Aw Megan... oh how we missed that mouth. NOT!

Just when we thought time away from Megan Fox (with her kinda being MIA these days) will make the heart go fonder, she ruins it with yet another verbal-diarrhea interview.

Plus, speaking of 'diarrhea', she also discloses how she sometimes gets 'it' when she has to go onstage (TMI) and claims she has self-image issues. Who's fast becoming a (albeit hawt) white-lying attention seeker!

In October's issue of Cosmo, the Transformers hottie lies through her teeth/says:

"I'm very confident in how I project my personality, But in terms of how I look, I'm completely, hysterically insecure. I'm self-loathing, introverted and neurotic."

"People see a dark-haired girl with tattoos who's in an action movie, and it's 'She's the next Angelina, But I have nothing in common with her. If someone were to tell me she's a vampire, I'd go 'Yeah, okay, totally.' "

K, the last quote is true. She does have NOTHING in common with Angie... she hasn't stolen other people's husbands/boyfriends. Yet!

Update: Now ladies, read this out loud to your boyfriends and say Mega Fox says so:

"Women hold the power, because we have the vaginas. If you're in a heterosexual relationship and you're a female, you win."

Let's see if your relationship lasts after that!