decade older than his 10 year old
- It is just plain creepy
- The term 'Pick on someone your own size' springs to mind
- CREEPY!!!!!!!!!
Random: Go Whitney
Okay, 'have a confession to make, we always watch MTV’s ‘the City’ (gasp). We know, we know, It disgusts us too!
While you continue the judging, the point is the ‘star’ of the show, Whitney Port (lovely girl who is not a whore) may have bagged a hottie. He is Robert Buckley and here is a pic so you see what she is working with.
Just great, there is video footage
There is actual footage of the nastiness going down, just watch:
When people cheat, they also seem to lose their ability to remember lil’ things like rendezvous locations or look out for cameras presence.
Eddie’s model-wifey must be going crazzzzy on him and so she should.
Spare a thought for Leann’s husband/closeted companion too, poor him. Now he has to look for another woman to both pay his bills & be his sexuality cover-up (oh you know he is, seen a pic of him yet?) Well then………..
Sorry :- (
New Home-wrecker Alert!!!!!!!!!
Eddie nooooooooooo, why? If you don’t know who Eddie is, google him (his wife too) and then you’ll get why if the allegations are true, he is punching well below his weight.
It wouldn't surprise me if she has an inner-Jolie, the slut! I am majorly disappointed but am maintaining positive thoughts that it is a rumour. Here is a pic of Eddie and the woman he promised to love and obey……..
Please join me to stare in disbelief at the photo of him and his wife and try to recall what Leann looks like (google ‘it’ if you must). I now understand that beauty is not the main attraction in any relationship today, putting your-back-into-it is! Filth!!!!! Why look for rotten raw eggs (eugh) when you already have crème brulee (yum) Eddie.
P.S: 'always found him attractive with the cute dimples. That idea is dead to us!!!!!!!!!
Scandalous!!!!
''your stuff is faulty & shameful and needs to be sent back 'cause it is no longer under warranty''!Way to give a comeback.
'Loving the presenter laughing & cackling all the way through.
Oh no she didn’t?
The icing on this calorific cake-shiz is ‘the idiot’ has now, allegedly, confiscated her phone. You read right, ‘the idiot’ has taken a grown woman’s phone off her to prevent her from ringing the police or her shrink ('suggesting an exorcist). Clearly my advice to Kerry on my earlier post fell on deaf ears and what is needed now is major divine intervention.
P.S: 'choose not to post a pic of them ever again because….…..your welcome!! Please Kerry, do the right thing for you & the children and leave him.
Oh dear!! She never saw this one coming
Are you thinking what I'm thinking too? She deserved it, the lying and sneaky tart!
Tip deceitful fools out there: Be good, stop the lying & cheating. You will ultimately get what you deserve, self-inflicted pain (+ if your really lucky.....an S.T.D)
What goes around………….?
Don’t you just love how ‘the other woman’ in an affair has self-induced amnesia when it comes to remembering just how much pain she caused the partner of her new plaything. Case 1, new split on the scene: David Seaman --confused ex England footballer-- has allegedly recently dumped his second wife, Debbie with whom he has two kids with.
WELL, WELL, WELL, dontcha love Karma’s bitchiness?! Flash back to ’94, when he left wife no.1 (and supposed childhood love) Sandra for Debbie, the smug look on wifey no.2’s face was unbelievable.
came the clichéd excuse from the selfish twosome.‘You don't choose who you fall in love with’,
Sandra love, cherish this moment though I doubt you give a hoot now and hope you and (you guessed it people) the other two kids he abandoned with you have managed to move on with your lives. And to you, wifey 2 / home-wrecker, are you honestly gasping with shock? You selfish, devious cow who thought you’ll live happily ever after with the man you stole.
Tip ho’: 'truly hope you become a deterrent for other j.bs – jealous bitches- to realize that for a person to abandon ‘tiny thing’ like a partner & kids for you, (light bulb moment, Einstein), should kinda indicate to you he is a cold-hearted individual who will do the same to you silly tramp.
