Looking at latest pics of Spanish actress Penelope Cruz, one can't help but notice a diff in her body size (you know how we closely monitor ANY weight gain) but why is this?
Has she had too much paella OR has BF Javier Bardem fertilized her OR is her dress choice so wrong & unflattering?
Either way, this is news and it's also ALL Javiers fault. Even the dress choice, men should always tell their partners the truth... 'Why yes honey you look enormous in that'!
To the naked eye she may appear slim still but those in the know (like us) see EVERYTHING. Plus for an otherwise 'carpet veteran like Pen, this is unexpected. Come to think of it, she has been glowing lately and we thought it was just down to her being in love and happy.
Oh well, if there is a kid on the way, what a cutie he/she will be! Her genes will surely trump Bardem's so-so face. Please Lord, if there IS a child coming, let it NOT resemble the "J-Lo gene-trumped-by Marc Anthony's gene" production. Seen Jennifer's son lately? Nuff said!
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