The most disturbing part of this story is he is sooo fugly but has always being the dumper not the dumpee. I know, I know, how come such an ugly guy gets the balls to get away with this always? This bravado comes courtesy of the false sense of worth any Dumbo-lover gives him once she stoops to his shameless level of having an affair with him but let’s also blame the stench of his money.
Speaking of shamelessness, goldiggers ala Heather Mills, rev up your engines and form an orderly queue ‘cause newly-single rich man alert!!! Though if his choice in lovers' mirrors the way he handles everything else e.g. his finances, he hasn’t got shiz left.
Riiiiiiiight, don't leave it to end like THIS!
Funnnnnnnnny!
STOP THE VIOLENCE?!: Tips on how to get over a violent split Up
1) Don’t record a duet with your alleged beat-downer afterwards (WTF Rihanna??)
2) Avoid looking for silly excuses to forgive them, as Katie Couric (heart her) said, if they hit you once, they will hit again…..and again…..
3) Just walk away from the destructive situation & this goes to the ‘Ike-Turners’ too
4) Think of how many drunken desperados are out there if you really feel you’d rather settle than be alone
5) Make the phrase ‘Better to be alone than badly accompanied’ your mantra
6) Just Freaking leave it….dang
7) DO NOT have a rebound thing cause you most likely will land in major shiz drama
8) Surround yourself with annoyingly positive and strong people who will drag your ass away from all the madness
9) If all these don’t encourage your walking away, well Good Luck ‘cause you’ll need it
10) ……..'got nothing!
Quickie
Adriana Lima’s new husband Marko Jaric is allegedly being investigated for sexually assaulting a woman while playing b-ball last Saturday in Philadelphia. Oh shiz, boys........, there may be a major HOTTIE back on the market!
'Like her though and hope this is all a rumour. No woman that beautiful --she also seems nice-- should go through this crap just weeks into her marriage. Again, hope it is a mistake 'cause if one bags a woman like her, why does one need to get it elsewhere!
Didn’t see that coming
Anywho, the British 'hillbillita' has supposedly gotten lawyers involved and is soooooo leaving him (though lets wait ‘til he sells his story to the tabs for shameless money to believe it).
Why women can never spot idiotic users is a mystery to the human race. I mean, just what are the signs to look out for? He abandons his kid(s) for you? Check! Decides to stop working to ‘support’ your needs and live off your income? Check! Decides to hide your medication to be able to both control you as well as make you act a fool? Major Check!!
Tip you confused person: really follow through with this latest threat of abandoning ship and try to be on your own. I know you were a victim of some homewrecking (courtesy of Delta 'has-been' Godrem) but you have to love yourself for other to. Cut scene to other women who go through divorces but come out on the other side focusing their energy on the innocent kids instead of on the latest search for the next baby-daddy to add to the ever-growing collection! FYI, he's so fugly.
Jennifer splits Up with John?

Poor, poor Jen! 'Wish folks i.e. the so-called fair & unbiased media will just leave this woman to bounce back from the constant heartache she goes through. First,
Plus, she started dating albeit cutie but the douche John and now he dumps her. HE dumps HER??? She is either the unluckiest thing in love right now or major PSYCHO dater.
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Tip HONEY: avoid men in the and just date ‘hotties’ that are under the radar, profound advice I know. Maybe then no one will be all up in your biz. Take a cue from sickingly gorge Halle Berry who bagged Gabriel, dang boy, Aubry! Gabriel………… (Yum, yum!)
Oh and P.S: Sarah Palin’s ‘oops, ‘think-I-made-a-doodoo-mamma’ child Bristol has reportedly split from the man boy father of her child, Levi.
‘So shocked right now, 'need time to get over this info. You mean the girl who called her fiancé’s family ‘white trash’? Well, she had a strong case, what with future momma-in-law being arrested in December on counts relating to possessing some ‘hillbilly heroin’. OMG, --insert trailer-park accent
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